r/PoliticalHumor 1d ago

She was right all along.

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u/lancelongstiff 1d ago

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u/Mike_Kermin 1d ago

The "both sides" and negative rhetoric about Kamala and Biden directly relates to people not turning out.

You're not clever, if the end result is a fascist government, remember that.

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u/R3Volt4 20h ago

I'll remember..

u/blartuc 1h ago

If you can't earn the vote. You won't get it, and your not entitled to it. The DNC doesn't seem to understand, Blackmail doesn't win elections.

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u/PoundEven 1d ago

I hope she doesn't run again,
Nobody like her deserves the humiliation of a presidential election.

The US doesn't deserve her.
Let's vote Donald Duck for another 4 years.

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u/Mike_Kermin 1d ago

Too many people are harmed, for that to be ok.

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u/Ch3cksOut 1d ago

You are both correct.

She is not what the US wants (with its outsized MAGA electorate), or deserves. But she is what it needs.

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u/Due_Collar2 22h ago

🤡🤡😂

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u/FlippyFlippenstein 1d ago

The Donald Duck character is so much better than Trump. Donald Duck takes care of his three nieces, struggles with his economy, bad jobs and struggles through his bad luck.

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u/hrvbrs 1d ago

very true. Gloating is not a good look. Nobody liked it when Hillary did it in 2017 and no one likes it when Kamala does it now. It may be a little theraputic, but it accomplishes zilch. If Dems & Progressives want to reach swing voters, they need to get down to business.

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u/daschande 1d ago

Make them feel welcomed. Use their language, like "Fuck your feelings".

Nah. The "swing voters" can't decide if nazis are bad or not. Sure seems like they've already made up their minds, but they need to fake it performatively. Just like at church.

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u/Estrald 1d ago

“I know they’re Nazis, but gosh, I just heard the worst things about DEI, so I’m picking the Nazis!” Or my PERSONAL favorite “Well Biden supported Israel’s genocide, and Harris will be like him, so I’m not voting for either!” Hmm, awesome choice! You sure showed Israel! Oh wait…never mind, it’s somehow WORSE now!

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u/-jp- 1d ago

Well my stars, when you put it that way we certainly wouldn’t want bad optics! The scandal!

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u/Mike_Kermin 1d ago

I'll take a thousand people gloating before I accept you pushing back. Oh the left are bad, fuck off.

Your services are being gutted, your education system under attack, your economy is heading towards depression, The FDA is being hit, and I can go on and on with near no end and your allies are being pushed away.

What you need is to stop muddying the waters by trying to apply "buts" to left wing politicians,

OVER A MEME.

If Dems & Progressives want to reach swing voters, they need to

You, need to stop muddying the waters. And start telling people why they need to vote.

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u/NotACreepyOldMan 1d ago

Who gives a fuck? Fuck their feelings. We’re all in the shitter now.

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u/baker10923 Greg Abbott is a little piss baby 1d ago

You do realize the high road approach doesn't work anymore right? Fuck it, we need to be bold and brazen. Tired of playing second fiddle to D students who don't even know how tarrifs work.

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u/Mike_Kermin 1d ago

What you need is clear and repeated messaging and be clear about why people should vote Democrat.

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u/JJscribbles 1d ago

She’s not an oracle. Everyone told them so.

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u/Bumper6190 14h ago

Yes, but only she could deliver the cure.

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u/JJscribbles 13h ago

Huh?

u/Bumper6190 21m ago

Well, you had two options, Kamala or Trump. He was never going to deliver a sensible government, based upon democratic principles. So: she was the only one who would deliver it! She ain’t a saint or a saviour, she was just a much better choice than the alternative.

u/blartuc 1h ago

Yea, it's not like she campaigned with Liz Cheney and chased moderate Republican voters instead of moving left.

u/Bumper6190 25m ago

Campaigning for a win and not a sustainable change is NOT what adults do.

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u/JustBronzeThingsLoL 1d ago

That's why I fucking voted for her
Fuck
We could have had it so good. A normal, dysfunctional partisan gridlocked democracy where the lines are clear and the occasional bill sneaks through Congress.

Then in another four years, maybe someone a little more progressive, eager to actually get things done.

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u/adrian783 1d ago

I feel like the only people won are the accelerationists

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u/Mike_Kermin 1d ago edited 1d ago

Except they didn't. Because there's no such thing. The idea of a "reset" does not exist.

What actually happens is what you're seeing now. Things get worse. And they don't improve until you start improving them, which the Democrats, were already going to do. Now your start point to improving your country is WAY further back because you voted fascists back in and four more years away from happening.

Assuming, you still have free and fair elections.

You're not going to magically get a new political system that isn't first past the post. Just because people who helped their country get further away from the things they pretend to want are too special to use their fucking brains.

"accelerationists" are fucking morons.

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u/LittleBoard 1d ago

"accelerationists" are fucking morons.

So you have that reset, you would have to accelerate things to the absolute breaking point, think Germany's total defeat in WW2. Imagine what such a scenario with the US could mean for the world.

To get where exactly after that reset? This is a prepper mindset: they think you can buy camping gear and weapons and be fine and after the purge there is a new world.

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u/Mike_Kermin 1d ago

Exactly, it's a catastrophic idea.

To get where exactly after that reset?

Not THAT far, because sans Nazi's in power, all the same politics and brain washing still existed.

I think people just have this, really Romanticised idea of post WW2 Europe.

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u/Estrald 1d ago

This is where the super progressives hurt Harris. They’re entitled, spoiled little brats who want some miracle candidate that ticks all their boxes, and if the Dem candidate doesn’t, they throw a tantrum and refuse to vote. They never realize that digging out of a hole is a multi-step process. Biden-Harris was the START, Harris was, at best, a bridge, and we only needed to have her in place to continue repairs from Trump’s FIRST term. Now he’s back and wrecking shit in record time.

10 million. 10. Million of them sat out this election, and they’re suffering for it. I can’t say I have empathy, they brought it on themselves, but I feel awful for their innocent family members or kids who couldn’t vote or who voted blue, despite the pushback. I’m the perfect location, sex, orientation, and race that affords me protection from their harassment, but the economy tanking will hurt us all. I can weather the storm for decades with my current wealth, can they?

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u/neverendingchalupas 1d ago

Republicans threw the election, Democrats would have won if it was a legitimate election.

That said all Harris had to do to win despite the election tampering was say she didnt agree with Bidens blind support of Israel, pick someone other than Tim Walz, and address the economy. These are not difficult objectives.

Another issue is that the Supreme Court ruling of the Colorado ballot case basically invalidates Trumps presidency. If a state cant rule on the qualifications of a candidate for federal office, a state cant rule on the qualifications of a voter for a federal election.

Trumps entire administration needs to be removed from office, and we need to have another election thats in line with the US Supreme Courts decision.

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u/Estrald 1d ago

I mean, it all sounds nice when you say “they should face consequences for breaking rules!”, but we don’t live in that world any longer. They figured it out, just do whatever and you can get away with it, especially as the SC is stuffed with whack job conservatives. The highest decision making body in the land is bought and paid for, precedent and laws no longer matter.

The fact that Harris isn’t Trump is ALL it should have taken to win this election, I don’t care what else picky children wanted. You had one job, ONE JOB, and it was to stop that lunatic from coming back. 10 million plus of them decided to say “Screw that, it’s not exactly what I want, so the country can burn for all I care!” Well now they got what they wanted, so grats to them getting their wish. Oh, they lost their job? Can’t keep up with bills now? Lost their stock options or 401k? AND Palestine is getting pounded worse while Trump plans to clear them out too? Sucks to suck I guess! I don’t have the empathy in me to care about the mess they got themselves into!

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u/Arguments_4_Ever 1d ago

“She was right all along”

Twice this applies.

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u/ZBLongladder 1d ago

And both about the same dude.

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u/CycloneDusk 1d ago

All of us who agreed with her will be the most correct and principled piles of ashes in the mass graves of the GOP's concentration camps...

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u/VSWanter 1d ago

2024 Election Fraud Concerns | Election Truth Alliance | The Mark Thompson Show

All she had to do was ask for recounts in the battleground states. She would have looked like a hypocrite doing so after 4 years of her opponent claiming that elections were rigged, but only she could have asked, and since she didn't, the truth will never really be known.

I believe that Republicans have been flipping votes like this since Karl Rove lost his shit on fox back in 2008. Dems only "win" when they beat the cheat, and if Republicans cheat by too much then it becomes obvious.

That's why Trump pushed so hard that 2020 was rigged. He cheated and still lost, because they didn't cheat by enough.

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u/headphonesnotstirred 1d ago

and if Republicans cheat by too much then it becomes obvious.

you know those districts that were historically blue and were polling highly for Harris, but come Nov.5 magically had zero or near-zero votes for her? i fear we've crossed that bound and still nothing's been done at the top, so it's our turn to make it get done

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u/[deleted] 1d ago

When will the voting population learn? Women aren’t the end of civilization. Martha Mitchell, Hillary, and Kamala were all right!!!!

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u/BobsLakehouse 1d ago

When will democrats learn to campaign on popular programs like expanding Medicare and not the republican platform from 4 years ago?

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u/Songrot 1d ago

While I think AOC has the right heart and is fighting well, she would lose badly. While she attracts many democrats, independents and republicans, she alienates too many democrats and republicans to win nationally

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u/DowntownProfit0 1d ago

Ray Charles could've seen this coming. He's blind AND dead.

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u/CrotasScrota84 1d ago

She called out everything Trump would do in the debate

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u/CHKN_SANDO 1d ago

Reddit: "But I don't know her platform!"

Me: "Did you watch her speak or read her website?"

Reddit: "No!"

Me: "So do that!"

Reddit: "I can't read"

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u/HappyGoPink 1d ago

I don't hate to say it. She was right about everything, and only a fool couldn't see it. Too bad there were somewhere around 80 million fools who sat out the last election because reasons. Hope they have fun fixing the mess they could have prevented, but didn't.

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u/ClocksAreStriking13 23h ago

Genocide.

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u/HappyGoPink 22h ago

Hello bot. Goodbye bot.

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u/CycloneDusk 1d ago

She really would've been an alright president...

I'm almost more sad that our timeline was robbed of Vice President Tim Walz.

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u/Apprehensive-Pin518 1d ago

I don't I'll say it all day.

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u/Benelli_Bottura 1d ago

Kamala was right about everything!

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u/brickiex2 1d ago

Change to say "I love to say it, but I told you so!"

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u/Appropriate_Pop_5849 1d ago

Bernie lost on votes, though.

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u/HappyGoPink 1d ago

Ah, so everything the Republicans are doing is actually the Democrats fault. Okay.

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u/hulkmxl 1d ago

It literally reads like that.

u/K3rat wrote (in case he edits it or removes it):

"Ugh, would have been better if the dem establishment wouldn’t have robbed Bernie in 2016. None of this would have happened…"

A literal attempt at gaslighting:

Just because Democrats went for Hillary, we have Trump in 2025 decimating the economy and cutting every tie possible with the world.

Just because Democrats left Bernie out, we have MAGA and Project 2025. Just because.

It's all Democrats' fault it seems. /s

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u/VSWanter 1d ago

Yea this. The people wanted progressives and social democracy as a balance to the sociopaths in charge of all the capitalism. What we didn't want is republican lite, which is what moderate democrats are.

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u/NancyGracesTesticles I ☑oted 2018 and 2020 1d ago

Clinton beat Sanders by 12 points in the primary popular vote. https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Results_of_the_2016_Democratic_Party_presidential_primaries.

The way people describe it, Sanders won the popular vote and then was robbed by nefarious forces.

The thing that annoys me is that people think they are fighting capitalists in the Trump party and then get frustrated when their tactics don't work against mercantilists. It's going to be a hard habit to break as we transition from a mixed economy to mercantilism in the next 18 months.

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u/bahwi 1d ago

So you wanted hard right republican? That's a weird choice for a proclaimed progressive voter.....

We lose out on decades of progressive policies in one fell swoop because you didn't want mainstream Dems....

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u/VSWanter 1d ago

I wanted no republican at all. That's why I voted against Trump, at every opportunity. It's also why I voted against every centrist democrat in favor of a progressive whenever possible. The people that made Bernie impossible, are just as responsible for what's happening as everyone else. I excuse no one from blame; I assume some for myself, I place some on you, and I place some on Kamala, Biden, Hillary, Garland, and all the other feckless, milquetoast, centrists more interested in preserving the status quo than in making progress.

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u/in-joy 1d ago

I hate to say it but I wish the Democrats had another candidate. We might be in a different conversation now.

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u/Mike_Kermin 1d ago

No, you'd be saying the same thing.

The far right will poo poo whoever you have. And you need to choose to get excited FOR them, instead of for the rhetoric that slanders them.

If you can't do that, focus on the policies and get excited for that.

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u/BobsLakehouse 1d ago

She was a weak candidate and obviously the better candidate, but the Democrats especially her and Biden are partially to blame for Trump even having a shot.

She fucked up by not breaking more away from deeply unpopular Biden, she fucked up by moving her politics to the right, by campaigning on having Cheneys endorsement and more.

If she wasn't so uninspiring the Democrats might have won and prevented all of this, and as much as the Democratic establishment doesn't want to hear it, it is up to them to earn peoples vote, including those of the base.

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u/CHKN_SANDO 1d ago

Was she a weak candidate? She had a solid and specific platform and experience both in the Senate and in Law Enforcement.

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u/YouDontKnowJackCade 1d ago

Was she a weak candidate?

She was 17th place in 2020. Dem voters made it clear they didn't want her.

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u/CHKN_SANDO 19h ago

Wait until you hear about Biden's first two attempts at running for President.

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u/YouDontKnowJackCade 19h ago

Biden's first two attempts at running for President

Decades apart and not just 4 years before with many of the same voters and issues.

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u/BobsLakehouse 21h ago

Yes, she was a weak candidate. She also did not have a platform that was appealing to swing voters, non voters and even her base. She not distinguish herself from Bidens deeply unpopular legacy and she actively ignored her base on Palestine, and she muzzled Waltz who actually was a great VP pick if she had broken from Biden on more issue and persued a more ambitious and expanding welfare push.

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u/CHKN_SANDO 19h ago

She had an awesome platform for swing voters and everyone chose to ignore it.

Or do swing voters not like being able to buy houses and afford food?

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u/BobsLakehouse 19h ago

What was awesome about it?

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u/goalstopper28 1d ago

At least she can relate to Hillary now

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u/moonface1007 1d ago

It seems like many cargo ships are currently holding in ports, which could lead to another shortage of toilet paper. This situation is exacerbated by tariffs affecting imports, creating supply chain disruptions that impact inventory levels. If you start seeing shelves getting sparse again, don’t panic-buy, but it might be wise to stock up a little just in case!

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u/roninfyc 1d ago

All politicians can cause recession, only Republicans can cause depression.

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u/namotous 1d ago

Nah don’t hate it! Rub it in.

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u/SingleMaltMouthwash 22h ago

Democratic presidents have, on the whole, been excellent. No major crimes (watergate, iran/contra, Iraq war, Trump's catalog). No economic disasters at all (Great Depression, Savings and Loan collapse, Mortgage meltdown, Trump's impending disaster).

But that's not enough for conservative voters. Conservative voters want one thing:

"Conservatism consists of exactly one proposition, to wit: There must be in-groups whom the law protects but does not bind, alongside out-groups whom the law binds but does not protect." ~ Frank Wilhoit

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u/Commercial_Apple_803 21h ago

Even though the mango oligarch probably still would've won anyway I still wish I would've cast my vote for her instead of sitting this one out

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u/ImpressivePoop1984 21h ago

She might've been right, but she's all wrong.

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u/kirradoodle 20h ago

Of course she was right. Democratic policies are based on knowledge of law, economics, history, not to mention common sense and human decency.

Current Republican policies are based on the whims of a petulant toddler.

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u/AlanB-FaI 11h ago

She should have told Biden to let there be a presidential primary.

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u/Glamgirl5 8h ago

Yes you did Kamala. They should have listened and believed, but did neither ☹️

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u/co-llaborator 1d ago

Her only qualification of not being Trump is so pathetically low a bar. Sorry- she was the WRONG choice all along since before her primary bid in 2020.

Has the DNC employed the bots to try abd revive her political career??

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u/Parahelix 1d ago

Lol, yeah, it was either her or the sociopath wannabe dictator who had a plan to dismantle the government. 

It's like there's hardly any difference at all! 🙄

The vast majority of the American electorate are morons though, so we got Trump.

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u/CHKN_SANDO 1d ago edited 19h ago

And being a Senator, Attorney General of California, and Vice President.

BUT OTHER THAN THAT, yeah no qualifications.

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u/AaronQ94 1d ago

Don't forget she was the DA of San Francisco as well.

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u/CHKN_SANDO 19h ago

BUT OTHER THAN THAT

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u/co-llaborator 14h ago

2 people may both hold degrees from the same university, one may be talented, contributing and brilliant, the other getting by on charisma and faking it. Its simply not enough to point to positions as qualifications, we need results. Sorry, Kamala blows.

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u/CHKN_SANDO 14h ago

This post would imply Trump has the same qualifications as Kamala, and that would be a weird thing to believe.

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u/co-llaborator 9h ago

Huh? Point is having served as Senator, etc,.. does not qualify you for the Presidency- its how you use that office to serve your values and generate accomplishments. Kamala is not impressive in that regard and furthermore does not demonstrate a clear set of values beyond political ambition. She’s unqualified.

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u/co-llaborator 14h ago

lol - I have been following her nepotistic career path from the slick Willie days - she has been sub-par in ALL of these roles. As DA, she was reasonably qualified but made questionable calls and I think was a terrible DA. Her nepotism/political ambition have carried her without proper qualification to an office she has no business holding: what are her ethics/positions? They have waffled to gain position. She had some laudable success as CA AG but her overall record is not impressive. Political ambition alone is NOT what are country needs. Bernie Sanders by comparison is the type of politician we need in droves. OUT with Kamala. She embodies much of what is wrong with our political system.

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u/CHKN_SANDO 14h ago

Her nepotism/political ambition have carried her without proper qualification to an office she has no business holding

Thank god we avoided that! None of that going on now.

OUT with Kamala

She literally doesn't hold an office right now?

Bro. The election has been over for 6 months. You can chill now.

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u/co-llaborator 9h ago

“Bro”- the DNC is looking for ways to revive her political career, its never over. We thought Trump was gone and MAGA carried him back into office.

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u/baron_muchhumpin 1d ago

Fuck you. The alternative to Kamala was s nazi fascist cunt. People are just stupid

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u/Patient_Highway1994 1d ago

She is another empty suit of capital. None of them represent the labor force. We must deconstruct, educate ourselves and unite against big capital. We must take our power.

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u/SNStains 1d ago

Nonsense. Voters have an obligation to pick the best candidate and they failed to do it.

And now you offer some kind of undemocratic excuse? What a load of garbage.

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u/DentArthurDent4 1d ago

Please use Bernie or Obama for such memes, it will at least make sense.

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u/-jp- 1d ago

lol Obama was a neoliberal. If you consider him remotely “socialist” Harris must look like fuckin’ Karl Marx.

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u/les-be-into-girls 1d ago

Too bad she supported the slaughter of children. She would have been such a good candidate if she didn’t support a genocide.

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u/SNStains 1d ago

She didn't, you liar. But, you pretended she did and now we have a real genocidal President.

You knew what you were voting for, you just can't admit you made the wrong choice.

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u/brandoniusaurelius 13h ago

Ya staying in lock step with Biden on sending money and weapons to Israel totally contradicts your fony baloney claim that she didn’t

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u/les-be-into-girls 13h ago

Ok Delulu McGee, time to work on your reading comprehension.

She absolutely does support the genocide. That is completely independent of the current genocidal president.

I voted 3rd party in a state where I knew Harris would win by a landslide. I convinced a friend in a battleground state to vote for Harris instead of for a 3rd party. Guess what? Harris won my state in a landslide and lost in my friend’s state. My vote didn’t matter and neither did my friend’s. I knew she would win my state regardless of who I voted for and I was right so I regret nothing.

I would have preferred it if she was president over the current clown. It’s beyond me why you’re wasting your time berating people like me when OVER SEVENTY MILLION PEOPLE VOTED FOR A FASCIST. DO YOU SERIOUSLY THINK YOUR TIME IS BETTER SPENT BERATING SOMEONE WHO ACTUALLY PUTS CRITICAL THOUGHT INTO HOW POLITICS WORKS WHEN YOU DO NOT EVEN DO THAT YOURSELF????

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u/1chuteurun 1d ago

I don't haye to say it, at all. I love saying it. Fuckwads.

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u/Js_On_My_Yeet 1d ago

Hey Siri. Play I Told You So by Paramore.

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u/Sbatio It’s not a fucking joke! 23h ago

Omg is this going to be some shit we have to put up with. I voted for Harris but I don’t need this shit.

She was the better choice, clearly, over Trump. But she sucks, she kept people in jail and withheld evidence in her time as a DA. And you can’t be a “successful” DA without sending a ton of people to jail, mostly for-profit jails too.

We deserve a real option, but when the choice is “or death” Harris was an easy choice.

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u/HalfACenturyMark 1d ago

No, Barack Obama and Nancy Pelosi were right all along that she couldn’t win. They wanted a mini primary and that’s what should have happened.

However, IMO, replacing a black woman, who was the sitting VP to boot, could not be done without the risk of losing a large chunk of democratic voters. Who were they? The ones who cried misogyny and racism after she lost, instead of admitting that maybe she was just not ready for the moment.

Lots of people, maybe millions, rejected being force fed a candidate and then branded a racist or misogynist for not swallowing the BS.

Next time, run a better candidate and maybe throw a little shade at Joe Biden too for screwing the whole thing up in the first place by lying about running for only one term.

Get your 💩together Democrats.

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u/Demonweed 1d ago

They were both horribly wrong. What is it with people who think Trump being an imbecile magically makes a totally different person into a decent human being?!? Ethics doesn't work that way at all. It is pure mental malfunction to take one person's defects, flip them 180º, then apply those traits to a strikingly similar source of word salad very much engaged in the same pursuit of selling out our nation to corporate special interests. In her defense you might argue she could do a better job at orchestrating mass deportations while funding and arming ethnic cleansers abroad, but why do you want anyone engaged in these evils?!?

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u/cheffromspace 1d ago

False Dichotomy, Straw Man Argument, Hasty Generalization, Appeal to Emotion, Loaded Question, Ad Hominem, Black-and-White Thinking, Begging the Question

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u/Demonweed 1d ago

Are you explaining how people could possibly believe the confirmation of one person's enthusiasm for war crimes magically proves a different person is hostile to war crimes. That is a classic example of a false dichotomy after all. Heck, one really needs to wallow in cesspit of logical fallacies to be remotely comfortable with partisan talking points. This is absolutely true whether we are talking about the blue-flavored Kool-Aid or the red-flavored Kool-Aid.

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u/SNStains 23h ago

enthusiasm for war crimes

What a sad lie.

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u/Demonweed 23h ago

What sort of CIA sock puppet doesn't think war crimes have been a fixture of Oval Office duties since the Viet Nam Era?!? That said, only willful denial gets anyone to the point of honestly believing the Biden-Netanyahu collaborations do not qualify as the worst sort of war crimes. The are just as awful with Trump ponying up the taxpayer money and 'Murican munitions. Yet that is zero excuse for pretending a different source was less evil in performing precisely the same role.

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u/SNStains 23h ago

The burden of proof is on the accuser, that's you. Since you can't seem to prove a goddamn thing, I'm left to conclude you are full of shit.

And because you can't argue your way out of a paper bag, you call me a sock puppet? Weak. Go hide in shame today.

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u/Demonweed 23h ago

I shouldn't be ashamed that I stepped in another pile of blue-no-matter who. These sorts of stains are everywhere online nowadays. Next thing you're going to tell me Liz Cheney is an American hero and Iraq really needs to be bombed, but only when the right scumbags are in office to give those orders. Of course I can't prove anything to such a hardcore denialist like yourself. For anyone who is not eager to regurgitate bizarre claims that go far beyond even the most unhinged partisan talking points, establishing that Kamala Harris campaigned as an enthusiastic supporter of our Iron Triangle as well as its ongoing and aspirational misadventures is not even the slightest bit controversial.

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u/SNStains 23h ago

Boring lies.

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u/8i8 1d ago

She could’ve stepped up and demanded recounts but no… she had other plans I guess.

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u/CharlieJ821 I ☑oted 2020 1d ago

You’re blaming Kamala for this and not the millions who decided not to vote..?

Smart

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u/VSWanter 1d ago

Asking for recounts would likely have exposed all the people that did decide to vote but weren't properly counted. You're blaming people that don't exist. Smart.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ru8SHK7idxs

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u/CharlieJ821 I ☑oted 2020 1d ago

What do you mean? It’s proven voter turnout was down drastically… and Some random dude on YouTube is your source? Lol Jesus…

We wouldn’t have needed a recount if people actually voted! It’s not that hard.

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u/CHKN_SANDO 1d ago

Hillary did that. Didn't work. Maybe people should have just voted.

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u/paulj500 1d ago

You certainly did. they'll all listen next time :-)

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u/spinteractive 1d ago

Still the loser

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u/flargenhargen 1d ago

well she wasn't right about supporting genocide, and she wasn't right about abandoning their initial strategy of hitting the republicans as weird and stupid.

so, no. the person who lost to temu hitler definitely wasnt right all along, and if we continue to blame voters or refuse to learn from WHY she lost, shit is never going to get better.

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u/SNStains 1d ago

well she wasn't right about supporting genocide

She didn't support genocide, but Trump sure as shit does.

Congratulations, you played yourself with "bothsides" lies. One candidate is always better than the other.

Can you even admit we ended up with the worst choice for Palestinians? I'll bet you cant.

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u/flargenhargen 19h ago edited 19h ago

that's really dumb. really dumb.

saying "well this genocide is more bad than that one, you should've supported the other genocide supporting candidate" is an absolutely stupid take.

Not understanding that voting for ANYONE who supports genocide isn't something a lot of people would do is pretty fucking basic.

your logic is like saying they should choose to hire a rapist as director of a women's shelter because the other guy raped twice as many women. It's not ok, and it's not a real choice.

fucking DUH.

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u/brandoniusaurelius 1d ago

Ya cuz what America needs is more of the same two party bullshit.

For god sakes what will it take for people to vote third parties again if not for Genocide or global environmental collapse? Before the 1870’s it was the norm for the dominant parties to be shuffled out by a third party win. Indeed it was the weirdos and dummies who choose to stick it out with the stairs quo parties that ended up being on the wrong side of history. By the way that last part is still the case…

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u/SNStains 1d ago

What a bunch of nonsense. She had a real economic plan based on Biden's success and supported by real economists.

Trump ignored the advice of both conservative and liberal economists. He went with his gut and failed, as he has done so many times in the past.

Why are you flinging "bothsides" monkey shit? This is clearly a case of right and wrong.

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u/brandoniusaurelius 13h ago

The whole Kamala told you so is so stupid because no b{%}h we told you so! She couldn’t even step away from aiding genocide or calling Israel out at a time when her base is massively against it. She campaigned with a war criminal family amd was trying to win conservative votes instead of mobilizing her base and btw her own internal polling never showed her ahead and btw when Biden stuck in the race his internal polling showed a 400 point loss to Don! These people have hood winked you blue no matter who folks and you only ever double down into your own f~%>|! Graves

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u/lutello 1d ago

We told you not to support genocide, muzzle Walz and campeign with Cheney.

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u/Mister_Wednesday_ I ☑oted 2024 1d ago

You were "so concerned" with Gaza that instead of voting for the woman who, you thought, did not stand up enough to Israel, you voted for the convicted felon who told you he wanted to raze Gaza and the West Bank? You are either an absolute fucking moron or you are talking out your ass and commenting in bad faith. Which is it?

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u/Kakamile 1d ago

What's it like ignoring all her better policies, wins, and supporters because you're mad there was a Cheney on a stage?

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u/Kingdarkshadow 1d ago

Are you tired of winning yet? With Trump supporting genocide of Gaza?

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u/-jp- 1d ago

Bernie and AOC both endorsed Harris.

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u/DudeManTzu 1d ago

And? They are the most progressive representatives in decades, yet just because they don't want to unstrategically crash and burn, like Cori Bush of Jamal Bowman, they are considered not "pure" enough or too moderate?

Give me a fuckin break.

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u/-jp- 1d ago

And self-described leftists trot them out as the exemplars of what they expect from Democrats. It’s weird cult of personality behavior from the people who scream “Blue MAGA.”

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u/DudeManTzu 1d ago

The blue maga is such cope and self projection. They are the ones who literally are not convinced by facts or reasoning. Its just pure dogmatic ideology, and their stubborn ignorance is what actually hurts them. I should clarify that I'm talking about far leftists like ones who don't even believe in the electoral process.

I just want strong unions and a strong working class so everyone can benefit from their labor, and not be taken advantage of by employers. I want regulated markets with government agencies to weed out unethical business practices and large corporations paying more taxes. But yet I'm not progressive enough because I don't want police departments defunded and gun rights infringed.

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u/Mike_Kermin 1d ago

I just want

I know, I know.

But you're not going to get what you want, if you keep attacking other left wingers.

You got down voted because you said "leftists" to attack people instead of realising, maybe you not having a fascist government might just be a little bit more important than someone being mean because you didn't agree on gun rights.

Also, everything you said was bullshit anyway you gaslighting hypocrite.

But that's by the by, enjoy your fascist government.

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u/ModsBePowerTrippin12 1d ago

Don’t let perfect get in the way of progress. This is a hard lesson in that

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u/CHKN_SANDO 1d ago

campeign

Hmmm

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u/[deleted] 1d ago

I really don’t care. I blame each MAGA voter, non voter, and third party voter for the hellscape we are living in. It is going to continue to get worse. Retirements cancelled due to stock market and uncertainty of social security due to Musk and his merry bandit of teenaged, asses. So let them all think I’m condescending bc I am and I am pissed.

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u/HappyGoPink 1d ago

You really can't reason with people, even so-called 'progressives'. They'll blame Kamala before they'll blame themselves for not voting, or voting for Jill Stein, or whatever. They have that in common with MAGA, no sense of personal accountability. They would turn away a fire brigade for not being progressive enough and let the house burn with everyone inside, because they think that's what principles are. Education has failed them, obviously.

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u/Dreamsnaps19 1d ago

lol. Nah. Anyone who is so stupid that they’ll vote against their best interests because someone hurt their itty bitty feelings is too stupid not to vote MAGA regardless.

At this point we need to forget those people and move on to the idiot non voters.

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u/Plants-Matter 1d ago

If you don't want to feel stupid, perhaps you should try not being stupid.

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u/Fresh_Profit3000 1d ago

Because being open minded and being open to reps side is literally what she did, and it still didn’t work. Even humoring the misinformation also didn’t work. Can’t reason with unwarranted hate and angst.

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u/water_g33k 1d ago

Being condescending to voters and campaigning with Liz Cheney are not the same thing.

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u/HappyGoPink 1d ago

She told you what would happen if he won. And it's all happening. So what part of that didn't "earn your vote"? Her tone?

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u/water_g33k 1d ago

Stop making assumptions. You know nothing about me.

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u/HappyGoPink 1d ago

And you've said nothing to address the actual question, so, that kind of answers the question, now doesn't it?

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u/water_g33k 1d ago

Jesus… I’m not answering a pointless question that has nothing to do with my first comment.

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u/HappyGoPink 1d ago

And yet, you did.

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u/batmanscodpiece 1d ago

Pointing out that there were only two viable options in the election, and one option, while not perfect and not my first choice, was WAAAAY better than the other option, is condescending I guess.