r/PoliticalHumor 1d ago

EU be like

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u/erik_7581 Greg Abbott is a little piss baby 22h ago

Mate, we weren't joking.

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u/MarshallThings 19h ago

Whether Americans are dumb or not was likely a joke pre trump, but the "America is a third world country" has always been said sincerely by anyone that understands that any first world country needs universal healthcare and no GPU number will make up for it.

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u/PaneczkoTron 18h ago

I know you mean gdp, but I find it extremely funny to measure whether a country is developped or not based on how many rtx 5090s they have

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u/chillysaturday 18h ago

I think they both work and that really makes me angry as an American. 

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u/under_psychoanalyzer 17h ago

I mean for the past couple of years haven't we be correlating GDP with GPU? Actually kind of opens up a rabbit hole of an analogy about AI relevance to economics...

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u/truejackman 13h ago

My household is a developing nation with a 3080ti.

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u/ElevenCarPileUp 5h ago

Shit, I'm still underdeveloped here with a 2070s

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u/Carl-99999 Greg Abbott is a little piss baby 17h ago

That would make it a second world country though.

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u/TheLyingProphet 1d ago

nah man this meme is 8 years late... everyone knew in 2016

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u/Ok_Television9820 1d ago

Everyone knew in 1980.

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u/VokThee 1d ago

Who was joking?  Not all Americans though. Just even more than we thought.

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u/Disastrous_404 19h ago

"Not all americans" in 2025 is the same as "not all germans" in 1933

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u/Carl-99999 Greg Abbott is a little piss baby 17h ago

Mass protests in every state today. Look at the 50501 subreddit

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u/StephaneiAarhus 16h ago

And we love to see that ! Democracy at its finest.

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u/NatrousOxide23 18h ago

I hate that I can't argue against this. The complacency is just as bad as enabling.

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u/spartaxwarrior 19h ago

I thought this was pretty well known nowadays? Like after people started being able to light their tap water on fire, at least.

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u/thebluediablo 3h ago

Didn't it take like 5 years to get that mess with the water supply in Flint, Michigan to get sorted? That's embarrassing, even by third-world standards.

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u/StrayAlexandria 15h ago

Are you taking refuges? Sincerely a trans woman who never wanted anything to do with this backwards country

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u/DerrellEsteva 5h ago

It's interesting. Depending on how much escalation happens in that department, but generally I believe there actually could be grounds for Asyl since you are being persecuted by your government.

It's wild that one could argue that the USA actually is not a safe country anymore.

u/StrayAlexandria 32m ago

Thanks for the insight. I do live in a safe state so unless something major happens at the federal level I imagine I would be a low priority candidate, especially since I have a lot going on (divorce, bankruptcy, mental health issues; I do have an MS at least). It is wild that it's becoming even less safe for me to live here, though...

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u/AgileKitchen2 20h ago

They don't really go to church, they just use their blinkered understanding of religion as a cudgel.

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u/Carl-99999 Greg Abbott is a little piss baby 17h ago

MAGAStan is a third world country.
The West Coast (Greater Idaho parts of Oregon don’t count) and the Northeast are first world.

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u/jackass4224 19h ago

Literally the smartest people in America are the European expats. (Well Asian expats too)

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u/dlamc 19h ago

I know Asian expats who voted for Trump.

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u/Carl-99999 Greg Abbott is a little piss baby 17h ago

Same reason cubans do: anyone who says “I HATE COMMUNISM!” gets their vote

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u/PrincipleBest5804 17h ago

Nah, I think they just dumb

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u/kawakuma 13h ago

Eurocucks is pathetic. I do not see you combating rising facism, maintaining free world order. All you do is sit in the corner laugh at Americans only to ride on the back of American Hegemony

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u/DerrellEsteva 5h ago

Laughing at your MAGA asses IS our way to combat rising fascism and maintaining free world order. There is no American Hegemony to ride on, just the sad facade of a failing empire.