r/MurderedByWords • u/SaintGodfather • Jan 05 '25

#3 Murder of Week You have to jiggle the handle.

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u/GadreelsSword Jan 05 '25

Tate has a hatred of women because he can’t accept his micro-penis.

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u/Ok-Scene-9442 Jan 05 '25

Just like his self-esteem, shrinking every day.

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u/Mr_Badger1138 Jan 05 '25

And his hairline.

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u/Haikuunamatata Jan 05 '25

And his chin

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u/Gusty_Garden_Galaxy Jan 05 '25

And hopefully his fanbase.