r/OkBuddyFresca 4d ago

Vought Lied, People Died! Why does he call himself Homelander if he politely waits outside Butchers home? Is he stupid?

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u/LegoBattIeDroid 4d ago

because it's not a home, it's an apartment. Are you stupid?

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u/kthugston 4d ago

Apartments can be homes but not houses

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u/LegoBattIeDroid 4d ago

then why didn't homelander land on it

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u/kthugston 4d ago

Butcha not on the top floor m8

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u/Khandawg666 3d ago

Their is nothing in the world more American than powerful figures bending over backwards to accommodate landlords.

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u/Jogoatthehonored1 2d ago

HOME IS WHERE THE HEART IS 🗣

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u/LilNyoomf 4d ago

He thinks he’s a vampire and needs to be invited inside

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u/SneakyInfiltrator 4d ago

He's homelander, not the home butcher.

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u/sectionratiocardtile 4d ago

He's Homelander, not Homeenterer.

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u/RelievedMoon9 4d ago

he’s landing next to butchers home. seems pretty in character to me

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u/Relative_Squirrel160 4d ago

see he isn't named NextToHomelander

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u/Khronex 3d ago

Wait, who’s next to Homelander?

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u/nertynot 4d ago

Butchers home is already landed, he's not home lifter

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u/N-partEpoxy 4d ago

He doesn't lift homes, he doesn't lift planes... Does he even lift?

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u/nertynot 4d ago

We've seen him naked, dudes scrawny as hell

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u/villaincholy 3d ago

He prefers to be called a twink

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u/bdw312 2d ago

Mom, why are you here on Reddit again?

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u/NosferatuTheTrader 4d ago

Because Butcher alfa male

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u/Dirka-Dirka 3d ago

Looks like he is outside the FRIENDS apartment.

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u/thelonelyskeleton24 3d ago

Real talk I’ve always wondered why he didn’t just break in why pretend to be so polite in the middle of the night

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u/NosferatuTheTrader 3d ago

He has respect for people who aren't afraid of him.

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u/villaincholy 3d ago

I want him to stand outside my window like that and watch me sleep

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u/EdenaRuh 3d ago

Who's Butcher? You men OI?

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u/__-Mediocre-__ 3d ago

He hasn't paid the tener to enter yet

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u/Jogoatthehonored1 2d ago

He landed near the home so technically he became... near-homelander

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u/SlyblueSword 1d ago

Because Homelander is a vampire and can’t come in unless he’s invited. Are you stupid?

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u/bdw312 2d ago

Also there, he still landed there. Balcony is part of home to land on.