r/NoShitSherlock • u/Baldbeagle73 • 1d ago

Russell Brand charged with rape and sexual assault

https://www.bbc.com/news/articles/c0457d02e9go
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u/FormerlyFreddie 1d ago

Sure, it might SEEM like the timing of his big public baptism & embracing of Christianity is somehow related to this, but that's only because it is.

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u/Baldbeagle73 1d ago

...qualifying him for a senior position in the Trump administration.

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u/TinF0ilTopHat 1d ago

Position at DOGE has already been created for him. Or Tesla, if he wishes.

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u/Geri-psychiatrist-RI 1d ago

Next Trump spiritual advisor

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u/rdem341 1d ago

Next US president

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u/boredrlyin11 1d ago

Probably helps explain his sudden and extreme veer into the right wing ecosphere. Bad people don't like to deal with the fact that they're bad people and going MAGA soothes them.

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u/Relevant-Ad-3140 1d ago

Ohhhhh so that’s why he ran to the open arms of the American evangelical maga alternate universe 🤔 makes sense.

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u/Ok-Half7574 1d ago

A Jordan Peterson School of Total Manhood graduate.

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u/FridgeRaider00 1d ago

You're telling me this rapist is a comedian?

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u/Andrew1990M 1d ago

I assure you he isn’t. 

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u/Pitiful-Potential-13 1d ago

To the surprise of? 

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u/BarisBlack 1d ago

I would say "nobody" but I'm sure there's a fan of his that proves me wrong.

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u/GroovyGrodd 7h ago

Some comments in here prove you wrong, unfortunately.

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u/No-Ad-9867 1d ago

Always the ones you most suspect

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u/Rootbeercutiebooty 1d ago

Is anyone surprised? Fuck this guy

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u/Shadowtirs 1d ago

Scumbag charged with a scumbag crime. The perfect post in the perfect sub.

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u/NightOfTheLivingHam 1d ago

this is a real r/noshitsherlock article

After seeing a few interviews with him and his interactions with women, it's always been a matter of when, not if, this would eventually happen. He treats them as if they're play things and has had that attitude for a while.

Not shocked at the very least.

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u/chefboyarde30 1d ago

It’s the ones you most expect!

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u/LiJiTC4 1d ago

Jaswent Narwal is quite possibly the most British name since Benedict Cumberbatch.

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u/Euphoric_TRACY 1d ago

He must be a good ole american boy! 🇺🇸👧

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u/GroovyGrodd 7h ago

A perfect Christian conservative.

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u/Immortal3369 1d ago

this is a requirement to be in the republican party......no really, just check all their bios, it is disgusting the amount of rapists. pedos, sa's .....unreal

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u/iLoveTheTendies 1d ago

Dark Enlightenment strikes again

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u/baycenters 1d ago

This was probably predicted in his high school yearbook.

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u/robgrab 1d ago

Better get ta praying again.

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u/Emergency_Property_2 1d ago

But he found Jesus so it’s all good right?/s

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u/Chockfullofnutmeg 1d ago

https://open.spotify.com/episode/1DDXrHV9i7cTMNt9lIAUxo On brand podcast a section the really damming ones are the allegations to comments he made in show. 

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u/RequirementRoyal8829 12h ago

He's in the US because he knows this administration will never extradite a good "Christian" no matter how many women he raped.

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u/GroovyGrodd 7h ago

He really is a Christian conservative.

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u/Much_Log6444 1d ago

Good. The bloke is an absolute wrong un.

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u/johnnybones23 1d ago

25 years after. seems legit..

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u/kiddvideo11 1d ago

He must not be a Labor Guy anymore.

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u/Right_Catch_5731 1d ago

Had to smear and shut him up somehow.

Corruption at its finest folks.

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u/Useful-Soup8161 1d ago

Not a single one of his exes came to his defense when he was accused. That’s actually very telling.