r/PoliticalHumor 1d ago

The Grandmaster of 4D chess

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2.9k Upvotes

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u/Financial-Talk9397 1d ago

He couldn't beat a chicken at tic-tac-toe

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u/Peroovian 1d ago

I’ve definitely seen chickens that are smarter than Trump.

They also eat pests and provide a valuable high cost item: eggs. A single chicken would make a better president than Trump.

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u/Brndrll 1d ago

"You lost that first game to hustle me!"

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u/Coca-karl 23h ago

And yet he beat America.

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u/buffoonery4U 22h ago

Yep and all it required was for half of those who voted to be deceitful, delusional or just plain dumb.

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u/Bwilderedwanderer I ☑oted 2024 19h ago edited 19h ago

That just means the majority of "people who voted" were dumber than a chicken. I'd believe it

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u/Cheetahkeeper 19h ago

Actually a majority of voters didn’t vote for Trump. He only received 49.5% of the vote. If it wasn’t for the 1.5% of idiots who voted 3rd party instead of voting for the only legitimate candidate running for president we would now be saying “President Harris” and the world would be a much better place!

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u/Bwilderedwanderer I ☑oted 2024 19h ago

Yes, yes, yes. I corrected my post. I won't even get into the people who knew better and didn't vote. That's for a different thread

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u/Cheetahkeeper 19h ago

Yeah, I didn’t bother mentioning them either, utterly useless. And if you corrected your post before my comment I apologize I didn’t see it.

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u/AIien_cIown_ninja 21h ago

Those Vegas trained chickens never lose. It's a pretty simple game theory solved game, and you can train a chicken to play optimally. Which means nobody can beat a chicken at tic tac toe, best you can do is draw.

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u/evissimus 1d ago

I like to imagine there is a special wing of memory care for the most arrogant politicians and CEOs, where they deliberately make them play games like this eternally so they can ego-check each other even in their dementia for the rest of their days.

A shrivelling, urine soaked dick-measuring contest with added sun downing.

I would pay for that reality show.

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u/Sothotheroth 23h ago

The Fletcher Memorial Home?

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u/evissimus 21h ago

All the overgrown infants…

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u/cromag5150 22h ago

For Incurable Tyrants and Kings.

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u/Touchpod516 22h ago

Trump would have Elon rigging every game he's in

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u/andrefishmusic 1d ago

Looks at those two criminals side by side

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u/AyeLikeTurtles 23h ago

Three. Medvedev on the left.

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u/-grc1- 1d ago

I have enough American criminals to track. Who's the other criminal?

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u/andrefishmusic 23h ago

Duterte, who was a brutal president who's now on trial for his crimes

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u/UKRAINEBABY2 12h ago

I only recognize Drumpf and Medvedev, who is the other?

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u/Sign-Spiritual 1d ago

He’s considering all the ways to be offended that he didn’t get to cross his arms like everyone else. Fucking biden strikes again!

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u/Mr-Hoek 23h ago

One he figures out how to do this handshake, (or a staffer positions his hands), he will realize he is too fat to reach cross body to shake hands in this manner.

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u/accio_gold 22h ago

Hold up. Yeah fuck Trump, but what was the right way to execute this handshake? It seems like the crossed arm thing wouldn't have worked any way right, am I dumb?

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u/Leaf_Atomico 20h ago

Lol yeah. He’s actually doing what he’s supposed to do - they alternate every other person, one crossed, one normal, so that the hands line up correctly. See far left guy doing same thing as Trump. Trump is still a moron though, either way.

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u/AIien_cIown_ninja 21h ago edited 21h ago

Lol I was thinking the same. I think you have to shake left hand to right hand to make it work. Same as holding hands with someone, except with arms crossed. So not a handshake.

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u/beteigeuze_x 23h ago edited 22h ago

I hate that orange piece of shit as much as the next guy, but isn't it necessary to do it alternately to do a handshake? I think i'd be confused too. Also, who's idea was this shit anyway, like what does it symbolize?

Edit: forgot a word here and there lol

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u/LowestKey 13h ago

Yeah, the guy on the far left shows it's supposed to alternate for each person, the guy to the far right that's barely on screen shows it wouldn't work if everyone was crossing their hands over.

Plenty to make fun of the orange idiot for, like crashing our economy because chatGPT doesn't understand trade deficits, without resorting to right wing tactics

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u/Feuertotem 23h ago

Medwedew was very drunk as alwasys, what is the excuse of the genius?

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u/AyeLikeTurtles 23h ago

Thought I was the only one who noticed.

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u/gatorbeetle 1d ago

That total look of stupification on his face is incredible. Such a dim lump of meat this guy is. Smgdh

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u/GrumpySoth09 23h ago

79 IQ apparently

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u/RonDFong 1d ago

this is the same guy that stared at the sun

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u/TheNoblePlatypus17 1d ago

Shorter men on both sides, and both have bigger hands than tRump… lol.

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u/hjdog 23h ago

He had no choice as he couldn’t reach…small hands and all

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u/Jspaul44 22h ago

He can't even spell 4D

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u/RepulsiveRooster1153 20h ago

the man, the myth, the chicken wing

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u/Nulovka 19h ago

https://www.arabnews.com/sites/default/files/styles/n_670_395/public/2017/11/13/1032321-1624659606.jpg?itok=i0rmboEZ

The photo is when they are still setting it up. See the above photo for the finished handshake.

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u/macker64 18h ago

Not the sharpest tool in the box.

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u/FunDog2016 1d ago

They are all doing it wrong ffs, no common sense, like Trump!

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u/NoStripeZebra3 1d ago

Maybe I'm stupid, but if they wanted to face the same direction and to proper same side handshakes (right hand to right hand, vice versa), isn't that the only possible configuration where every other person crosses their arms? So the orange pos is correct here and would not need to?

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u/FunDog2016 1d ago

Ya ... no! He just needs to do exactly what every other person is doing! Vote Trump by any chance?

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u/NoStripeZebra3 1d ago

Fck no. I have more than half of a working brain cell. But apparently not enough to understand this handshake thing.

If everyone crossed their arms, wouldn't everyone be doing a left hand to right hand handshake?

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u/evissimus 1d ago

Yeah I think that’s the point. They were meant to be doing some silly crossed arm handshake thing as a photo op. Trump got totally lost.

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u/NoStripeZebra3 1d ago edited 21h ago

Got it. So you're saying doing the proper same side handshake (right hand to right hand, vice versa) is not important.

If this is the case, they'll have to stand much closer to each other than what the picture is showing.

Also, if left hand to right hand is okay, why cross arms to begin with? It seems stupid.

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u/SchwiftySquanchC137 22h ago

But the guy all the way to the left is also not crossing his arms. I honestly think everyone else here is totally lost, not Trump in this instance. You need to alternate crossed and not crossed, which is what the picture literally shows. He just didn't grab the other hand yet.

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u/ZiltoidTheHorror 22h ago

Yeah, I can't stand the guy either, but to have everyone shake hands at the same time in a line like this, every other person would need to cross arms, and since the two next to him are, he wouldn't need to. He does still look confused by what's going on.

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u/FlaAirborne 1d ago

Come on people! He’s playing chess while everyone else is playing checkers.

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u/samebatchannel 1d ago

In his mind, “you only shake with your right hand”. Pretty much, this is why the whole world will burn.

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u/IntoTheForestIMustGo 23h ago

Melania was supposed to be standing on his left but we all know how she feels about holding his hand.

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u/AyeLikeTurtles 23h ago

Can't help but notice Medvedev in that photo.

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u/1vehaditwiththisshit 22h ago

A true ignoramus.

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u/jimquish 22h ago

Stupid is as stupid does

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u/Ov3rdose_EvE 21h ago

he is demented.

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u/itsekalavya 21h ago

From one dictator to another.

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u/True-Mirror-5758 16h ago

He's waiting for RFK's doctor help him grow another arm.

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u/revdon 16h ago

Some think he’s playing 4D Chess but he’s losing at peekaboo!

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u/revdon 16h ago

Object permanence is a harsh mistress.

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u/StatisticCyberosis 16h ago

What a total boner

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u/TrafficOn405 12h ago

Look, 77 million people voted for this greaseball, even after he gave then a look at what a shithead he was the first time around. There is no such thing as an enduring wisdom of the people’ - it comes and goes. Right now it’s gone.

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u/Negative_Amphibian_9 7h ago

I’m a dumb!