r/MurderedByWords • u/godsafraud • Sep 10 '18

Murder Is it really just your body?

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u/prepping4zombies Sep 11 '18

Relax, I'm talking way, way earlier today - not like an hour ago or anything.

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u/weaselbiscuit Sep 11 '18

You need to wait an hour after murder before going in the pool.

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u/[deleted] Sep 11 '18

I have body autonomy and I'll go in the pool if I want.

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u/[deleted] Sep 11 '18

Not if you're pregnant, apparently.

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u/Inappropriate_Comma Sep 11 '18

Not if it's a pool full of fetuses..

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u/[deleted] Sep 11 '18

I need to wait like half an hour

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u/ultradorkus Sep 11 '18

Preparing zombies then?

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u/brogers3395 Sep 11 '18

Four of them it seems.

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u/[deleted] Sep 11 '18

Oooohhhhh.....

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u/[deleted] Sep 11 '18

That shit was like, 12 hours ago, man.

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u/SilverMedal4Life Sep 11 '18

Oh good, had me worried there for a sec