r/Marvel 1d ago

Comics Kingpin respects Peter [Joe Fixit #2]

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u/Moartist18memes 1d ago

Peter: I’m poor as shit but I ain’t taking this money

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u/Quirky_Ad_5420 1d ago

Better man than me.

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u/ishallbecomeabat Howard the Duck 1d ago

responsibility

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u/ChocolatBear 1d ago

Integrity,  actually.

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u/ishallbecomeabat Howard the Duck 1d ago

Yeah but that’s not in one of the main phrases people associate with the character is it, ChocolatBear

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u/ChocolatBear 1d ago

You can't slap me with semantics after I stabbed you with pedantry, that's not fair.

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u/3bstfrds 19h ago

With great powers....

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u/TheRedMarioBrother 1d ago

Professionals have standards.

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u/ImposterDittoM 1d ago

In this does he know Peter is Spider-Man?

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u/Flerken_Moon 1d ago

No. This mini takes place in the 90s, and Kingpin historically has never known Peter’s identity besides Civil War and the couple pages of Family Business.

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u/CaptchaVerifiedHuman 1d ago

What happened next?

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u/DJfunkyPuddle 1d ago

He grabs Kingpin's ass.

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u/Rammsbottom 1d ago

Yeah. That’s right, a real unexpected twist

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u/AlphaBreak 1d ago

And then Peter shoots his white sticky fluid all over Kingpin's face.

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u/AnthropomorphicEggs 1d ago

And you made it weird

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u/LewisLightning 1d ago

Why would you say you had an accident during a workout when someone asks you about a cut on your face? Isn't the go to lie that you cut yourself shaving? Seems like it would make a lot more sense.

Or what, is he using razor sharp weights when he works out?

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u/Captriker 1d ago

He’s just answering with his ego. Only sloppy and weak people would cut themselves while shaving. While being cut working out (like from sparring) would be a sign of strength.

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u/[deleted] 1d ago

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u/MakingaJessinmyPants 1d ago

What? No. He didn’t want to take money from Kingpin so he didn’t. It’s not that complicated

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u/SinisterCryptid 1d ago

Pretty much this. Its dirty money, and even if Peter is broke, he wouldn’t want it

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u/[deleted] 1d ago

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u/DavidKirk2000 1d ago

And that’s why he’s Spider-Man and you’re you.