r/PoliticalCompassMemes • u/Lord-Grocock - Auth-Right • 1d ago
Satire Why are the they on the inside, auth-right?
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u/neofederalist - Right 1d ago
Center left desperately trying to sell his Tesla: unfortunately, someone spray painted a giant swastika on the hood
Authright: I already said I was going to buy it, you don’t have to keep convincing me.
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u/basedest_user_123 - Centrist 1d ago
you know as a Radical centrist i am tempted to do this now lol
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u/Luke22_36 - Lib-Right 17h ago
I wonder how the vandalism is affecting the 2nd hand market? Is it possible teslas will eventually become affordable for us plebs?
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u/BostonPanda - Lib-Center 16h ago
I'm seeing them in the 20s right now which is around other cars like the Prius or even small cars like the Corolla...small for 'murica at least
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u/TheSpacePopinjay - Auth-Left 1d ago
Very clever.
Even better to be the vandal yourself and turn up to the dealership the following morning to get it for a discount.
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u/senfmann - Right 1d ago
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u/Hanayama10 - Lib-Left 1d ago
Auth Right and driving EV?
Yeah right
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u/FrankliniusRex - Centrist 1d ago
Tell that to the vandals.
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u/Hanayama10 - Lib-Left 1d ago
They are back? I thought the Byzantines dealt with them
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u/Raestloz - Centrist 20h ago
They went up and ransacked Rome 😭
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u/Fine-Pangolin-8393 - Lib-Center 10h ago
Whose idea was to let Germans into the Mediterranean? Tabernac
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u/Ok_Bed_3060 - Lib-Right 1d ago
Wait a minute... that swastika is actually drawn correctly! I don't think he's been vandalized at all!
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u/KoreyYrvaI - Lib-Center 1d ago
Lib Right: Now suddenly driving a car with the windows logo on the hood.
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u/AGthe18thEmperor - Auth-Right 1d ago
This car kills fascists
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u/Middle-Art1656 - Lib-Center 1d ago
Tesla has smoking deals right now and with the tariffs on foreign car imports they're going to be the logical choice for a lot of people looking for a car. You can get a new Tesla with 0% financing and it's cheaper than similar European and Japanese cars. Also there is a massive flood of used Teslas due to all the libs trying to make a statement by getting rid of them. You can get a car that was $45,000 3 years ago for ~$20,000.
It's kind of odd that leftists who pretend to care about the environment and supporting US workers are trying to destroy the electric car company that literally jumpstarted the entire industry and actually builds more of their cars in the US than any other company, but that's where we're at and you can benefit from it.
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u/MooseBoys - Centrist 1d ago
Just watched this film for the first time last week. Norton's monologue in the dining room was disturbingly familiar to me.
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u/charge_forward - Centrist 13h ago
It's the Hollywood sleight of hand. Norton's core arguments are never addressed and the directors make the character act like a caricature to further condition the audience to perceive his what he's saying as ridiculous and absurd without the film offering any actual substance on the topic.
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u/Caffynated - Auth-Right 5h ago
We're talking about a movie where a dedicated Nazi becomes an anti-racist because other Nazis graped him for calling them insufficiently racist. It's not exactly deep writing.
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u/FuckboyMessiah - Lib-Right 23h ago
This post was at 1482 when I clicked on it and now it's at 1493. So close.
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u/VentusHermetis - Lib-Center 1d ago
did you have a stroke while you were typing the title?
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u/Lord-Grocock - Auth-Right 1d ago edited 1d ago
Oh, typo and autocorrect, I suppose.
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u/WaaaaghsRUs - Lib-Left 1d ago
Anytime I see an image or clip from X I feel like a sleeper agent being activated
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u/Slow_Force775 - Lib-Right 18h ago
Flair yourself then we can talk
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u/donotconfirm778 17h ago
Braindead
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u/Raestloz - Centrist 1d ago
Griller: AR why does your car have swastika on it?
AR: the libs drew it
Griller: it looks very professionally done
AR: must have been that liberal arts degree working