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u/evissimus 1d ago
I like to imagine there is a special wing of memory care for the most arrogant politicians and CEOs, where they deliberately make them play games like this eternally so they can ego-check each other even in their dementia for the rest of their days.
A shrivelling, urine soaked dick-measuring contest with added sun downing.
I would pay for that reality show.
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u/andrefishmusic 1d ago
Looks at those two criminals side by side
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u/-grc1- 1d ago
I have enough American criminals to track. Who's the other criminal?
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u/UKRAINEBABY2 12h ago
I only recognize Drumpf and Medvedev, who is the other?
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u/Sign-Spiritual 1d ago
He’s considering all the ways to be offended that he didn’t get to cross his arms like everyone else. Fucking biden strikes again!
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u/Mr-Hoek 23h ago
One he figures out how to do this handshake, (or a staffer positions his hands), he will realize he is too fat to reach cross body to shake hands in this manner.
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u/accio_gold 22h ago
Hold up. Yeah fuck Trump, but what was the right way to execute this handshake? It seems like the crossed arm thing wouldn't have worked any way right, am I dumb?
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u/Leaf_Atomico 20h ago
Lol yeah. He’s actually doing what he’s supposed to do - they alternate every other person, one crossed, one normal, so that the hands line up correctly. See far left guy doing same thing as Trump. Trump is still a moron though, either way.
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u/AIien_cIown_ninja 21h ago edited 21h ago
Lol I was thinking the same. I think you have to shake left hand to right hand to make it work. Same as holding hands with someone, except with arms crossed. So not a handshake.
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u/beteigeuze_x 23h ago edited 22h ago
I hate that orange piece of shit as much as the next guy, but isn't it necessary to do it alternately to do a handshake? I think i'd be confused too. Also, who's idea was this shit anyway, like what does it symbolize?
Edit: forgot a word here and there lol
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u/LowestKey 13h ago
Yeah, the guy on the far left shows it's supposed to alternate for each person, the guy to the far right that's barely on screen shows it wouldn't work if everyone was crossing their hands over.
Plenty to make fun of the orange idiot for, like crashing our economy because chatGPT doesn't understand trade deficits, without resorting to right wing tactics
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u/gatorbeetle 1d ago
That total look of stupification on his face is incredible. Such a dim lump of meat this guy is. Smgdh
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u/FunDog2016 1d ago
They are all doing it wrong ffs, no common sense, like Trump!
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u/NoStripeZebra3 1d ago
Maybe I'm stupid, but if they wanted to face the same direction and to proper same side handshakes (right hand to right hand, vice versa), isn't that the only possible configuration where every other person crosses their arms? So the orange pos is correct here and would not need to?
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u/FunDog2016 1d ago
Ya ... no! He just needs to do exactly what every other person is doing! Vote Trump by any chance?
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u/NoStripeZebra3 1d ago
Fck no. I have more than half of a working brain cell. But apparently not enough to understand this handshake thing.
If everyone crossed their arms, wouldn't everyone be doing a left hand to right hand handshake?
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u/evissimus 1d ago
Yeah I think that’s the point. They were meant to be doing some silly crossed arm handshake thing as a photo op. Trump got totally lost.
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u/NoStripeZebra3 1d ago edited 21h ago
Got it. So you're saying doing the proper same side handshake (right hand to right hand, vice versa) is not important.
If this is the case, they'll have to stand much closer to each other than what the picture is showing.
Also, if left hand to right hand is okay, why cross arms to begin with? It seems stupid.
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u/SchwiftySquanchC137 22h ago
But the guy all the way to the left is also not crossing his arms. I honestly think everyone else here is totally lost, not Trump in this instance. You need to alternate crossed and not crossed, which is what the picture literally shows. He just didn't grab the other hand yet.
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u/ZiltoidTheHorror 22h ago
Yeah, I can't stand the guy either, but to have everyone shake hands at the same time in a line like this, every other person would need to cross arms, and since the two next to him are, he wouldn't need to. He does still look confused by what's going on.
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u/samebatchannel 1d ago
In his mind, “you only shake with your right hand”. Pretty much, this is why the whole world will burn.
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u/IntoTheForestIMustGo 23h ago
Melania was supposed to be standing on his left but we all know how she feels about holding his hand.
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u/TrafficOn405 12h ago
Look, 77 million people voted for this greaseball, even after he gave then a look at what a shithead he was the first time around. There is no such thing as an enduring wisdom of the people’ - it comes and goes. Right now it’s gone.
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u/Financial-Talk9397 1d ago
He couldn't beat a chicken at tic-tac-toe