My stupid ass was about to actually Google if that was true before I remembered who that was and that his profession requires "roles" l. My dim 4 watt brain thinking "oh he must have served, worked as a plumber afterwards while going to meds school, was qualified and joined the NASA Astronaut Corps, and was a volunteer firefighter before he found his true passion". Someone hit me with the stupid stick and didn't hold back
That's a much more wholesome punchline to that joke.
When I retell it in front of my 7 year old granddaughter, that's the version I will use.
But I'll give my son in law (her father) a nod and a wink while I build it up, just to freak him out a little. I won't make him suffer for more than a few seconds.
He got sent to military school because he was a bully. That's why he is the greatest commander in chief the world has ever known.
ETA: /s
I thought my comment was obviously sarcastic. I guess that goes to show how breathtakingly stupid Trump's followers are because this was apparently something one of them might actually say in earnest.
He was actually pretty brutally emotionally abused and bullied by his family, hence his ridiculous grandiose idea of himself. He dodged the draft, and got bailed out by Russia in the 80s the first few times he filed for bankruptcy. Again, why he's so hot for putin these days. He owes them.
Absolute power is what he wants, but he's like in his late 70s and will most likely die of natural causes soon.
As far as greatest commander in chief, that's also incorrect. I admire your tenacity though.
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u/GreedyShop6251 Jan 03 '25
Trump wasn’t.