Don't Tempt Me With a Good Time, Eh

[u/Exaskryz]

[u/Tyler_Moran]

Hey if it makes it so we can have a boarder wall against Ohio I'm OK with this.

[u/Equivalent_Bit7631 → u/Tyler_Moran]

Hear me out… I’m Minnesotan…. We team up take northern Wisconsin to connect the UP to MN…. We can make it the Rivera of the Midwest, then we join Canada as one.

[u/Cost_doesnt_matter → u/Equivalent_Bit7631]

Think of it… we all band together, we secure the Great Lakes (with the help of our Canadian friends) and control the largest supply of fresh water ever!!!

[u/Candid-Property1821 → u/Cost_doesnt_matter]

The smartest idea I’ve seen since the Fellon in Chief announced his second run

[u/Sofluffy93 → u/Candid-Property1821]

Felon in Chief. I like that🤣

[u/DataWeaver47 → u/Equivalent_Bit7631]

I like it. But we will want Northern Illinois, too. Take Chicago with us.

[u/CharlotteBadger → u/DataWeaver47]

So then it only makes sense to take all of Wisconsin, because that includes the southern part of it, which is largely left leaning.

[u/Devlyn16 → u/CharlotteBadger]

He who controls the spice The Great Lakes controls the universe future

[u/CharlotteBadger → u/Devlyn16]

This is more true than most people know. #WaterIsLife

[u/juniperberrie28 → u/Devlyn16]

The future waterworld! I'm for it

[u/catsmom63 → u/Devlyn16]

Preach!!!!

[u/Caravanczar → u/CharlotteBadger]

Wisconsin will be the third peninsula of Michigan

[u/Organized_Khaos → u/Caravanczar]

They’re already walking around trying to convince people that they’re the mitten state. As if.

[u/Major_Section2331 → u/Organized_Khaos]

Oh god, I had this exact conversation with a Wisconsinite twenty years ago. No, the Door Peninsula doesn’t look like a thumb unless that thumb has been sliced multiple times by a deli meat slicer. 🤦

[u/Strict_Condition_632 → u/Organized_Khaos]

“Wisconsin is a mitten.” Insane. Delusional. I blame the entire notion on their exposure to high levels of dairy cow flatulence.

[u/CatchyNameHere78 → u/Organized_Khaos]

And we will NEVER get over it! #HomeIsWhereTheHandIs

[u/halfahelix → u/Organized_Khaos]

I, Michigander born and raised, tell my boyfriend, Wisconsinite born and raised, that Michigan is a mitten (✋) and Wisconsin is a closed fist (✊ but opposite hand). He doesn’t see Wisconsin that way at all and somehow thinks a tiny sliver on the right is a “thumb”, and that Michigan has no realistically proportional thumb. He has to be joking, or Wisconsinites are really reaching here

[u/jcrreddit → u/Organized_Khaos]

Take my little thumb, my other thumb isn’t strong enough.

[u/Such_Newt_1374 → u/Caravanczar]

It will always be entertaining to me that any conversation about state borders or state sovereignty in Michigan inevitably devolves into "Yeah, we should probably just conquer the whole Midwest....except Ohio."

[u/pardybill → u/CharlotteBadger]

At this point we might as well just take the Great Lakes in their entirety with us for negotiating power.

[u/baczyns → u/pardybill]

I've always said, "Some day water will be the coveted natural resource--not oil." Stay close to the Great Lakes!

[u/tom-of-the-nora → u/CharlotteBadger]

We can't leave Minnesota behind.

[u/JPastori → u/CharlotteBadger]

I mean, on the one of the map subreddits when we voted a state out each day, at the very end Michigan, Minnesota, and Wisconsin combined at the end to all win together

So I’m fine with this lol

[u/ShapeConscious3016 → u/DataWeaver47]

Thank you for taking us with 🥺

[u/achorsox83 → u/DataWeaver47]

Chicagoan, here — all aboard. You’d have the ultimate trade chokepoint in that most rail still passes through Chicago and it’s still the maritime gateway connecting the Great Lakes to the Gulf of Mexico and to the Atlantic via the St. Lawrence AND Erie Canal. I’d draw a line 30 miles south of Chicago and go clear across to the Mississippi - get the quad-cities too…

[u/HeWhomLaughsLast → u/Equivalent_Bit7631]

From Rochester to Rochester

[u/ellohellaylola → u/Equivalent_Bit7631]

I feel like out of all the states Minnesota is the most likely candidate that Canada would accept.

[u/PaleCommunication504 → u/Equivalent_Bit7631]

Central wisconsin here- I'm in.

[u/GooseShartBombardier → u/Equivalent_Bit7631]

*quietly sipping can of maple syrup*

[u/Patient_Leopard421 → u/Equivalent_Bit7631]

Riviera of the Midwest is a great phrase. Well done.

[u/4schwifty20 → u/Tyler_Moran]

Will Mexico pay for this wall?

[u/MIGsalund → u/4schwifty20]

Ohio will pay for it.

[u/Ok-Abbreviations543 → u/4schwifty20]

Mexico is required to pay for all walls everywhere. This includes maintenance on the Great Wall of China.

[u/ValuableOffice9040 → u/Tyler_Moran]

It must include the whole State.

[u/Queen-Marla → u/Tyler_Moran]

Just need to tell MAGA that drugs are flowing through the “new northern border.”

[u/Dataslave1 → u/Queen-Marla]

Everybody just ignores indiana, like it doesn't have people pouring over the Border who are completely unsuitable. What Illinois deal with them!

[u/just_rue_in_mi → u/Dataslave1]

No FIPs allowed (and that includes people from the Region)!

[u/NWinn → u/Tyler_Moran]

I've said for decades now we should dig a huge trench from lake Michigan to Erie and turn the lower peninsula into an big island...

[u/ThisDudeStonks → u/Tyler_Moran]

I second this motion

[u/SaltLakeCitySlicker → u/ThisDudeStonks]

Keep it Motown. "I second that emotion"

[u/Ready-Eggplant-3857 → u/Tyler_Moran]

Let me move out of ohio first

[u/RelatablePanic → u/Tyler_Moran]

That honestly sounds like a South Park episode lol. Instead of appeasing Trumps wishes by securing the Canadian border, Michigan joins Canada and we build a wall exclusively against Ohio 😂.

[u/EonofAeon → u/Tyler_Moran]

I would ask please include us but my state has truly fucked it....

Can us non dumb Ohioans please get refugee status to Michigan? Especially if we're non sportsball Ohioans?

[u/Interesting_Jump_763]

Please. If this were to happen my wife would agree to move our family back to the mitten

[u/joeyjacobswrote]

If Michigan does become part of Canada, would Detroit stay “Detroit” or would it become “North Windsor?”

[u/Halofauna → u/joeyjacobswrote]

Détroit

[u/Jeffbx → u/Halofauna]

Day-twah

[u/[deleted] → u/Jeffbx]

Yes!!! I applaud your knowledge of the French pronunciation.

I learned this from Alice Cooper's history lesson in Wayne's World

[u/Terrh → u/joeyjacobswrote]

Detroit gets renamed "north windsor" and windsor gets renamed "south detroit"

[u/think-xd → u/Terrh]

THEN that damnable Journey song would finally make sense!

[u/Torb_11 → u/joeyjacobswrote]

Detroit would eventually become Canada's most important city economically despite it's downfall. And Michigan the most important state/province in the Nation rather than an often forgotten state among the 50 states.

[u/funwithmetal]

“ Calgary, take me away!”

[u/coolioolio → u/funwithmetal]

This comment is the best. I'm dead.

[u/MC_PooPaws]

Bring on the universal healthcare!

[u/Bishopkilljoy → u/MC_PooPaws]

and 1 month long election season

[u/PickleLegitimate5826 → u/Bishopkilljoy]

and 1 year paid maternity leave

[u/Alternative-Plum9378 → u/PickleLegitimate5826]

and proper snow plows

[u/NotEvsClone81 → u/Alternative-Plum9378]

16 Months of Skatey-Punchy season!

E: whoa, did not mean to yell like that

[u/Dismal_Yak9195 → u/Alternative-Plum9378]

The public schools are pretty good too.

[u/Professional-Data-37 → u/Dismal_Yak9195]

And there are close to no shootings in school here.

[u/CanuckBacon → u/PickleLegitimate5826]

Even better, it's parental leave, most of which can be split among the parents. 15 weeks for the mother and 40 weeks for either parent.

[u/SadSoil9907 → u/PickleLegitimate5826]

You can stretch out to 18 months if you want and then we have $10ish a day daycare when you do choose to go back to work, just saying.

[u/zippykaiyay → u/Bishopkilljoy]

This is like the greatest thing about Canadian elections. That and when an election is called, the government dissolves. No lame duck. Period.

[u/MoarTacos1 → u/MC_PooPaws]

But it's socialism!! /s

[u/MC_PooPaws → u/MoarTacos1]

[u/EmotionalMycologist9 → u/MoarTacos1]

Bernie2025

[u/decoruscreta → u/EmotionalMycologist9]

I still believe in him. It broke my heart to allow the Dems to cheat him out and shove Clinton in, but I still think he has a shot.

[u/LoLFlore → u/decoruscreta]

Too old at this point man, hes 83, hes gonna retire shortly.

[u/GhostofLolaMontez → u/MC_PooPaws]

And Coffee Crisp!

[u/littlemiss198548912]

I, for one, welcome our new Canadian overlords

[u/Cherrytop → u/littlemiss198548912]

Welcome, welcome. It’s very nice here.

[u/Whizbang35 → u/littlemiss198548912]

I'd like to remind them that as a trusted Reddit commenter, I can be relied upon to round up others to toil in their underground maple syrup mines

[u/Bored_n_Beard]

Canada gets Michigan and Alaska ,Greenland gets California, Mexico takes back Texas. It's a good system. Help the US get to a manageable size.

[u/Iwritemynameincrayon → u/Bored_n_Beard]

Why would you punish Mexico like that?

[u/Veritas413 → u/Iwritemynameincrayon]

I bet NOW they’ll pay for a wall.

[u/Major_Section2331 → u/Iwritemynameincrayon]

Agreed. Our neighbors to the south do not deserve that kind of “gift”.

[u/Kinieruu → u/Bored_n_Beard]

It’s always bothered me as a kid that Canada didn’t have Alaska, it’s literally connected to Canada but not the U.S.

[u/angelbelle → u/Kinieruu]

You should see how the coastline looks like where Alaska stretch so far down into BC. It's absurd

[u/bradman616 → u/Bored_n_Beard]

I love this idea but not sure about Mexas. They are a tad insane down there and not sure if Mexico wants that 🤣

[u/Driesens → u/bradman616]

Then we can cut Texas loose. When they devolve into a failed lawless state, and all their power goes out in a winter storm, somebody else can conquer it piece by piece.

[u/Similar-Breadfruit50 → u/Bored_n_Beard]

Give them New Mexico, AZ and Nevada instead and call it a day. No one wants Texas but Elon.

[u/snow-haywire → u/Bored_n_Beard]

Having lived in Texas, they would revolt if they went back to Mexico. They very much want to be their own country at this point.

[u/Cat_Kn1t_Repeat → u/snow-haywire]

Let them. Buh bye

[u/Jealous-Reception903 → u/Bored_n_Beard]

Canada gets back more or less. We got sold by Napoleon

[u/AccomplishedBug4036]

How do we make this happen?

[u/winowmak3r → u/AccomplishedBug4036]

Well, first you'd have to win the resulting civil war. The last time states tried something like this it wasn't exactly a smooth exit.

[u/Kaellpae1 → u/winowmak3r]

If Canada accepted them they'd have allies at least, right? I assume if it came to a civil war and many connecting or bordering states wanted to join Canada they might be willing to help.

[u/tumbleweed05 → u/Kaellpae1]

start pushing for a Great Lakes Alliance now.

[u/HowCanYouBanAJoke → u/Kaellpae1]

The UK will support you for a few bottles of your finest maple syrup.

[u/Nightmare2828 → u/AccomplishedBug4036]

Even if you did pass a vote for it, Trump would send the army before signing whatever needs to be signed.

[u/Kooky_Ad_2740 → u/Nightmare2828]

That's how you get the Michigan insurgency of the 2020s marked on your bingo card.

It's a state full of deer hunters who can shoot at long range no big deal.

Have fun, Afghanistan style if that happened.

[u/idkk_prolly_doggy → u/AccomplishedBug4036]

Well, it’s technically, explicitly forbidden by the Constitution, buuuut that seems to be on shakey ground these days. As a Minnesotan, I am rooting for your success, and will follow in your footsteps.

[u/bumholesofdoom]

well, how aboooot that then

[u/lavavaba90]

Idk I love canada, but their housing market is worse than it is here in Michigan.

[u/ennuiinmotion → u/lavavaba90]

Yeah but it wouldn’t change if Michigan joined. We’d have the same amount of housing as before. Unless Canadians all wanted to move to Michigan.

[u/Tribe303 → u/ennuiinmotion]

Canadian here. About 1000 home renovation tv shows would descend on Detroit. How y'all feel about gentrification? Cuz hell yeah, we'd be moving to the cheaper housing there!

[u/F0REM4N → u/Tribe303]

So, a boon for Detroit and a new poutine industry? Sold.

[u/wtfwtfwtfwtf2022 → u/Tribe303]

This is actually a really great idea for everyone. Let’s make this deal happen!

[u/Big_Knife_SK → u/Tribe303]

Gentr-eh-fication

[u/panickedindetroit → u/ennuiinmotion]

I have family there, and they keep telling me to move in with them for a few years. I was born in Saulte Sainte Marie on Kincheloe USAFB and I have the Yooper/Canadian accent anyway. I live 20 minutes from the bridge, and I have a friend who works at the border. I could still see my docs here in Michigan, and my poor college students would take my house for a while. It's just crazy. I feel like I live in bizzarro world right now. I have family in Windsor, Montreal and Toronto. It's been a few years since I have seen them. I used to go to Canada with my boyfriend to buy Molson 5.0 beer when I was young, and I would meet up with my cousins and just have such a nice time.

[u/Church_of_Realism → u/panickedindetroit]

Molson Bradors at Don Cherry's, Windsor Music Cafe and the fights after hours, LoL.

[u/Ewildcat → u/panickedindetroit]

Brador!

[u/TokyoTurtle0 → u/ennuiinmotion]

The hottest market for the last 20 years is Vancouver. We will not be moving to Michigan. But we'd love if you joined us and youre welcome to move here :)

[u/happytrel → u/lavavaba90]

But the housing market is always regional. What are you close to, who is selling, etc. The regional Michigan housing market will be the same whether or not we're Canada.

Absolutely correct me if I'm wrong

[u/CabinetSpider21 → u/happytrel]

It's more of their mortgage system, they are 25 year mortgages but the rate is NOT locked, it changes every 5 years on the new rate

[u/owossome]

For anyone wondering what would be needed for this to happen...

Let me walk through this hypothetical scenario step by step:

Constitutionally, there is no specific established mechanism for a U.S. state to unilaterally secede to another country, but given the new interpretation of the constitution and its application under the current administration, there is now a potential open window.

The process would require several major steps:

1. Congressional Approval: Both houses of Congress would need to pass legislation approving Michigan's secession and transfer to Canada.

2. Constitutional Amendment: Since state borders and territory are constitutionally protected, a constitutional amendment would likely be required. This needs:

   • Two-thirds approval in both houses of Congress
   • Ratification by three-fourths of state legislatures (38 states)

3. Canadian Acceptance: Canada would need to:

   • Agree to accept Michigan as a province
   • Pass necessary legislation through Parliament
   • Potentially amend their constitution to accommodate a new province

4. Michigan State Action:

   • State legislature approval
   • Likely a state referendum
   • Negotiations on state debt, federal property, and infrastructure

5. International Treaties:

   • New border agreements
   • Revisions to USMCA (formerly NAFTA)
   • Military/defense arrangements
   • Great Lakes management treaties

6. Practical Considerations:

   • Currency transition
   • Citizenship status of Michigan residents
   • Federal property transfer
   • Military base realignment
   • Social Security and federal benefit transitions
   • Great Lakes water rights renegotiation

This scenario is largely theoretical, as no U.S. state has successfully seceded since the Civil War, and Supreme Court precedent. Texas did make an attempt (Texas v. White, 1869) but failed as they had no allies, they were seeking independence and the law established that independent state secession is unconstitutional.

Being purchased however is a well established route of transfer. In 1867, the United States purchased Alaska from Russia for $7.2 million, or roughly 2 cents per acre. The deal, negotiated by Secretary of State Wiliam H. Seward and Russian minister Edouard de Stoeckl, was controversial and dubbed "Seward's Folly". The purchase added 586,412 square miles of land to the United States, more than double the size of Texas, and secured American access to the Pacific Ocean. 

A purchase of Michigan by Canada would face significantly less constitutional and legal hurdles, but would require a great deal of coordination:

1. U.S. Constitutional Requirements:
2. Congressional approval through both houses
3. Constitutional amendment likely required since it involves ceding U.S. territory
4. Supreme Court review probable

5. Federal government would need to negotiate on behalf of the U.S.

6. Negotiation Elements:

7. Purchase price determination

8. Federal assets valuation (military bases, postal facilities, federal buildings)

9. Treatment of federal debt obligations

10. Great Lakes rights and water management

11. Infrastructure ownership transfer

12. Natural resource rights

13. State-Level Process:

14. Michigan state legislature approval

15. State referendum likely required

16. Negotiation of state assets and debts

17. Public employee pension obligations

18. State property transfer arrangements

19. Canadian Requirements:

20. Parliamentary approval

21. Provincial reorganization legislation

22. Constitutional provisions for new province

23. Budget allocation for purchase

24. Integration planning

25. Citizenship Considerations:

26. Options for Michigan residents (dual citizenship possibilities)

27. Immigration/naturalization process

28. Property rights preservation

29. Business entity transitions

30. International Agreements:

31. Border treaty modifications

32. Trade agreement adjustments

33. Defense arrangements

34. Environmental protection treaties

35. Great Lakes management

36. Economic/Financial:

37. Currency transition planning

38. Banking system integration

39. Tax system harmonization

40. Public debt responsibility

41. Property deed transfers

This type of territorial purchase, has a historical precedent like the Alaska Purchase.

There's no direct historical comparison for this type of purchase between two developed nations in the modern era but it could be done. The U.S. has purchased territories fairly recently as countries go (Alaska from Russia, Louisiana from France), the sale of an existing state would not be unprecedented.

[u/ah_kooky_kat]

I mean I already know the anthem from all the hockey games I watched as a kid.

So let's go, eh!!

[u/Adh1434]

[u/whimsical36]

I wish Canada would take us and remove us from this Hunger Games existence in the states.

[u/Derpyhooves2010]

Take us

[u/Regular-Switch454]

Canada, take me! I’m yours!

[u/FreddieInRetrograde]

As a Canadian, Michigan is already an honourary province, well gladly take you and the west coast and Minnesota, sorry, they talk like Winnipeggers, gotta welcome them. Wisconsin can come too if they concede Quebec is where the good cheese comes from

[u/fluffydreamstuff]

I'm from Michigan and I'd love to join Canada

[u/MemoryFun864 → u/fluffydreamstuff]

I’m from michigan too, get out of here buddddd 😄

[u/fluffydreamstuff → u/MemoryFun864]

I don't wanna move. D: Just gobble me up

[u/candid84asoulm8bled]

Yes! Take us! Take us!

[u/willowillow]

[u/Matugan1]

I'm cool with this, I'd love a tim Hortons around here

[u/purpledoom313]

Yes plz canada

[u/realcommovet]

Sign me up. As a michigander there's already multiple Canadian coins in my pocket on any given day.

[u/danifunker]

As a Canadian living in Michigan, I approve this message.

[u/ElizabethDangit → u/danifunker]

I’d like to formally surrender. Please pass it to your leader

[u/SweezyPeebles]

As a Canadian, it is well known in some circles, that Michigan and Minnesota are honorary Canadians whenever they want to be. Maine too.

[u/PM_ME_YOUR_CATS_PAWS]

Politics aside, I think this would actually be a net gain for both Canada and Michigan.

Now build me some sexy high speed rail from GR to Detroit to Toronto and suddenly Canadians in Ontario have an easy summer destination on Lake Michigan.

[u/Amiga777]

I could actually get down on this!

[u/Hands-for-maps]

This would’ve saved me 10k in medical bills last year. (With insurance)

[u/eeasyontheextras]

If we can make this happen that would be great 😊

[u/coldbrewedsunshine]

we promise not to bother you, canada: we’ll stay where we are, we’ll pay taxes, and we will defend the southern border. hell, we can build a wall. k?

[u/jcrespo21 → u/coldbrewedsunshine]

Indiana and Ohio never send their best. #BuildTheMichiganWall

[u/Zealousideal-Wall-93]

Where do I sign up????

[u/Mahaloth]

I'm not sure I'm kind enough to be Canadian, but I'll work on it!

[u/LDSenpai]

Plz god, this would be perfect

[u/journerman69]

Don’cha know, that sure sounds like a doozy of a good time!

[u/TopRedacted]

Independent nation of the thumb.

[u/Treadingresin]

Here for the health care!

[u/strangebru → u/Treadingresin]

Came for the healthcare, stay for the poutine.

[u/Keith5385]

EH were surrounded by Ontario anyway and our Hockey's better so we'd fit right in - Plus we have Beer !

[u/Realistic-Horror-425]

I'll sign the petition to join Canada.

[u/Ok-Reality-9197]

Boooo. I'll be the contrarian and say that Michigan should be completely independent from either country. We shall become the "Sovereign Hand"

[u/ArcherBTW → u/Ok-Reality-9197]

Sounds like a bad idea but God that's a badass name. Is this what nationalism feels like?

[u/Ok-Reality-9197 → u/ArcherBTW]

No, friend. It's what Michiganism feels like

[u/pheakelmatters → u/ArcherBTW]

Canadian here. Sovereignty from the United States is a fantastic feeling. 9/10 would recommend. We can have free trade and we'll always, always stick to our treaties. Vive le Michigan, libre!

[u/Artichokiemon → u/Ok-Reality-9197]

Mittania

[u/Intelligent-Fig-4241]

Swing state that voted for trump btw, I love irony.

[u/super_man_bird → u/Intelligent-Fig-4241]

Reddit is but a small percent of people.

[u/Firm_Bag1060]

Heck ya...Detroit is already north of Canada.

[u/1UpGR]

“Calgary take me away!

[u/BlizzTube]

We are so close to Canada in most things why not

[u/Substantial_Run_6380]

Health Care

[u/MichaelScarn1968]

I get Universal Healthcare AND the Metric system? Sold!

[u/Iggy-flaps]

Michigander here.

I'm oddly OK with this.

[u/hothotsummerinhell → u/Iggy-flaps]

Oddly?

Canada, please take us. We are literally a mitten.

[u/WillartforfoodMI → u/Iggy-flaps]

Michigan actual Republican here and I’m increasingly okay with this. I’m over everything about this administration and its supporters.

[u/BananaBunchess → u/WillartforfoodMI]

Hey man thanks for realizing that. I don't agree with Rs on everything but I hope we can come together to keep our state the best in the union. Go Green! 👊

[u/YooperExtraordinaire → u/Iggy-flaps]

I’m used to being from Canada. As in, “aren’t you from…!?!”

[u/ozadzen]

Man it would suck if I didn’t have to pay this 8000 dollar deductible for surgery I just had. Please someone think of Elon!

[u/redSocialWKR]

Where do I sign the petition to make this happen?

[u/bcdog14]

Does that come in a T-shirt?

[u/Dolly1232]

How’s she goin eh? Sign me up! I’m ready.

[u/FieryTeaBeard]

Michig-eh-n?

[u/Regular-Biscotti4629]

Smokes lets go

[u/galacticalmess]

I hope Canada likes an abundance of Middle Eastern cuisine!

[u/SenoraIsl → u/galacticalmess]

You obviously haven't been to Canada lately. There are some Middle Eastern Poutines. Kofta Dogs anyone???

[u/Old_Letterhead4264]

For it

[u/Queen-Marla]

All for this, but let me relocate back there first so my company can’t fire me for being “outside the US.”

[u/EsotericErrata]

Where do I sign?

[u/BadPom]

Where do I sign up for

[u/andy_nony_mouse]

I’m in

[u/ItsRedditThyme]

I'm down.

[u/eurodep]

F yeah.

[u/miscwit72]

Heck, I'm all in! Where do I sign up?

[u/Phyth_LL_ment]

I would gladly be a Canadian right now.

[u/FOCOMojo]

I'm in!

[u/cactisboy25]

YES

[u/ImConfused1919]

Please and thank you

[u/Skittnator]

Call the referendum

[u/EffyMourning]

Sold

[u/Ok-Tradition8477]

Hey ! I want in (GR). 🇨🇦

[u/MyerSuperfoods]

Let's goooooooo!!!

[u/ImpactThunder]

Canadian here: didn’t Michigan just vote for trump?

I am sure Michigan is great but I don’t think we want a majority of trump voters joining Canada…

[u/sticky3004 → u/ImpactThunder]

Michigan is one of the true swing states. I don't think we're any more conservative than alberta. We've got a fantastic democrat governor.

[u/l_eatherface]

Can we add the west coast? I hate this country and wanna not be American right now

[u/Sylon00]

I’m torn who I’m supposed to be cheering for in this USA vs Canada game.

[u/silverfang789]

If it meant universal health-care, I wouldn't mind.

[u/Space_Pope2112]

I was in the US Army and I would re-enlist to join the Canadian military if they save us lol

[u/brelsnhmr]

Please. I’ll even learn French.

[u/n8pu]

If I can get free health care, I'm for it.

[u/Queso_Grandee]

How can we make this happen, eh?

[u/JPastori]

Please please please please please

[u/notafanoftheapp]

Sounds good to me.

[u/ellohellaylola]

This is fine.

[u/FitWealth1]

Trump won Michigan 

[u/Afraid_Scientist_295]

You think your complaining about prices of goods and medical now ? Lol go ahead get a taste of being Canada 🤣

[u/BreadMost6264]

Ketchup chips everywhere? Count me in!

[u/Kagath]

Free Healthcare? Yes, please.

I'd even be willing to learn your anthem and endure those crazy bags of milk!

[u/Crafty-Note]

Bitch please. Call me if the canadian forces make it past detroit.

[u/pink-king893]

NO!