r/MurderedByWords • u/RoyalChris • 14h ago

Tim Walz is not holding back

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u/Primsun 11h ago edited 7h ago

Tomorrow be the weekend.

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u/Faranocks 11h ago

Another red Monday then.

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u/thinkingwithportalss 10h ago

I fully expect the Monday trading floor to look like Mad Max.

People caving in skulls with hammers to get to the one guy selling shares for $0.96 when the market price is $0.94

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u/DrakonILD 8h ago

You've got it backwards, my man. They want the unicorn that's buying shares at $0.96 when the price is $0.94. But you've got the spirit right.

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u/ChocolateDragonTails 10h ago

And the rest of the week considering the larger tariffs only go into effect on Wednesday. We still haven't seen our first market halt happen yet so there's still room to fall

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u/Over-Marsupial-3002 9h ago

you have not even begun to see the beginning of the tariffs yet. wait til may 2nd when the de minimis is cut. your president is a russian puppet.

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u/Ali_Cat222 8h ago

Wait until China retaliations start, same with all the other places where pretty much everything is made...

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u/DesolationRobot 7h ago

Markets don’t really care when they go into effect. They care when the information comes out.

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u/thebriss22 7h ago

Pretty sure the European Union will announced it counter tariffs on Monday right before markets open just like China did today.

Maximum damage for maximum pressure :D

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u/Primsun 8h ago

The market is dark and full of terrors over the weekend. What will the dawn bring? Peace? Hardly. Only the sounds of (trade) war, and sights of red.

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u/DickDover 9h ago

Monday Bloody Monday........

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u/AdonisCork 10h ago

No. Trump signed an EO banning the weekend.

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u/FlemPlays 10h ago

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u/Difficult_Pea_2216 9h ago

this got me to log in and vote lmao

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u/Aurori_Swe 6h ago

Can't you vote even if not logged in?

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u/SuperFLEB 9h ago

According to Congress, it's still that one long day.

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u/razorwiregoatlick877 10h ago

Shit is so bad it’s you g to drop when market is closed.

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u/calissetabernac 11h ago

What?! WHAT?!

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u/Aggressive-Will-4500 9h ago

Sorry, Monday.

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u/-Battle-Santa 8h ago

We still trade the Weekend DOW!!

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u/Primsun 8h ago

*n

:(

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u/ABC_Family 8h ago

Shhhh… let them cook lmao

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u/Primsun 8h ago

Haven't we all been stir fried enough?