r/ProgrammerHumor • u/ultrapcb • 1d ago

Meme newThinkPadVibeCode1Released

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u/manuchehrme 1d ago

This should not be THINKpad because they don't think instead it should be VibePad

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u/[deleted] 1d ago

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u/cheekybandit0 1d ago

vibeSet

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u/account_is_deleted 1d ago

it's not ThinkPad, it's ThrvnePad

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u/Wackome 1d ago

Ah yes, the all new Lenovo Sybian

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u/dark_enough_to_dance 1d ago

Don'tThinkPad

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u/Loading_M_ 1d ago

No - this is a think pad, b/c it does all the thinking for you.

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u/BrokenG502 1d ago

That's not a thinkpad, that's a ThrvntePad. But hey, at least it's got the trackpoint.

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u/Dotcaprachiappa 1d ago

You mean the keyboard nipple?

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u/BrokenG502 1d ago

Yeah the rub nub

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u/manuchehrme 1d ago

I think chatgpt has copyright issues

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u/wurnthebitch 1d ago

But only on one end of the system

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u/jrad18 1d ago

It's a shame they removed the clitoris mouse for the new model

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u/HandicapperGeneral 1d ago

I miss my clit mouse :(

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u/roffinator 1d ago

I got a fresh one 5 weeks ago, it has one

But sad some lost it

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u/jrad18 9h ago

Yeah the joke was I couldn't find it

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u/yaktoma2007 1d ago

I love this word

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u/GranataReddit12 1d ago edited 1d ago

why tab and not enter key 🙏

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u/Tocseoj 1d ago

For auto completing ai suggestions

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u/Monkeyke 1d ago

I don't see ctrl c+ ctrl v button either

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u/vc6vWHzrHvb2PY2LyP6b 1d ago

Hey, we're vibe coders, not nerds.

What's the ca-tarl button?

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u/[deleted] 1d ago

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u/IcyFalcon3560 1d ago

All this computer hacking is making me thirsty.

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u/AnxiouslyCalming 1d ago

We don't need tab. One shot all the things

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u/Monkeyke 1d ago

I don't see ctrl c+ ctrl v button either

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u/Paul__C 1d ago

That's tob not tab

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u/Gator1523 20h ago

You mean tob

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u/catnapspirit 1d ago

Good thing they kept the "tob" key, whatever that does..

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u/BA_lampman 1d ago

And there doesn't seem to be any 'any' key?

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u/devilquak 1d ago

This is hard. Where's my tab?

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u/SweetBeanBread 1d ago

Don'ThinkPad

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u/Messarate 1d ago

Ai slob

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u/qscwdv351 1d ago

No, you need two more buttons: 1. “Make this code work” 2. “Try again”

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u/Iamthe0c3an2 1d ago

Where’d the ctrl + V + C ?

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u/EatHerDNA 1d ago

With vibecoding you only need Ctrl + V since the interfaces already have a “Copy” button for the code.

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u/skoove- 1d ago

why would you use ai foe this?? its a 5 second job in gimp

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u/Peterianer 1d ago

Not pictured is the 45u tall 19" rack of GPU servers that it plugs into as well as the shipping container sized cooling system to get rid of it's 44kW* of heat output
*generator or grid transformer sold separately

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u/McMelonTV 1d ago

Uncommon example of AI slop that's actually funny

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u/No_Might6041 1d ago

Thank you for AI generating this, it took so much effort and will get you sooo many updoots

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u/Bluejay_Melodic 1d ago

vibe coding on excel

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u/MayorAg 1d ago

I write my own functions. I consult documentation when needed. I can mostly explain how my function works.

Give me one good reason I, an Excel coder, should be compared to a vibe coder.

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u/Bluejay_Melodic 1d ago

because it's so over and human ngmi

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u/vainstar23 1d ago

Oh is that what you guys mean by vibe coding?

It's all that auto intellicense stuff

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u/ShirtStrange1117 1d ago

Keyboard sold separately. Typing is now a subscription feature in the Lenovo cloud

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u/AMViquel 1d ago

Pay only for the glyphs YOU need, not the whole Unicode like a sucker! Take advantage of our handy vowels pack and get aeiou PLUS y free! Do you fancy yourself a programmer? get the programming syntax pack with ALL the brackets and the most handy punctuation marks. maybe you like commenting in different languages? Buy the comment-pack! German? You will need the umlaut pack, also comes with free upper case ß, but it looks weird and I don't know how to make one other than copying it from Wikipedia so I can't show you because I'm also lazy.

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u/Lucasbasques 1d ago

Nice to see they still kept the clit 

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u/Onaliquidrock 23h ago

How do you write the prompt?

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u/DGC_David 17h ago

ChatGPT presses my Tab button for me.

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u/ythelastcoder 1d ago

don't tell me this image is AI generated as well

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u/warlockflame69 1d ago

Ah yes the good ‘ol red clit mouse….reminds me of elementary school during computer days!

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u/justsaynotomayo 1d ago

The MacBook Wheel was ahead of its time.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9BnLbv6QYcA

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u/ConglomerateGolem 1d ago

They're missing the ctrl, c and v keys. Even vibe coders care about that bit of efficiency, man. s is unnecessary though

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u/Fox_Maint 1d ago

Ctrl, C, and V are forgotten…

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u/kailashkatheth 1d ago

it would be nice if keyboard part was a touchscreen dynamic display

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u/iunderstandthings 1d ago

the nipple tho

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u/adnaneely 1d ago

No Copy Pasta buttons?!

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u/Gator1523 20h ago

AI image

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u/x1-unix 10h ago

Tab key is missing

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u/Sir_Fail-A-Lot 8h ago

at least they kept the clit

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u/Acclynn 1d ago

dude that edit would have taken 2 minutes to do by hand, AI for this is kinda overkill

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u/nonutsfw 1d ago

They got rid of the nipple