r/MurderedByWords • u/SaintGodfather • Jan 05 '25

#3 Murder of Week You have to jiggle the handle.

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u/Overall-Idea945 Jan 05 '25

Based on the level of comments he has made offering to "impregnate" women, I doubt his mind won't go that way.

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u/tazdoestheinternet Jan 05 '25

It's a real mystery why the ultra-successful and in a happy relationship Taylor Swift didn't snap up the chance to bear his 12 child. Real mystery.

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u/Overall-Idea945 Jan 05 '25

Yes, after all women only care about money, status and genetics when choosing a man, I read it on Tate's blog yesterday /j

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u/SubGeniusX Jan 05 '25

In fairness Travis tics all those boxes

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u/Overall-Idea945 Jan 05 '25

To be fair, I think this particular relationship is pure marketing

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u/[deleted] Jan 05 '25

Pretty sure Elon hasn't impregnated anyone but his first wife. He just signs a document and some surrogate is implanted with an embryo.