r/PrayersToTrump 25d ago

“Please stop the gas prices from climbing… we know they’re just doing it to make you look bad”

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373 Upvotes

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u/Jensen0451 25d ago

"Love you"

And they say we have Trump Derangement Syndrome.

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u/brilliant-trash22 25d ago

Not a cult tho 🙄

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u/Outside-Pen5158 24d ago

Is it bad that I burst out laughing when I read that love you? That's not funny at all, there's nothing funny about the situation, I'm just losing my mind 😃

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u/BlackGoldGlitter 24d ago

It's fucking funny as fuck. Just admit it. It's like watching that one Jerry Springer episode with the guy with no legs, jumping on top of cars, chasing the other guy in the underground parking garage, and you know you'll never be in that situation. Come on. It's mind boggling hilarious.

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u/StormyOnyx 24d ago

It's the "Love you amen" for me. They're actually praying to this guy.

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u/WisePotatoChip 24d ago

Five key signs of a cult.

  1. A belief that the leader is right at all times.

  2. A belief that the leader is the exclusive means of knowing “truth” or giving group validation to others.

  3. Creation of fears about the outside world that often involve evil conspiracies and member persecutions

  4. Encouragement to separate from family members who do not feel the same, because they obviously don’t understand the leader.

  5. Lack of meaningful financial disclosure regarding collections or budget. Repeatedly asking for contributions or personal sacrifices “for the cause”.

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u/giggity_giggity 25d ago

The circle of people who legitimately care about gas prices because it affects them substantially and the circle of people who stand to gain by replacing the income tax with use or sales taxes - these circles do not overlap.

Also the user name is hilarious “30nthriving”. Should someone who is thriving me online begging about gas prices?

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u/Eldriscp 25d ago

"An hour area"? There's no way that isn't a bot. Right?

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u/brilliant-trash22 25d ago

I wish but unfortunately this is a common occurrence for adolf trumpler’s followers

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u/Jack_Black_Rocks 25d ago

I think a lot of these people use speak-to-text and hit send, I do it when I'm pissed and don't want to take long to get my point across

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u/Super-Good-9700 25d ago

That makes the amen at the end even funnier.

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u/Eldriscp 24d ago

Oh interesting. I hate text to speech lol

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u/Legal_Elderberry_756 24d ago

“Love you amen.” This made me throw up in my mouth a little. Dumb-fuckery has become a national sport in America!

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u/aft_punk 25d ago edited 25d ago

I don’t think I’ve ever seen a comment from a hardcore MAGAt that didn’t have at least one horrendous spelling error.

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u/Eldriscp 24d ago

This might be the worst one yet. Like I get what they mean but holy fuck

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u/Nihlisa666 25d ago

There really are people this illiterate, and sadly, even more illiterate than this. It’s wild.

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u/BlackGoldGlitter 24d ago

No. He's turdyNthriving. Except he can't afford gas. Nor understand why pricing fluctuates.

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u/Open_Mortgage_4645 25d ago

What the fuck is this shit?? Who talks like this?? And how can someone be so detached from reality, and clueless about how things work. It must suck to be this dumb.

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u/PositiveMoravianBee 25d ago

Oh boy. Where to start?

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u/aft_punk 25d ago

“an hour area”

Probably easiest to start there.

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u/Desperate-Strategy10 24d ago

Or "love you amen"

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u/_pul 24d ago

I bet they were using voice transcription

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u/DeltaCortis 24d ago

Literally praying to him and ending it with amen. Straight up a Cult.

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u/BordAccord 24d ago

We know they are just doing it to make you look bad

Who the hell is “they”?

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u/BlackGoldGlitter 24d ago

You know who.👀

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u/Natural_Sky_4720 21d ago

Obama or Biden or the Liberals 🤦🏽‍♀️fucking morons man i literally just wanna scream in their faces and be like what the fuck is wrong with you!!!!

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u/cassielovesderby 21d ago

George Soros, of course. /s

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u/fcknwayshegoes 25d ago

Praise be to dear Orange leader. Please don't make gas go above 250. Nema.

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u/YouHadMeAtAloe 24d ago

Welcome to Costco, love you amen

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u/SHELLIfIKnow48910 21d ago

“Welcome to Costco - I love you.”

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u/notnotaginger 24d ago

“30nthriving”

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u/Redshirt2386 24d ago

“Love you amen”

😳🫠💩

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u/quillmartin88 24d ago

I speak four languages (English, Spanish, French, and German) and struggle to decipher the brain droppings of MAGAts. Jesus Christ. "30nthriving"? He sure doesn't sound like he's "thriving."

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u/WolfOffSesameStreet 23d ago

"amen"

Holy fuck this is a religious cult.

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u/eggs-solas-daise 24d ago

2.50? Is that the luxury of the backwoods?? I haven’t seen anything below 2.90 in what feels like years.

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u/NamesArentEverything 23d ago

Actually it says 250, so...

Promises kept?

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u/WackyWavey 24d ago

It varies a lot by state.

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u/eggs-solas-daise 24d ago

Fair enough. I’m used to prowling MO reddits, so it colored my response.

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u/Metallic_Mayhem 24d ago

So many of his following are so clueless, they don't know why income tax got started and how beneficial it's been for the country.

They're praying for the Gilded age 2.0 without knowing anything about how low income tax and high tariffs affected the average American

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u/momtheregoesthatman 23d ago

“30andThriving”

Yea, not sure you’re thriving.

And if you’re 30 (or close, in either direction) and asking a sitting president to change, well, anything via a social media comment…

I’m baffled daily by how uneducated, uninformed and naive people are. Not to mention street smarts. Just basic shit.

I guess the old saying “common sense isn’t so common” is painfully true.

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u/WackyWavey 24d ago

They really, genuinely believe the president directly controls gas prices. Damn.

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u/LostTrisolarin 23d ago

Amen? Wow they are praying to Trump.

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u/point051 22d ago

Thriving.