r/MitchellAndWebb 3d ago

If you tariff me

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1.6k Upvotes

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u/OutrageousFanny 3d ago

Alright guys you had your fun with tariffs for today

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u/AssembleTheEmpire 2d ago

No-one else is getting tariffed today. Ok?

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u/Neoliberal_Nightmare 3d ago

If you try to tarrif me Mark, than you will have crossed a line, and I will tarrif you so help me god!

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u/billy_twice 3d ago

What is a tariff doing on my imports?

Jesus, I need a drink.

21

u/anxietyevangelist 3d ago

And then they'll have to have one of our delicious domestically produced products.

9

u/julia_fns 3d ago

Is that what Dr. Chomsky and Michael Moore have been telling you?

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u/Jip_Jaap_Stam 3d ago

Equals pequals

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u/anu_start_69 3d ago

We are NOT equals pequals!!

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u/crazy-old_maurice 3d ago

Yeah, well, eggs is eggs. [Is that a thing?]

30

u/prezuiwf I'd hate to call you a racist at my dinner party 3d ago

Yeah, I'm Trump in my dirty, wiggy tower.

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u/araucaniad 3d ago

Came here to make this comment!

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u/anu_start_69 3d ago

Fuck off, clean shirt

3

u/pvb9029 2d ago

How do you get that shirt so clean mate?

27

u/Select-Protection-75 3d ago

Try my Trump Tariff jam! I like to name all my jams.

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u/Wooden-Somewhere-557 3d ago

Suck mummys tarrif?

1

u/trogdord 1d ago

Go on, have a proper taste.

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u/desertterminator 3d ago

Jamie, where's your tariff?

15

u/NaturalAlfalfa 3d ago

Jamie doesn't tariff

9

u/mr_andersonguy 3d ago

Don’t ask, don’t tell

18

u/FehdmanKhassad 3d ago

no tariffs for mark, he feasts on the blood of his prey

16

u/RealRatAct 3d ago

Why use this scene and not the one from the Sectioning episode lol

15

u/Radio-Birdperson 3d ago

The Tariff and Paedo

9

u/sports_sports_sports 3d ago

Have you tried "raise tariffs and kill all the poor"?

16

u/reichjef 3d ago

Me November 4th, 2024.

6

u/flounder19 3d ago

We have an obligation to be anxious. It's a mark of respect for the gravity of the situation!

14

u/StrangelyBrown 3d ago

Fuck You Trump...

7

u/jayzinho88 2d ago

Oh come Mr Tariff man, tariff my bananas

3

u/OchreWarlock729 2d ago

Donald, Super Keir is here. Did you try and have him tariffed?

3

u/Canadia86 2d ago

Israel is tariffed? Jesus! Who's next?!

2

u/khanmex 3d ago

Top meme

2

u/Alarming_Ad1746 3d ago

We are NOT equals pequels!

2

u/crazy-old_maurice 3d ago

Yeah, fuck "tariff and stick". He's making the stick out of tariff.

2

u/Affectionate-Trash84 3d ago

Let's hope my aggressive tariffs don't lead to widespread famine

2

u/AssembleTheEmpire 2d ago

Oh you love tariffs don’t you. You’ve been waiting for an opportunity to use tariffs on me since the day we met. Finally ones come along and you love it, don’t you!

2

u/palacioo 2d ago

The beast master!

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u/kowloonjew 2d ago

Tell you what these tariffs are really moreish

2

u/BwahhGaming 2d ago

I would take it up the tariff for this one. I would open an umbrella up my tariff for her

2

u/MattGeddon 2d ago

Howland Island’s been tariffed!? You’re kidding? Jesus! Who’s gonna be next?

1

u/Disastrous-Metal-228 2d ago

It’s dam funny and I’m so glad I have these guys to relax to but it’s insane that the mentality of these two is running the world. To me this program mocks our stupidity but it’s actually real life! At least let’s have Johnson in charge!

1

u/Swattishe 2d ago

I’m just tariffed in so tight

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u/Nickmorgan19457 3d ago

So are you more entertained or horrified by the shitshow from the US? I imagine it’s funny from the outside.

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u/worthy_exit The world turns on its axis 3d ago

it's quite frustrating to watch from the UK considering we're no longer in the euro and have strapped ourselves to the giant flaming america wedding zeppelin

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u/Nickmorgan19457 3d ago

Yeah. I guess we both got fucked by our ignorant majority.

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u/crazy-old_maurice 3d ago

Dude, dude - we're getting fucked with the brush!

2

u/NaturalAlfalfa 3d ago

It's not that funny when he's slapping stupid tariffs on us and damaging our economy for no reason

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u/sexybobo 3d ago

Have you though about dropping your tariffs on the US?