r/MurderedByWords • u/ledgendary • Aug 22 '19

Murder Take several seats

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u/HeyT00ts11 Aug 22 '19

So much better than, "Don't take this the wrong way..."

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u/Lasdary Aug 23 '19

"Take it however the fuck you want cos here goes the truth"

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u/Xarethian Aug 23 '19

YOU CAN'T HANDLE THE TRUTH!!!

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u/RavenCyarm Aug 23 '19

You will never reach truth. This is the power of Requiem.

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u/[deleted] Aug 23 '19

Wha-

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u/Osmodius Aug 23 '19

"No offense, but <obviously offensive comment>"

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u/roushguy Aug 23 '19

No offense, but u/Osmodius is a redditor.

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u/archfapper Aug 23 '19

Not for nothin'