r/MurderedByWords • u/Small_Emergency_2576 • Jan 03 '25

Murder HOW THE TURNS HAVE TABLED. Trumper (red) gets "triggered" and blindly defends Ashli Babbit.

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u/MightyPitchfork Jan 03 '25

But I've seen all those AI images on Facebook! He's a former special forces soldier, firefighter, astronaut, doctor, plumber...

Wait. I'm thinking of Johnny Sins.

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u/cyanidesmile555 Jan 03 '25

My stupid ass was about to actually Google if that was true before I remembered who that was and that his profession requires "roles" l. My dim 4 watt brain thinking "oh he must have served, worked as a plumber afterwards while going to meds school, was qualified and joined the NASA Astronaut Corps, and was a volunteer firefighter before he found his true passion". Someone hit me with the stupid stick and didn't hold back

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u/Trey-Pan Jan 03 '25

Can we just blame it on your lack of coffee?

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u/cyanidesmile555 Jan 05 '25

You are absolutely right I hadn't had my coffee yet lmao

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u/Legitimate_Bat_888 Jan 03 '25

This is gold 😂

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u/Azsunyx Jan 03 '25

you're thinking of Barbie

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u/MightyPitchfork Jan 03 '25

That's a much more wholesome punchline to that joke.

When I retell it in front of my 7 year old granddaughter, that's the version I will use.

But I'll give my son in law (her father) a nod and a wink while I build it up, just to freak him out a little. I won't make him suffer for more than a few seconds.

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u/De5perad0 Jan 03 '25

Get your fake weirdos right!