r/MurderedByWords • u/CouchTomato212 • Jan 08 '20

Murder Promptly blocked after this

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u/[deleted] Jan 08 '20

My boyfriend is 6’3” steamfitter who can bench press me and I’m 5’4”, but I love being big spoon and he loves being held. I think it’s just a “know thyself” thing versus an actual height thing.

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u/c4m31 Jan 08 '20

I'm 6'2" and my girlfriend is 5'2" and I love when she's my jetpack.

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u/[deleted] Jan 08 '20

I haven’t heard that term before and I love it!

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u/c4m31 Jan 08 '20

I think I first heard it here on reddit, and we had a great laugh about it. Whenever she first snuggles up behind me now she will either make a little rocket wwooooosh noise, or make some comment like "navigation systems activated, please designate coordinates ". This is normal behavior for a 36 year old woman.... right?

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u/[deleted] Jan 08 '20

You two are adorable and I’m 100% stealing this next time I do it hahhaha

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u/jsamuraij Jan 08 '20

Confirmed. This is ridiculously adorable and you all sound like super fun people. Rock(et) on.

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u/Kathulhu1433 Jan 08 '20

My husband calls it "jetpacking" when I'm the big spoon. 😂

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u/BriarRose21 Jan 08 '20

Do you make the noises? My favorite part of jetpacking is making the WHOOOOSHHHHH noise, my boyfriend cracks up every time

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u/Kathulhu1433 Jan 08 '20

Haha! No, but I think I need to start.

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u/Codus1 Jan 08 '20

Is this a fart joke?

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u/[deleted] Jan 08 '20

Yeah it’s a complex not an actual thing

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u/SpecificEnergy Jan 08 '20

No, it is a real thing. Trying to assuage your guilt by denying it?

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u/[deleted] Jan 09 '20 edited Jan 11 '20

https://i.imgur.com/P7OOOkm.png

I could engage with you... but nah.

EDIT: No response to that hey? Figures, bullish folk are always just cowards underneath.

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u/Fearstruk Jan 08 '20

Your boyfriend can bench 350 lbs? Strong dude

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u/[deleted] Jan 08 '20

Found the short guy. Lololol

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u/Fearstruk Jan 08 '20

You caught me! Due to being short and angry I decided to spend my days lurking on the internet making snide remarks at humble bragging women looking for validation.

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u/RogerBernards Jan 08 '20

Psst dude. Your misogyny is showing. Put it away, it's unseemly.

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u/Fearstruk Jan 08 '20

Is it that transparent? I suppose sarcasm has no place on the internet, thankfully you came to her rescue!

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u/RogerBernards Jan 08 '20

Ah yes. The "Lul, wHiTe KnIgHt" comeback. I'm properly shamed.

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u/[deleted] Jan 08 '20

Bahahahhaha I was commenting on a big spoon/short guy post and was using my size difference to my large, traditionally masculine boyfriend as point of reference completely within context. REEEEEEEEEEEEEE!

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u/Fearstruk Jan 08 '20

And I capitalized on the opportunity for a joke, what's your point? Goddamn people get so sensitive these days. I suppose "giving people shit" isn't a thing anymore.

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u/[deleted] Jan 08 '20

Okay buddy. Lol

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u/SpecificEnergy Jan 08 '20

Tee hee. Meme gender.