r/MurderedByWords • u/Brian_Ghoshery • 25d ago

#2 Murder of the Week Food Program Canceled

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u/mmcmonster 25d ago

Hope the children find a way.

The farmers? Guess Trump wants to fuck ‘em. 🤷‍♂️

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u/RabidPlaty 25d ago

I mean, he wants to fuck kids too.

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u/regoapps the future is now, old man 25d ago

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u/Punny_Farting_1877 25d ago edited 25d ago

Who is the tall grey-haired man in the back dipping out?

John Kenneth Galbraith? Phil Donahue? Senator Daniel Patrick Moynihan? Meth Griffin? Jimmy Stewart?

EDIT: Oh crap. Is that George Plimpton? Tall enough to have to duck, smart enough not to be caught on camera.

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u/regoapps the future is now, old man 25d ago

I dunno, but it’s funny that he had to bend down so low to try to use the shorter Ghislaine Maxwell to block the camera.

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u/Punny_Farting_1877 25d ago

I’m betting old-money New England Mayflower breeding stock.

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u/flargenhargen 25d ago

https://i.imgur.com/aa8fMOe.png

https://youtu.be/KLcfpU2cubo?t=40

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u/Punny_Farting_1877 25d ago

Thank you for posting both of those links.

The first is definitely clear enough for someone to ID the guy.

The second one has enough audio so that someone could determine what Trump said that was so HIGH-larious to a serial child rapist and his female procurer.

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u/DoingBurnouts 25d ago

Dennis Prager

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u/Accurate_Zombie_121 25d ago

Not his first time. Just doesn't have his buddy to help him.

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u/flargenhargen 25d ago

trump doesn't want to fuck ALL kids, only the ones who look like his daughter.

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u/MeeekSauce 25d ago

Wants to? I think you mean he did and likely still does.

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u/International_Cow_17 25d ago

Theres a mitch joke here that I am too tired to make.

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u/cwmosca 25d ago

You mean, his own kid.

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u/RabidPlaty 25d ago

That too, but he doesn’t really limit himself.

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u/slow_cooked_ham 25d ago

Apparently malnourished uneducated ones

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u/ogstereoguy2 25d ago

wrong party diddy demo crew