r/Perfectfit • u/Kittyprincess7 • 2d ago

Perfect parking job...

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Sir... You can't park here!

208 Upvotes

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u/spicoli__69 2d ago

Definitely qualifies as "asshole parking."

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u/DubsQuest 2d ago

How..

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u/Nintendo1964 2d ago

They lined their right wheel up with that tree, gunned it, jumped the curb, then literally drove up the tree with their front right wheel. Once the tree could no longer support the weight, the Outback dropped onto the Toyota's hood, also taking some tree with it underneath. Being off balance now, it toppled left, making a Subaru sandwich.

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u/Narissis 19h ago

Minor nitpick: That is a Crosstrek. And a brand-new one too; look at that shiny corrosion-free exhaust!

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u/Kittyprincess7 2d ago

It probably looked something like this.

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u/SANTAAAA__I_know_him 2d ago

“Dad, we’ve already circled around twice now, there’s no spaces—“

“I’LL FIND A SPACE HERE, OKAY??!!”

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u/atraxia1980 1d ago

Mahoney?

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u/pauldarkandhandsome 2d ago

Damnit! Now I have to get in on the passengers side.

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u/waffle_loverrr 1d ago

Unconventional but I like it!

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u/Paradoxbox00 1d ago

‘Compact’ parking space

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u/Jeanette60621 11h ago

WTactualF..?