r/MurderedByWords • u/Bad-Umpire10 yeah, i'm that guy with 12 upvotes • Dec 09 '24

#2 Murder of Week 68,000 Americans

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u/gaythrowawayacct123 Dec 09 '24 edited Dec 09 '24

the ops won’t know if you’re left or right handed?

Edit:”I know something you don’t know”

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u/Bobert_Manderson Dec 09 '24

They also won’t know whether or not he’s human with that 6th finger. 

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u/GrillDealing Dec 10 '24

My name is Inigo Montoya, you killed my father, prepare to die.

(This quote came full circle in this post...)

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u/DreadPiratteRoberts Dec 10 '24

"You seem a decent fellow.... Rest well and dream of large women."

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u/13_margs Dec 10 '24

You are my people 😆

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u/[deleted] Dec 11 '24

That never gets old

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u/Sufficien7t Dec 09 '24

That's just AI doing it's thing

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u/leahcar83 Dec 10 '24

I mean, it's clearly one of the ninja turtles

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u/Baricat Dec 10 '24

I thought he was ninja turtle in the bottom one

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u/[deleted] Dec 10 '24

Ninja turtles 4 vibes. After some of the turtles go to dark places

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u/halpfulhinderance Dec 10 '24

OHHH I SEE IT NOW

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u/Blappytap Dec 09 '24

If the frogman face wasn't enough to throw you off, I don't know what would be

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u/Quixilver05 Dec 10 '24

This is the best exchange I've seen in a while in here

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u/Away_Army3586 Dec 10 '24

I wouldn't be surprised if some of their murdered victims were polydactyls who actually had extra fingers.

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u/halpfulhinderance Dec 09 '24 edited Dec 09 '24

Yes that’s definitely the reason. Like Ehud before him

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u/Mental_Cut8290 Dec 10 '24

Shooting from the right will throw off the police because they'll never look for someone with only a left eye.

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u/Baricat Dec 10 '24

If he used his right, it would be over too quickly.

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u/halpfulhinderance Dec 09 '24

I realized I didn’t know how to draw hands around the same time I realized I drew him left handed lol

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u/borgenhaust Dec 09 '24

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u/zSprawl Dec 10 '24

Exactly what I thought of!

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u/mvanvrancken Dec 10 '24

Inconceivable!

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u/thejigisup88 Dec 09 '24

You may not know this about the person in the image but they've got two guns.

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u/Appropriate-Excuse79 Dec 09 '24

Yeah well, a lot of folks did call him “Two-Gun” but that wasn’t because he was sporting two pistols. That was because he had a dick that was so big it was longer than the barrel of that Walker Colt that he carried. And the only “insultin’ to a lady” he ever did was to stick that thing of his into this French lady that Bob here was kind of sweet on.

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u/Slyboy2810 Dec 10 '24

Well Michael always keeps guns with him. Nothing can top guns.

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u/Sweet-Saccharine Dec 10 '24

In the 36 years working in insurance, he'd seen all manner of shit done to people. But the shooter noticed. He never mentioned assassination.

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u/Armored_Menace6323 Dec 09 '24

It allows you to rest your strong hands for when it counts.

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u/PupEDog Dec 09 '24

Palms sweaty

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u/Open_Pineapple1236 Dec 09 '24

Mom's pasketti.

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u/Bigfoot_Bluedot Dec 10 '24

Very weirdly, there's some truth to the hand switching.

According to his WSJ profile, Mangione was left handed but his mother forced him to use his right hand.

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u/halpfulhinderance Dec 10 '24 edited Dec 10 '24

And his mom was the one he was avenging, if this is his real manifesto: https://archive.is/2024.12.09-230659/https://breloomlegacy.substack.com/p/the-allopathic-complex-and-its-consequences

Suffered from neuropathy for 10 years before she died, got screwed by UHC the whole time. So yeah. Good for him.

Edit: Not dead, she was the one who reported him missing lol. My bad for assuming

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u/rightwist Dec 10 '24 edited Dec 10 '24

Zero tactical advantage in any scenario relevant to the CEO.

Training wise, advantageous if you're capable of doing either hand.

You could get your hand hurt, eg in extended gunfights it's been claimed the shooting hand or arm gets a disproportionate number of hits statistically, because your opponent shoots at the muzzle flash subconsciously. Slide bite or wrist fatigue from recoil are real on a range, but hopefully due to adrenaline not a problem shooting for all the marbles.

Also if there is a corner or barrier you duck behind, and you're shooting around the side instead of over/under it, the ability to switch hands (and shoot with only the eye on that side) means you don't lean as far and are harder to hit.

Relative to Mangione: if he used his non dominant hand it could be a defense arguments if he were to try to deny being the shooter. Which at this point seems unlikely if it's true he was caught in possession of the gun forensically matched to the cartridges and casing deliberately left at the scene. Plus the alleged manifesto and all. Ie, if you're a lefty, but actually ambidextrous enough to switch to righty on camera including carry and draw, I would guess an investigator might scratch you off the list.

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u/Arasami Dec 10 '24

It's called the stranger. Feels like someone else is doing it.

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u/_Flo2212 Dec 10 '24

It's so weird to be late to some posts.

First I read how someone says how every single person was its own individual, with families, friends and other people in their lifes who will miss them.

Then there is a single deleted reply followed by:

What's the tactical advantage of switching hands mid aim?

Like, how does one comment bridge a comment of empathy to one about tactical advantages of switching hands mid aim?

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u/oboedude Dec 09 '24

Gotta keep em on their toes

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u/Ok-Dragonfruit-1592 Dec 09 '24

Never let them know your next move ig

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u/sup3rdr01d Dec 09 '24

Intimidation

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u/CombatWombat0556 Dec 09 '24

There really isn’t except during CQC but that’s really only if you’re still decent with your non dominant hand

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u/beyondevil_667 Dec 09 '24

Guy had two guns and two hands….duh

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u/[deleted] Dec 09 '24

twice the killing power

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u/NonFuckableDefense Dec 09 '24

As an ambidextrous shooter?

Literally just a flex.

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u/LocNesMonster Dec 10 '24

Hes dual wielding

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u/feedjaypie Dec 10 '24

He didn’t. This shooter is double fisting.

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u/Psychronia Dec 10 '24

Maybe they just have a gun in each hand.

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u/Fantastic-Ad-3871 Dec 10 '24

So that the last thing they see is you flexing hard on them

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u/TallahasseeTerror Dec 10 '24

You always maintain at least one hand on your dick

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u/Various-Yesterday-54 Dec 10 '24

dude its obviously reversed

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u/MedievalRack Dec 10 '24

He's also got one eye, and that's not the one he's aiming with...

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u/GearhedMG Dec 10 '24

Probably about the same as aiming with the eye that appears to be missing.

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u/TrueTalentStack Dec 10 '24

It all depends on which 3D model you purchased.

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u/TrueTalentStack Dec 10 '24

it all depends on which 3D printer you purchased

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u/TheBatjedi Dec 10 '24

Mate, the statement you're responding to has been deleted so I can't see it, but your response regardless has me rolling!!

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u/yahya-13 Dec 11 '24

confusing your opponent and extra style points if someone else is watching you. it also grants a significant advantage to your opponent since your aim wouldn't be as accurate, your firing speed would be severely hindered and there's a big chance of dropping your gun.