r/RandomThoughts • u/Electronic-Turnip971 • 3d ago

Random Question If you were the main character in the movie .. What would the people watching be yelling at you?

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u/singleguy79 3d ago

You idiot, she's flirting with you!

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u/hashbrownsinketchup 3d ago

I felt that one!

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u/ModoCrash 3d ago

That’s precious

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u/Elrond_Cupboard_ 3d ago

I'd be yelling at her, "He's too fucking stupid to read your obvious cues. Just tell him."

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u/No_End_1315 3d ago

“What are you doing? You dumb motherfucker!”

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u/Electronic-Turnip971 3d ago

😂😂😂👍🏽

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u/rachaelonreddit 3d ago

“DO something! This movie is so boring!”

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u/winter_kip 3d ago

😂 I can hear it right now!

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u/Fearless_Average3391 3d ago

"Bitch go do something!!"

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u/No_Taro_8843 3d ago

Don't marry him you idiot!

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u/_physis 3d ago

“Hold on for dear life motherfucker you can do this!!”

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u/Acceptable_Bus_7893 3d ago

ig you go to school

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u/_physis 3d ago

Lmao brother I go to life

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u/Acceptable_Bus_7893 2d ago

r e l e a t a b l e

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u/weird-oh 3d ago

"You're on the three-step ladder, not the two-step! Don't step off in mid...shit."

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u/Unkorked 3d ago

God dammit, stop masturbating and playing video games all the time and do something with your life.

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u/MotoXwolf 3d ago

You just named two things that you’re already doing.
What? You want more?

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u/mafiopm 3d ago

Probably something like, 'Don't go in there! It's a trap!' but knowing me, I'd probably do it anyway!

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u/hall0800 3d ago

Stop it! Calm down!

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u/Piku_Yost 3d ago

Wait! What?!? AGAIN? No one can be that stupid!

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u/YeshayaDankART 3d ago

“Damn yous a sexy bitch”

Like that david guetta song.

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u/CrazyDazyMazy 3d ago

"Would you just shut up already?!"

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u/JackhorseBowman 3d ago

"Rudy, Rudy, Rudy"

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u/SoulfulAnubis 3d ago

"They're, literally, taking advantage of you! Get out of there; you're deserving of better!"

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u/waffle_fish16 3d ago

"LOOK UP FROM THE BOOK THERE'S A FUCKING MONSTER BEHIND YOU LOOK UP"

or something like that

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u/Internal_Sound882 3d ago

Zzzzzzzzzzzzz

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u/StrawberryCupcakeKat 3d ago

Go to bed 🤣

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u/Sad_Ease_9200 3d ago

Nooooooo!!!!!!!!!!!

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u/Better_Barracuda_787 3d ago

"Your life is so fucking boring, go do something!"

Either "she likes you just make a move!" or "she doesn't like you just move on!" (idk which 😭)

"Why are you procrastinating so much? You're giving yourself so much stress over a project that will take you 3 seconds, you fucking idiot!"

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u/needsomeair13 3d ago

You’re okay!!!! You got this!!!!!! Forget it!!!!!!

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u/IDEKWTSATP4444 3d ago

Heretic! Repent!

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u/Uskardx42 3d ago

Stop breathing!!!

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u/mountainelven 3d ago

Go to bed

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u/taviwashere 3d ago

Go to therapy!

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u/Hoppie1064 3d ago

I've got a bad feeling about this.

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u/Acceptable_Bus_7893 3d ago

"Dont stay up if your tired and have school!"It's not that hard!"

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u/Nerak_B 3d ago

If it was a comedy, there would be laughter

If it was an action or horror, someone would yell yeah, bitch get ‘em!

If it was romance, someone would yell you stupid bitch he likes you!!!

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u/Fit-Spot-9693 3d ago

"i totally get it bro"

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u/Mr_Egg93 3d ago

"keep going, you can do this"

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u/Flickeringcandles 3d ago

"Why can't you just be normal?!"

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u/AliceMae18 3d ago

It's about fucking time!!

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u/Own-Improvement3826 3d ago

"It's Thelma and Louise. Not Stella and Louise"

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u/Gau-Mail3286 3d ago

"He's right behind you! Turn around! And put your helmet on! ARRRGHH! Never mind; too late...."

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u/Anime_Queen_Aliza 3d ago

My lack of ability to think before I act or speak. I also have very little self preservation while also having immense self preservation(I both don't care if what I am doing kills me and I know what steps to take to avoid injury). 

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u/International_Week60 3d ago

Don’t you dare to give up!!

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u/CrookedButBeautiful 3d ago

"GET OFF YOUR ASS AND DO SOMETHING WITH YOUR LIFE!" Wasn't there a college commercial where the dude yelled that at us?

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u/Remarkable_Peach_374 3d ago

Oh they'd be pissed. Itd be a boring movie anyway, I don't do much.

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u/Willy_K 3d ago

Nothing, I have silenced them with me being me (PS, this is not a good thing).

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u/rednosed94 3d ago

Why are you still talking to them?

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u/Schnibbity 3d ago

Nothing, they'd have all walked out and gotten their money back

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u/X_HappyMayhem_X 3d ago

„THERES NO FUCKING WAY HE JUST DID THAT! Like how dumb can one person be?!?“

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u/NOGOODGASHOLE 3d ago

"YOU ARE RIDICULOUS! BUT IN A GOOD WAY!" -Wife says this on the regular

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u/David1000k 3d ago

Quit playing on your phone the serial killer is right behind you.

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u/Jennifer_Pennifer 3d ago

🙄 JFC I didn't realize this movie was just going to be crying and letting cats.

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u/CalligrapherFit8962 3d ago

Leave him for God’s sake!!!!

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u/Adventurous-Mark2477 3d ago

“Run! Run! RUN!”

Me breaking fourth wall: “Where?”

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u/Shoddy-Secretary-712 3d ago

Drink more water!

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u/loafingloaferloafing 3d ago

Take a nap, take a nap, take a nap...

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u/Dimplefrom-YA 3d ago

WTF am i watching? Paint Dry?

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u/Top_Connection5514 3d ago

"what the fuck is wrong with you??"

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u/indictmentofhumanity 3d ago

Stop reaching for that person!

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u/Successful_War5900 3d ago

Just take the chance!!!

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u/HighQueen911 3d ago

Hit it already, stop talking! 🌿🔥😂

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u/Fantastic-Throat-127 3d ago

Just take a tub bath

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u/koozebanians 3d ago

Seriously?!?

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u/Bo-Jacks-Son 2d ago

Stop ! Hammer time …