r/MurderedByWords • u/CouchTomato212 • Jan 08 '20

Murder Promptly blocked after this

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u/Fearstruk Jan 08 '20

Your boyfriend can bench 350 lbs? Strong dude

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u/[deleted] Jan 08 '20

Found the short guy. Lololol

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u/Fearstruk Jan 08 '20

You caught me! Due to being short and angry I decided to spend my days lurking on the internet making snide remarks at humble bragging women looking for validation.

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u/RogerBernards Jan 08 '20

Psst dude. Your misogyny is showing. Put it away, it's unseemly.

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u/Fearstruk Jan 08 '20

Is it that transparent? I suppose sarcasm has no place on the internet, thankfully you came to her rescue!

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u/RogerBernards Jan 08 '20

Ah yes. The "Lul, wHiTe KnIgHt" comeback. I'm properly shamed.

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u/[deleted] Jan 08 '20

Bahahahhaha I was commenting on a big spoon/short guy post and was using my size difference to my large, traditionally masculine boyfriend as point of reference completely within context. REEEEEEEEEEEEEE!

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u/Fearstruk Jan 08 '20

And I capitalized on the opportunity for a joke, what's your point? Goddamn people get so sensitive these days. I suppose "giving people shit" isn't a thing anymore.

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u/[deleted] Jan 08 '20

Okay buddy. Lol