r/MurderedByWords • u/james_dykeson • Aug 05 '19

Murder Murdered by numbers?

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u/tits_mage Aug 05 '19

Well duh, what else is he going to use?

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u/Macho_Dong Aug 05 '19

A big fucking gun.

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u/chomperlock Aug 05 '19

The 9000 model I presume?

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u/Recognizant Aug 05 '19

Yeah, you have to go 9000 series for the big guns.

But for the chainsaw, make sure you get a quality Binford 6100.

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u/Speedr1804 Aug 05 '19

Heidi, can you showcase the BFG 9000 for us?

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u/iwantbeautifulthings Aug 06 '19

Jamie, pull that up

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u/ExceedinglyGayParrot Aug 05 '19

We sell 9000 stuff at our motorcycle dealership, but it's just like a few gallons of Suzuki motor oil.

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u/Brifaulkner Aug 05 '19

Binford tools is proud to present...

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u/TheGorgoronTrail Aug 06 '19

Lest not forget when the Saginaw Cheese co. bought out the company. That's when their tools really went to shit

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u/[deleted] Aug 06 '19

You guys are the best for this. Thank yu

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u/TheGlaive Aug 05 '19

Groovy.

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u/Troy64 Aug 05 '19

Shop smart. Shop S-mart.

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u/TheGorgoronTrail Aug 06 '19

Alright you primitive screwheads, listen up!

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u/Hillscienceman Dec 24 '19

liYou see this? This... is my BOOMSTICK! The twelve-gauge double-barreled Remington. S-Mart's top of the line.

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u/ThePu55yDestr0yr Aug 05 '19

Alcohol or more video games

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u/[deleted] Aug 05 '19

Best to just call the Winchesters

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u/louderthebett0r Aug 05 '19

A Duke Nuke’em

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u/babywrangler Aug 05 '19

A hear a plunger is the usual first home purchase. So one of those?

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u/DaEnderAssassin Aug 06 '19

More chainsaws?

Sounds of people trying to contain something/someone

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u/apatelg89 Aug 17 '19

Did u mean mcgee?