r/onejob • u/KillerQ97 • 7d ago

So, in a DIY Electronics group on FB, your post will get automatically blocked for using the term “Screw.” That’s the equivalent of not allowing lists with the word “Door” in it in a House Repair group. Fail.

336 Upvotes

r/onejob • u/Disastrous_Act2135 • 7d ago

I saw him at the park

193 Upvotes

r/onejob • u/guy3737 • 7d ago

I guess the tulip bulbs are unpredictable

16 Upvotes

r/onejob • u/Ok-Mirror-3632 • 7d ago

I'll just be sidling across the street.

32 Upvotes

r/onejob • u/matic-01 • 8d ago

the store employee: I did a great job

1.0k Upvotes

r/onejob • u/Ripley-Lancaster • 7d ago

Fire Extinguisher... Sike

45 Upvotes

r/onejob • u/BlatantDoughnut • 8d ago

Montgomery Township Stupidity on Grays Lane

45 Upvotes

r/onejob • u/NakritReal • 8d ago

Sooo... how am I supposed to park?

315 Upvotes

r/onejob • u/Lancrator • 8d ago

If my guy can't even put his learner sticker right (A) right side up, I'm not driving anywhere near him

48 Upvotes

r/onejob • u/Mooshus87 • 8d ago

I thought my eggs tasted unusually upside-down this morning. Now I know why

139 Upvotes

r/onejob • u/jlpando • 8d ago

At least they apologized

220 Upvotes

r/onejob • u/AlyOopsieDaisy • 9d ago

There’s to Prime.

425 Upvotes

r/onejob • u/Cyrusmarikit • 8d ago

Found this monstrous context in Alabang, Muntinlupa, Philippines

44 Upvotes

r/onejob • u/KermitDaForgg • 9d ago

Somebody clearly hasn't played with Legos before

101 Upvotes

r/onejob • u/SpongeBobBobPants • 8d ago

I would love to be the middle guy, rubbing thighs with my left and right

35 Upvotes

r/onejob • u/MarioHasCookies • 7d ago

Plane has to turn around because pilot forgot his passport. How does this even happen 🤦‍♀️

0 Upvotes

r/onejob • u/FamineArcher • 10d ago

I almost paid the price of a 6-pack for a 2-pack

264 Upvotes

r/onejob • u/Dwanthepebble • 10d ago

The locks on my schools toilet doors are installed backwards

189 Upvotes

r/onejob • u/Spare-Roof209 • 10d ago

A little bit too loose.

122 Upvotes

r/onejob • u/NotImp2021YT • 11d ago

Remodelers put tile finish at door instead of carpet or hardwood, refused to let us by the materials to change it

222 Upvotes

r/onejob • u/FungadooFred • 10d ago

Can't even put the label in the right spot

15 Upvotes

r/onejob • u/howardkinsd • 11d ago

A Redditor bought Cookies and Cream Ice cream. Notice anything strange about it?

187 Upvotes

r/onejob • u/Superb-Butterfly-261 • 11d ago

This has really set off my OCD. If it wasn’t along the grout line I probably wouldn’t even have noticed. JFC. Upscale hotel.

31 Upvotes

r/onejob • u/RollAccomplished4078 • 12d ago

THERE ARE HOLES FOR IT! (saw on the bus)

252 Upvotes

r/onejob • u/DeepWebChick • 12d ago

Saw this at a convention. I felt bad, so I adopted him.

390 Upvotes

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