r/PoliticalCompassMemes - Auth-Right 1d ago

Satire Why are the they on the inside, auth-right?

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u/Raestloz - Centrist 1d ago

Griller: AR why does your car have swastika on it?

AR: the libs drew it

Griller: it looks very professionally done

AR: must have been that liberal arts degree working

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u/46429766 - Lib-Right 1d ago

Those liberals with art degrees are a complete menace.

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u/bittercripple6969 - Right 1d ago

He stole my suit! He's a menace to the entire city!

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u/Cannibal_Raven - Lib-Center 16h ago

I'm stealing this

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u/chickensause123 - Centrist 1d ago

Made me laugh so hard I spat out my drink and now I gotta clean everything

Fuck you

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u/Bron_Swanson - Centrist 29m ago

I mean what else do they have to do after all those firings right? They took their sweet time, and you know what a deep sleeper I am.

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u/neofederalist - Right 1d ago

Center left desperately trying to sell his Tesla: unfortunately, someone spray painted a giant swastika on the hood

Authright: I already said I was going to buy it, you don’t have to keep convincing me.

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u/basedest_user_123 - Centrist 1d ago

you know as a Radical centrist i am tempted to do this now lol

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u/Luke22_36 - Lib-Right 17h ago

I wonder how the vandalism is affecting the 2nd hand market? Is it possible teslas will eventually become affordable for us plebs?

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u/BostonPanda - Lib-Center 16h ago

I'm seeing them in the 20s right now which is around other cars like the Prius or even small cars like the Corolla...small for 'murica at least

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u/TheSpacePopinjay - Auth-Left 1d ago

Very clever.

Even better to be the vandal yourself and turn up to the dealership the following morning to get it for a discount.

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u/Brianocracy - Lib-Center 1d ago

Genius.

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u/senfmann - Right 1d ago

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u/Running-Engine - Auth-Center 1d ago

I need a car loan.

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u/6feetdeep77 - Auth-Right 1d ago

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u/Hanayama10 - Lib-Left 1d ago

Auth Right and driving EV?

Yeah right

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u/FrankliniusRex - Centrist 1d ago

Tell that to the vandals.

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u/Hanayama10 - Lib-Left 1d ago

They are back? I thought the Byzantines dealt with them

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u/Raestloz - Centrist 20h ago

They went up and ransacked Rome 😭

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u/Fine-Pangolin-8393 - Lib-Center 10h ago

Whose idea was to let Germans into the Mediterranean? Tabernac

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u/Odd_Ranger3049 - Right 1d ago

Tell that to my Nissan Leaf

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u/Ok_Bed_3060 - Lib-Right 1d ago

Wait a minute... that swastika is actually drawn correctly! I don't think he's been vandalized at all!

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u/Mjk2581 - Centrist 12h ago

No, neo-nazis suck ass at drawing swaztikas, they never do it right, if it was drawn wrong I’d get suspicious it’s a real nazi

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u/FirefoxFoundation - Auth-Right 12h ago

Huh.

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u/KoreyYrvaI - Lib-Center 1d ago

Lib Right: Now suddenly driving a car with the windows logo on the hood.

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u/AGthe18thEmperor - Auth-Right 1d ago

This car kills fascists

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u/Tales2Estrange - Right 1d ago

Well this car kills commies

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u/CyberDaggerX - Lib-Left 1d ago

This car kills glow in the dark CIA [user has been banned]

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u/Outside-Bed5268 - Centrist 1d ago

Heheheheheheh.

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u/i_never_pay_taxes - Lib-Right 1d ago

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u/Middle-Art1656 - Lib-Center 1d ago

Tesla has smoking deals right now and with the tariffs on foreign car imports they're going to be the logical choice for a lot of people looking for a car. You can get a new Tesla with 0% financing and it's cheaper than similar European and Japanese cars. Also there is a massive flood of used Teslas due to all the libs trying to make a statement by getting rid of them. You can get a car that was $45,000 3 years ago for ~$20,000.

It's kind of odd that leftists who pretend to care about the environment and supporting US workers are trying to destroy the electric car company that literally jumpstarted the entire industry and actually builds more of their cars in the US than any other company, but that's where we're at and you can benefit from it.

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u/MooseBoys - Centrist 1d ago

Just watched this film for the first time last week. Norton's monologue in the dining room was disturbingly familiar to me.

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u/charge_forward - Centrist 13h ago

It's the Hollywood sleight of hand. Norton's core arguments are never addressed and the directors make the character act like a caricature to further condition the audience to perceive his what he's saying as ridiculous and absurd without the film offering any actual substance on the topic.

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u/Caffynated - Auth-Right 5h ago

We're talking about a movie where a dedicated Nazi becomes an anti-racist because other Nazis graped him for calling them insufficiently racist. It's not exactly deep writing.

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u/This-Juggernaut-7481 - Auth-Right 1d ago

Jokes on you I’m into that s#%t

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u/FuckboyMessiah - Lib-Right 23h ago

This post was at 1482 when I clicked on it and now it's at 1493. So close.

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u/VentusHermetis - Lib-Center 1d ago

did you have a stroke while you were typing the title?

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u/Lord-Grocock - Auth-Right 1d ago edited 1d ago

Oh, typo and autocorrect, I suppose.

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u/VentusHermetis - Lib-Center 1d ago

what was it supposed to say

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u/Lord-Grocock - Auth-Right 19h ago

Why are they on the inside

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u/WaaaaghsRUs - Lib-Left 1d ago

Anytime I see an image or clip from X I feel like a sleeper agent being activated

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u/Cannibal_Raven - Lib-Center 16h ago

Kek

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u/I_Am_Not_Sure_Yet - Lib-Center 12h ago

Lol, this made me chuckle. Perfect

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u/Legitimate_Ebb_3322 - Auth-Right 10h ago

YOU SEE THIS? IT MEANS ZERO EMISSIONS

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u/Halfpicture - Auth-Right 4h ago

*Auth-Center

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u/Bron_Swanson - Centrist 23m ago

Based and not-welcome-pilled.

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u/Slow_Force775 - Lib-Right 18h ago

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u/donotconfirm778 17h ago

Braindead

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