r/Pareidolia • u/Welmerer • 2d ago

This chair looks like it has a face.

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1.4k Upvotes

99% Upvoted

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u/Tramonto83 2d ago

Ok, Mr Pointy Asscheeks

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u/thechsy83 2d ago

Double skoal rings

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u/BraveHeartoftheDawn 2d ago

I snorted. 💀

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u/UsedLandscape876 2d ago

You shouldn't snort Skoal. ;)

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u/FortheloveofRC 2d ago

He has seen some things.

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u/Marquar234 2d ago

And smelled some things.

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u/Ok-Call3443 2d ago

*tasted

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u/FlyingCrow91 2d ago

*savored

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u/UsedLandscape876 2d ago

Seen some shit

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u/nanonanonanona 2d ago

My chair before being smothered by my fat black ass

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u/LordOfFudge 2d ago

Or after

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u/KPbICMAH 2d ago

would you like to sit on my face?

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u/Ituzem 2d ago

I came here to make sure that this comment is here))

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u/Morfilix 2d ago

poor thing 😭😂

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u/hollow4hollow 2d ago

“Please… not again…”

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u/congo66 2d ago

Some say Karma’s a bitch. To the gropey creepy guy who doesn’t respect boundaries and came back as a chair it’s a blessing.

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u/Welmerer 2d ago

Original post https://www.reddit.com/r/notinteresting/comments/1jq7yiq/this_chair_looks_like_it_has_a_face/ As far as I know, crossposting is allowed because I’ve not seen this image on the subreddit? Edit: accidentally replied, not new comment lol

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u/dogchowtoastedcheese 2d ago

Yeah, this chair just can't fucking wait for the next ass to sit on him. What a pervert!

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u/XenoWoof 2d ago

I don't get no respect.

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u/bz_leapair 2d ago

Rodney Chesterfield?

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u/XenoWoof 2d ago

Heh.. not sure why he came to mind when I saw the chair, but you nailed it.

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u/Suburban-Dad237 2d ago

😵‍💫😵‍💫😵‍💫😵‍💫😵‍💫😵‍💫😵‍💫

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u/Matej8251 2d ago

Looks like Diesel from Thomas and Friends.

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u/andock247 2d ago

He's seen some shit....

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u/readmynameifyouwant2 2d ago

He’s smelt some shit

Hell he’s tasted some shit

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u/Pitif362 2d ago

He smelt your ass

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u/CryktonVyr 2d ago

Quagmire at it again

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u/Joe-_-King 2d ago

Only Quagmire!

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u/Empty_Boat_2250 2d ago

Well guess we should sit on it then

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u/FaraSha_Au 2d ago

Yeah, no way would I sit there.

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u/KentuckyWhiteRabbit 2d ago

Buttface.

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u/Unique_Cow3112 2d ago

Came here to say this and I’m very disappointed that you don’t have more upvotes. You have mine.

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u/inthepipe_fivebyfive 2d ago

"I've seen some shit man"

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u/CreeepyUncle 2d ago

Don’t judge me!

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u/UsefulAssumption1105 2d ago

Thomas the Tank Engine? ❌ Amos the Asskisser? ✅

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u/Graucsh 2d ago

… and tell me that you love me

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u/Bohbo 2d ago

What a butthead

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u/ProveISaidIt 2d ago

Chairman of the Butt

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u/Welmerer 2d ago

Original post https://www.reddit.com/r/notinteresting/comments/1jq7yiq/this_chair_looks_like_it_has_a_face/ As far as I know, crossposting is allowed because I’ve not seen this image on the subreddit?

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u/[deleted] 2d ago

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u/Welmerer 2d ago

The world deserves to see your ass print LOL

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u/M178music 2d ago

I think it wants to tell that you're sitting on it too much. Time to touch some grass?

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u/fothergillfuckup 2d ago

He's seen some shit.

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u/Intrepid_Custard2768 2d ago

It looks happy!

1

u/Ready-Particular4541 2d ago

The chair looks like whoever sat on it last is funky

1

u/LucStarman 2d ago

The chairman with a butt face!

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u/DopeCharma 2d ago

Chairface Chippendale…

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u/IllustriousTraffic96 2d ago

That's me when I wake up

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u/Boogedyinjax 2d ago

He’s popular with the ladies. He goes by the name. “Sit on my effin face”

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u/spruceUp3 2d ago

It’s Buddy Hackett

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u/HistoricalRock7146 2d ago

Too much face sitting for this chair

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u/TLW369 2d ago

…from sniffing booty all damn day and night.

😂🙃

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u/Garbonbozia 2d ago

thwomp ass

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u/MadamInsta 2d ago

Looks like the guy on the back of Cinnamon Toast Crunch boxes.

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u/zilla135 2d ago

Please sit on my face.  

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u/chriathebutt 2d ago

This chair looks like it’s looking forward to being sat on!

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u/Joe-_-King 2d ago

Honestly, this should be an emoji.

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u/jortles 2d ago

How sharp is your butt?

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u/Even_World216 2d ago

Sac pincher.

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u/Astro_Akiyo 2d ago

“Damn whats that smeeeell”

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u/DarthRik3225 2d ago

That chair done seen and smelled some things 💨

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u/Zakkenayo_ 2d ago

Them butt cheek dimples 😲

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u/Meaticus420 2d ago

Magic Genie- “you have one wish, make it good.” Me- “turn me into Olivia Dunne’s favorite chair”!!

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u/readmynameifyouwant2 2d ago

This chair has been through unimaginable horrors

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u/Lucy_Little_Spoon 2d ago

It looks traumatised

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u/Decent-Cry-7665 2d ago

Looks like a happy face must love whomever sits on him

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u/Smart-Stupid666 2d ago

Somebody's ischial bones are having a hard time.

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u/hes_crafty 2d ago

You just have a butt face.

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u/CoolBeanieHat 2d ago

“Hank Hill ass” ahh chair

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u/DeathKorp_Rider 2d ago

He looks like an appliance from that repair shop in The Brave Little Toaster

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u/Faithlessblakkcvlt 2d ago

Hello there Fart Face Francis!

If your name is Francis I apologize.

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u/ChrisJBeaty 2d ago

It appears to be nauseated.

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u/FootstepsofDawn 2d ago

The horrors it has seen…

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u/phxflurry 2d ago

That chair has seen some stuff

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u/bomilk19 2d ago

I’m Gumby dammit!

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u/Superfry88 2d ago

Your face looks like it has a chair.

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u/LtLemur 2d ago

That chair has seen some shit

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u/bartontees 2d ago

He's seen some shit

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u/Immer_Susse 2d ago

Drunk off fumes

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u/ezro_ 2d ago

😵‍💫

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u/shdanko 2d ago

That mf is high

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u/Fool_In_Flow 2d ago

Umm, what kind of butt do you have?!

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u/Setkon 2d ago

Supervisor of the bottomless pit

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u/jonnycross10 2d ago

He’s seen some shit

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u/ideasmithy 2d ago

Somebody has a really pointy butt.

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u/Mechagouki1971 2d ago

Sit on my beat up gaming chair and tell me you love me.

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u/Sir_Pman 2d ago

After my face has been sat on I have a similar look

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u/tinglep 2d ago

You have caused confusion and delay

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u/Revolutionary-Play79 2d ago

Death by snu snu

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u/2b-Kindly_ 2d ago

It looks traumatized 😝

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u/KarrieDarling 2d ago

That "face" is begging for mercy, too ☠️

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u/Blue1Eyed5Demon 2d ago

That chair....has seen some shit😂

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u/Effective-Cut1993 2d ago

Yes and it’s not happy to have the rest end of people in its face

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u/FoxFire0714 2d ago

Okay, I'm not sitting on that....

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u/Fantastic_Fox_9497 2d ago

He looks like scuttle (the seagull) from the little mermaid

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u/PaddyDelmar 2d ago

So who is sitting one this face? LOL

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u/bagleface 2d ago

New meaning for ' come sit on my face'

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u/xoscarlettbaldwinxo 2d ago

Now make that mother*uckr hammer time

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u/Historical_Sherbet54 2d ago

Please....make the music attempts stop

...The red sticky pad 'Note' reminders aren't working

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u/The_Cozy_Burrito 2d ago

Don’t sit on him

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u/Practical_Steak_3132 1d ago

That's how he looks after you get off his face

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u/Caca2a 1d ago

Sit on it

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u/kobrakaan 1d ago

That Chair has seen some shit

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u/RedditRHeartboy17 1d ago

It looks like it's been through hell and back

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u/ATXKLIPHURD 1d ago

Do your butt cheeks have ripple nipples?

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u/Gastwonho 1d ago

That chair has seen things it now has PTSD

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u/Tugatitabella80 1d ago

Why your genitals have razor blades attached to them?