r/MurderedByWords 10h ago

Paying 20% more MINIMUM!

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2.1k Upvotes

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u/Sweaty_Win1832 10h ago

โ€œDollar Tree Hitlerโ€ is an unexpected, but hilarious insult

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u/SeveredLoki 9h ago

I like it. Gonna definitely be, uh, "borrowing" that one ๐Ÿ˜…

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u/nanotasher 4h ago

TEMU Hitler works, too

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u/GoochManeuver 10h ago

Fuck MAGA. Always and forever.

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u/anchorftw 9h ago

Liberating Americans from their money.

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u/SeveredLoki 9h ago

It really is liberating! Now I don't have to deal with that pesky, pesky money letting me buy things! ๐Ÿ˜ƒ

/s just in case I wasn't being clear.

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u/anchorftw 9h ago

It was clear, but these days you can never be too safe. lol

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u/SeveredLoki 9h ago

For real ๐Ÿ˜… I'm glad to know that I was clear, all the same ๐Ÿ˜€

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u/Intelligent-Session6 9h ago

Dollar Tree about to be Four Ninety Nine Shrub โ€ฆโ€ฆ Plus Tax

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u/Lastbalmain 9h ago

Where's Donny? At the golf!

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u/ThePracticalPenquin 6h ago

Somone please tell him he misspelled liquidation

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u/fallinlight23 3h ago

Dollar Tree Hitler is hilarious. Sad, but hilarious. What a fucking joke we are...sigh.

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u/Humans_Suck- 8h ago

I love the logic of refusing to offer the working class a way to afford things and then getting mad when they don't vote, followed by complaining about the other guy making it harder to afford things lol. Welcome to the bottom, it sucks you're gonna love it.

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u/annaleigh13 2h ago edited 2h ago

I have a feeling we are very long past paying just 20% more for everything

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u/TheTrueJacky 4h ago

Adding Dollar Tree Hitler to my list of insults for Nazis

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u/Star_Marsupial 3h ago

"Dollar Tree Hitler" is pretty good, but the last two lines with the line break make this poetry.