r/MitchellAndWebb • u/purpsky8 • 1d ago

That Mitchell And Webb Look What? This ain’t Blue Peter

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113 Upvotes

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u/The_Ague 1d ago

I hear it’s very moreish

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u/Bertie637 1d ago

That first picture tells me that whether it was good or bad crack, it's doing the job.

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u/Historical_Listen305 1d ago

Oh, I'm u/purpsky8, I'm in the eighties, I'm dying of heroin in a puddle in the corner in an advert.

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u/FocusGullible985 1d ago

What's more relaxing than a great big honk on Hans crack pipe?

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u/KingEOK 1d ago

Don’t say crack…

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u/Licenciado__Pena 1d ago

Because you saying crack makes me think about crack and I love crack.

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u/DellTheEngie 1d ago

Gave it all up from the PCP to the lattes

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u/separatebrah 1d ago

It's just a relaxin smo'a'crack

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u/purpsky8 1d ago

RELAX

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u/Revverul 1d ago

YEAH, WELL, IF YOU’RE LEAVING NOW, DON’T EVEN FUCKING DREAM OF COMING BACK!

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u/KipSummers 1d ago

What’s next? You want him kicked off the train for not wearing a jacket and tie?

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u/DeviousCrackhead 1d ago

I'll suck for crack

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u/ah_yeah_79 1d ago

Drugs are fine now mark

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u/Ok_Profile9400 1d ago

She doesn’t want any more of your drugs.

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u/Admirable-Complex-41 1d ago

At least he's not mindlessly staring into his phone. He's just one man living his best life.

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u/Colour-me-interested 1d ago

Hit him over the head. With wood.

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u/VivaEllipsis 1d ago

With …wood?

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u/nial93 1d ago

Cheers Mark, legend 👉

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u/Fair_Woodpecker_6088 1d ago

If anyone asks, we’ll just say we’re having a nice relaxing game of baseball

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u/Ok_Profile9400 1d ago

I’m more annoyed he has his feet up on the seats, I’m not the borough but I wish I was

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u/Almipe 1d ago

What? So now that we're working, it's not ok to smoke crack?

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u/ChipCob1 1d ago

Do you have to relentlessly live in the real world?

[Only said that to twist the nipple of chappy who complained about it earlier in the week!]

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u/StandardHazy 1d ago

Oh Right? So now we're on the train its not ok for me to smoke my crack?

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u/Misericorde428 1d ago

But you love crack!

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u/FocusGullible985 1d ago

What's more relaxing than a great big honk on Hans crack pipe?

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u/-xlcr- 1d ago

So Rainbow Rhythms...

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u/ResultProfessional34 14h ago

Honestly, why black out that fuckwits eyes?