r/MurderedByWords • u/CouchTomato212 • Jan 08 '20

Murder Promptly blocked after this

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u/[deleted] Jan 08 '20

9/10 elbows too pointy, would NOT bang

/s just in case

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u/BrimstoneJack Jan 08 '20

The elbows are horrible, but not a deal-breaker, though. The final straw is how disgustingly shallow her back dimples are. Barely even deep enough for a shadow. Just awful. XD

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u/[deleted] Jan 08 '20

The 36th Left cheek freckle 3cm in from her earlobe is 1.3mm too close to freckle 37. Absolute minger

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u/Elektribe Jan 08 '20

Unrealistically speaking... how pointy are we talking here? Cuz, if you're giving her a hug from behind after she's had a stressful day and you just want to comfort her and you get T-1000'd from her elbows... maybe yeah that's too pointy.

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u/Conman93 Jan 08 '20

Man it's a sad day when the would not bang meme needs an /s.

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u/[deleted] Jan 08 '20

I probably would have been okay without it, but I guess you never know these days.