r/rareinsults • u/raichu16 • 8h ago

Homeschooled by a pigeon

41.0k Upvotes

474 comments

r/rareinsults • u/Maxwell0129 • 5h ago

Get lectured by a hairstylist on X

4.3k Upvotes

105 comments

r/rareinsults • u/phonodysia • 12h ago

Tariffs will bring prices down

11.4k Upvotes

551 comments

r/rareinsults • u/RichGirls-Haven • 8h ago

Yes, but at what cost?

3.1k Upvotes

13 comments

r/rareinsults • u/M0BETTER • 18h ago

His heart may be 2 sizes too small, but his stock portfolio grew 3 sizes

4.6k Upvotes

14 comments

r/rareinsults • u/Aries_24 • 1d ago

Being a mod is a full time job

22.3k Upvotes

204 comments

r/rareinsults • u/WildCockPoach • 11h ago

The type of guy you don't want for a sperm donor in your sperm bank

429 Upvotes

13 comments

r/rareinsults • u/Worldlyoox • 6h ago

A great candidate for youth in Asia

135 Upvotes

8 comments

r/rareinsults • u/ThatChickBells • 1d ago

I'm always down for a good Kid Rock insult 🤘

32.0k Upvotes

430 comments

r/rareinsults • u/_2trucks_HAVINGs3x • 1d ago

Made me stop doom scrolling for a while

6.8k Upvotes

12 comments

r/rareinsults • u/KukaVex • 1d ago

This one got me 😂

1.8k Upvotes

13 comments

r/rareinsults • u/EmmanuelF09 • 1d ago

Ever since birth Logan was a complete joke

661 Upvotes

8 comments

r/rareinsults • u/Slid61 • 1d ago

Gentrifier was already a strong insult

5.6k Upvotes

41 comments

r/rareinsults • u/Upstairs_Cash8400 • 1d ago

That's a valid point

714 Upvotes

54 comments

r/rareinsults • u/Neoslayer • 16h ago

She's gonna find this post lol

59 Upvotes

5 comments

r/rareinsults • u/proudshihtzuowner • 1d ago

Girl did NOT hold back lol

387 Upvotes

5 comments

r/rareinsults • u/flopsychops • 1d ago

A bowling pin dressed in human clothes

1.2k Upvotes

11 comments

r/rareinsults • u/iLL_WiLL123 • 1d ago

Gold digger got cooked

169 Upvotes

9 comments

r/rareinsults • u/Mill4583 • 2d ago

Wtf Norris 😂😂

2.7k Upvotes

17 comments

r/rareinsults • u/the_returining_saint • 2d ago

Your mom is built like a COBOL mainframe

329 Upvotes

11 comments

r/rareinsults • u/rugrtupa • 2d ago

Simple but lethal

22.8k Upvotes

217 comments

r/rareinsults • u/DamagedGoods3 • 1d ago

Talking about reviews of the Minecraft Movie.

173 Upvotes

6 comments

r/rareinsults • u/Spaced_ln • 6h ago

I once told the business owners son that he reminded me of the ceramides in cera-v,

0 Upvotes

BECAUSE THEY ALSO DON'T FUCKING WORK! I am no longer employed there

7 comments

r/rareinsults • u/drippy_dik • 2d ago

Just a catfish getting cooked

8.5k Upvotes

14 comments

r/rareinsults • u/Phleppa • 3d ago

If you know you know

53.6k Upvotes

281 comments

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This subreddit is not for standalone insults, but rather for when you stumble across them in forums, comments, or what have you.

Rare threats are also welcome (as long as you flair your post)

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1. Don't be a dick

It's not hard, just be nice to each other.

2. No hateful insults

Don't post hateful insults

3. No reposts

Don't repost. Please refer to our common repost album.

4. Not a rare insult/threat

/r/rareinsults is not for unfunny/common insults, this includes insults that follow the random [adjective]+[noun] formula. It is only for rare insults. No other post types are allowed

Corporate insults also fall under this category. Click here to learn more!

5. No personal information

Personal information includes full names, phone numbers, emails, addresses, and usernames

6. No politics

Political submissions will be removed and posters will be permanently banned.

This includes mention of politicians, political commentators, and political movements

7. All posts require a proper title

No low effort titles or titles that contain the insult. Examples are "for those sorting by new" or "lmao he called this dude a deformed shrimp."

If your post is removed for another reason and you repost, do not title your post "reposting because it was removed."

8. No long videos (>10s) or long texts

Don't post long videos and don't post long texts. If the entirety of the long text is an insult, then it belongs on /r/murderedbywords, and if it is a long text with only a small insult buried inside the text, it will be removed.

9. No image macros/memes

Posting memes or images with text on them(image macros) aren't allowed as they detract from the main point of the subreddit, which is rare insults. Memes are off-topic and belong in other subreddits.

10. No crossposts

11. No r/RoastMe

Insults from r/RoastMe are not allowed, as people have time to sit and think of clever insults rather than coming up with them in the moment.

12. Moderators' Discretion

Moderators reserve the right to remove any post they deem unfit for the subreddit, even if it doesn't explicitly break any rules. This rule will only be used in specific ways, such as one/two word posts, posts in different languages, etc. This is extremely subjective and mostly up to the judgement of the mods using it, so if you disagree with this rule being used to remove your post, let us know using modmail

13. Do not post your own insults

These insults are typically very low quality and not rare. If you insult someone and it is truly a rare insult, someone else will post it for you.