So now that we've moved on from ox shoes to human shoes, will they bring in someone who can confirm the shoe sizes of Anthony Graves and Sir William Phips?

This topic came up in a recent comment on this sub and it's got me wondering. Now, we've covered Oak Island toileting facilities extensively on this sub (especially the War Room toilet and Troutman hypotheticals), but I don't think we've considered all the implications.

• Where exactly do Rick and Marty poop when engaged in treasure hunting activities on Oak Island?
• And if so, do they share the facilities with lesser members of the fellowship?
• Do the heavy equipment operators get to use the same bathroom as the brothers? Even when they're covered in hydraulic oil and mud sausages?
• What about the film crew?
• Is the toilet seat sometimes warm, even during the harsh Nova Scotia winters?
• What's the procedure when the paper runs out?

Are microplastics the real treasure of Oak Island?

Would Rick and/or Marty and/or Gary shit a brick if they found this on Oak Island?