r/PetTheDamnDog • u/Plenty-Green186 • 18d ago

Petition for me to stop neglecting her

Need 100 upvotes per pet I will give her

257 Upvotes

98% Upvoted

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u/shesaflightrisk 18d ago

She needs a lawyer!

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u/Plenty-Green186 18d ago

I will work vigilantly to ensure she never has contact with one. She gets one pet a day unless my upvotes are secured

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u/rochakgupta 17d ago

I’m calling the police

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u/sonnybear5 17d ago

should be 100 pets per upvote, you monster

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u/a-passing-crustacean 15d ago

I bet you never walk, feed, or play with her and NOBODY loves her! 😢

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u/Plenty-Green186 15d ago

You’d win money on that bet

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u/a-passing-crustacean 15d ago

My boy makes the same claims to anyone who will listen when I take him out in public 😂