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Non-Political Elon getting cooked by Ubisoft 🤣🤣

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u/Heavy_Arm_7060 11d ago

"Objectively"

You know, I'm not shocked he's misusing that word like so many dumbasses, but it still elicits another giant sigh.

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u/HotTeaComfySocks 11d ago

Really hoping "objectively" doesn't go the way of "literally" 🙃

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u/ShrimpOnDaBarbie808 11d ago

Objectively, it literally has

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u/the_mad_atom 11d ago

The difference is that people who use literally non-literally know they’re using it non-literally, but the people who use objectively non-objectively actually do think they’re being objective.

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u/Hopeful-Pianist7729 11d ago

That’s objectively untrue. Some of us just like subtly reminding people that reality is subjective while also annoying people. It’s an objectively fun way to spend your time.

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u/ModsareWeenies 10d ago

Bravo lmao

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u/HotTeaComfySocks 11d ago

This is literally objectively terrible news.

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u/kuffdeschmull 11d ago

That's literally going to happen. /s

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u/Prosthemadera 11d ago

How the hell would Musk know how Hasan gets paid?

He probably has access to everyone's financial information by now (only half-joking).

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u/Weeping_Warlord 8d ago

He thinks it’s a Newspeak term like “double plus good”

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u/HotTeaComfySocks 11d ago edited 11d ago

These losers (Elon, H3, Asmongold, etc) let Hasan live rent free in their thoughts. Better this than meddling in government affairs.

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u/waitingtoconnect 11d ago

Shouldn’t Elon be off lobbying for government military action to be planned on X and not Signal?

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u/AntifaAnita 11d ago

He's busy bugging Vance about getting invited into the next Signal group chat leak

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u/kuffdeschmull 11d ago

good one. though probably going to happen at some point.

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u/TPJchief87 11d ago

Trump will do it for him

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u/RajenBull1 11d ago

Trump will do it for him

No, no, he knows nothing, remember?

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u/TPJchief87 11d ago

Nothing except how to sell Teslas in front of the White House

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u/Carnie_hands_ 10d ago

I didn't see anything about Tesla, but he sure seemed to be pushing Tesler

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u/Due_Surround6263 11d ago

Inb4 SecureX Group Chat

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u/octopusforgood 11d ago

New form of activism: constantly goad musk into streaming more games on Twitch. Set up bots to constantly badger him to do it, but from the perspective that they’re fans of his.

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u/Aware-Information341 11d ago

They all have the most pathetic reasons for it, too.

  • L-than lost an argument about socialism.
  • Muskkk saw his girlfriend call Hasan buff.
  • Asmonmold, I have no idea, maybe Hasan's vids convinced someone he had a crush on to transition?

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u/HotTeaComfySocks 11d ago

Very free speech of them, really cool how they're so open to the marketplace of ideas.

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u/SabotMuse 10d ago

Mr.3M$mansion went on steak and eggs and works constantly with OTK, any bs drama they play on stream or twitter is just mutual marketing

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u/Aware-Information341 10d ago

Mr. Gets-Tucked-Into-Bed-By-Roaches isn't even in OTK anymore isn't he? I'm very sure that WhataBurgerEnthusiast69 deeply hates Hasan.

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u/SabotMuse 10d ago

Not being on display doesn't mean founding owners stop making a cut. Not sure where you've heard that NMP hates Hasan or how that'd be relevant.
They filmed that Will guy's joining announcement at Hasan's house like bro their political standings weren't a secret a year ago.

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u/BrujoBearman 11d ago

You’re delusional

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u/Aware-Information341 11d ago

Good one, buddy. You really owned me.

The destiny subreddit is in another part of the internet. Go back there. Nobody wants you here.

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u/BrujoBearman 11d ago

What does destiny have to do with anything ive literally never interacted with that part of the internet

Go get shot in gaza or something

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u/Ornery_Guess1474 11d ago

Excellent arguments. You are a good person.

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u/SloppyJoMo 11d ago

Afaik it wasn't even sponsored, he just tweets his plans for the upcoming stream including playing other games he's named by title.

And that was enough for a crash out

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u/Alexandru1408 11d ago

Who is Hasan and what did he do to piss off Musk rat and the others?

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u/HotTeaComfySocks 11d ago

Hasan Piker, also known as HasanAbi, is a Turkish-American Twitch streamer, YouTuber, and left-wing political commentator, arguably the most prominent in the space. Elon Musk called Piker a "fraud" and a "sell-out" for promoting Assassin's Creed: Shadows in a sponsored livestream, criticizing him for promoting what Musk deemed a "terrible game" just for money.

Right-wing morons have labeled Assassin's Creed: Shadows as "woke" due to its inclusion of diverse characters, particularly a Black samurai protagonist, same-sex relationship options, and what they perceive as historically inaccurate or forced diversity. These criticisms reflect broader issues that many in the Gamergate sphere have to increased representation in gaming, with some, including Elon Musk, claiming that diversity initiatives are detrimental to artistic quality. This is all a crock of shit for loser little titty babies, who like eating slop from a trough.

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u/[deleted] 10d ago

Thank you for your input chatGPT but we were doing just fine without you

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u/HotTeaComfySocks 10d ago

Someone literally asked in the comment above mine. Grow up.

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u/BrujoBearman 11d ago

A china loving terrorist piece of shit

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u/SunIs5000 10d ago

The guy has a disorder

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u/AnnylieseSarenrae 11d ago

This particular discussion was also a Mark Kern special.

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u/NJS_Stamp 11d ago

Asmongold also lets a cockroach live rent free in his house

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u/klonkish 11d ago

and Hasan isn't a loser? hoooookay buddy 😂

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u/BrujoBearman 11d ago

[removed] — view removed comment

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u/HotTeaComfySocks 11d ago

Please seek help, you are clearly unwell.

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u/BrujoBearman 11d ago

Bro he literally supports the Houthis and Hamas and praises Nasrallay like idk what to tell you he’s literally a terrorist supporter

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u/SalamenceFury 9d ago

Hasan might be a shitty tankie but Elon getting cooked by Ubisoft due to this is a win regardless.

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u/Sartres_Roommate 11d ago

Shouldn’t he be busy dismantling democracy, exposing our nation’s secrets, or shitting on his kids or something?

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u/jonny_eh 11d ago

Removing necessary safety sensors from cars

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u/jerslan 11d ago

We must truly be in the Upside Down if I'm rooting for fucking Ubisoft...

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u/Sauronxx 11d ago

They also demolished other vile accounts like Grumz and people like him. Whoever runs that account is the hero we need right now lmao

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u/SaltGodofAnime 11d ago

I actually said out loud "how the fuck does this even happen?"

Like, this might be the lowest point in his life. Even if he ends up like mousillini, that would be a better moment in his life than letting ubisoft get one on him.

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u/JPShiryu 10d ago

Was thinking the same thing… I hate this year.

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u/UndercoverHouseplant 11d ago

I need to see Elon play Factorio. If he's about efficiency, about large systems, about scalability and resource management, that is the only game that makes sense for him to showcase his skill in.

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u/BobTheJoeBob 11d ago

He would just hire someone else to play for him, and pretend it's his gameplay. That's what he did for PoE2.

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u/Vitilago 7d ago

Come again now? This is the first I’ve ever heard about Elon playing or talking about video games, let alone Pillars of Eternity lol

Deadfire is an amazing game however so I’m glad he gave it some publicity I guess lol

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u/BobTheJoeBob 7d ago

Not Pillars of Eternity. Path of Exile 2.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FmEe3eUPWq4

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u/kuffdeschmull 11d ago

He'd do it just like in real life. Buy someones emerging factory setup, use some cheat-codes to add a bunch of money to it and then play using God-Mode.

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u/UndercoverHouseplant 11d ago

That's not how any of that works. He'd out himself within the first 15 minutes of playing. Cheating in Factorio is basically impossible.

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u/kuffdeschmull 11d ago

He outed himself playing PoE2 as well, so that’s not a problem for him. It’s not cheating if that’s your ‘business model’. /s

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u/Lithl 11d ago

Cheating in Factorio is basically impossible.

that took about 2 seconds of googling

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u/moldiecat 10d ago

He’ll just hold Grimes at gunpoint again and force her to tweet about witnessing him playing the game herself

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u/LibrarianEither8461 11d ago

Ubisoft and AC are garbage, but they cooked with this one, should give whatever guy they have running socials a bonus.

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u/Prosthemadera 11d ago

Ubisoft is just a videogame developer and publisher, nothing they could do to the world is as bad as what the US government and Musk can do. It's very different levels.

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u/AnyBug1039 11d ago

He's probably on some government list now.

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u/WarpHype 11d ago

I want to be on that list too. It’ll come in handy after the government collapses.

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u/AntifaAnita 11d ago

He's been on government lists for a few years. The Democrats tried to get twitch shut down for platforming him last year.

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u/SunIs5000 11d ago

Hasan gets under these people’s skin like nobody else! First Ethan who is obsessed with him and now Elon.

😁

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u/Prosthemadera 11d ago

That must mean Hasan is right! At least that's what conservative always say when they get criticized.

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u/kerotta 11d ago

it's just a bunch of ugly people butthurt about the fact they'll never achieve pretty privilege status

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u/BrujoBearman 11d ago

Hasan fans have such little brain matter that they can only point to his looks as an indication of his validity

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u/kerotta 10d ago

learn to read

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u/ArcanaTheSun 10d ago

He can't, he's a Hasan fan.

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u/Nami_Pilot 9d ago

Elmo's ex (Grimes) went on Hasan's steam and asked him why he's so buff. This tilted Elmo.

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u/SadPandaFromHell 10d ago

It's because Hasan is right. He is saying all the things that are really hard for these people to hear, and he shows the receipt while he talks.

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u/WhosSarahKayacombsen 11d ago

What’s in his new profile pic?

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u/HotTeaComfySocks 11d ago

Bisexual lighting black hole singularity

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u/shizzy0 11d ago

New sexuality just dropped

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u/WhosSarahKayacombsen 11d ago

sounds woke…

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u/WhosSarahKayacombsen 11d ago

In all seriousness, thank you for answering

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u/HotTeaComfySocks 11d ago

Of course, glad I could help 🫡

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u/Jaded_Individual_630 11d ago

Here comes a DoJ investigation being opened against Ubisoft

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u/FafnirSnap_9428 11d ago

When Ubisoft cooks you on the website you own.....you know you've sunk so far below any measurable depth.

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u/Casiusclaws 11d ago

He needs to buy better opinions

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u/touchmybodily 11d ago

Says the guy promoting terrible cars/company/stock just for the money

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u/YertlesTurtleTower 11d ago

I might need to buy Shadows now after this burn

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u/Ella-W00 11d ago edited 11d ago

Seems like they’re not burning just Teslas 🔥🔥🔥

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u/Boymoans420 11d ago

Imagine being such a shitty person that you make Ubisoft look like the good guy.

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u/wutang21412141 11d ago

Who is Hassan?

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u/99orca99 11d ago

Ssshhhh Elon or put your money where your mouth is and make a ‘great game’ 🤣

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u/coradite 11d ago

Just replace the word game with car and it's as if he's talking about himself

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u/sulaymanf 11d ago

Hasan who? Which game?

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u/Dr-Jellybaby 11d ago

Hasan Piker is a prominent left wing streamer. I'm guessing he was playing Assassin's Creed Shadow, the newest one which terminally online Gamer™ bros hate because the main character is black.

Honestly the fact you don't know means you're living your life right. I'm jealous.

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u/SadPandaFromHell 10d ago edited 10d ago

Hasan Piker. He is a leftist streamer who talks about mostly politics on Twitch- he is very anti-capitalist which is why a lot of both conservatives and center leaning liberals hate him. He rarely plays games, but when he does it's usually because some conservative is crying that the game is too woke. Imo the fact he was playing AC Shadows isn't surprising. He was probably gonna play it regaurdless of it being an Ad or not, but he took an Ad deal with Ubisoft anyways which is why Elon is calling him a sell-out.

The thing is, none of his fans see it that way. As a big fan myself- I understand that the dude might as well make some money while he can. It's what he stands for and the message he spreads that matters. But yea, because he is anti-capitalist he really pisses a lot of people on both sides off. Imo he spits gold bars daily though, he is critical of both dems and GOP, so he gets a lot of haters. He also seriously pissed off other big content creators like Destiny (who turned out to be a sex creep anyways), and Ethan Kline from H3H3 by being pro-Palestine. In response his haters began a cliping campaign against Hasan where they take a lot of his opinions out of context. If you're gonna watch Hasan, the best way to do it is to just pull up full videos to get the full context of his words, because his opinions have a LOT of nuance to them that requires context, or they sound impossible to swallow. But when you hear the full point its usually rock solid.

I feel like being pro-Palestine is becoming a more acceptable stance, but at the time people freaked out on Hasan over it, and still seem to hold a grudge against him for his very close and brutally honest coverage of Israel.

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u/AmbitiousReaction168 11d ago

A mega-corporation burning a billionaire would be a more accurate title.

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u/fckthatguy24 11d ago

He’s shoving a whole country up his ass just for the money and power he hopes to consummate. Hard to have true power when absolutely no one respects you.

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u/[deleted] 11d ago

Cringe for thinking this is "getting cooked "

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u/geneticeffects 11d ago

Once again, with Elon and his ilk, every accusation is a confession.

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u/Yowiman 11d ago

Adrian Dittmann, King of the Dumb Asses

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u/SharkWahlbergx 11d ago

The kettle calling the kettle black while another black kettle steps in to comment.

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u/BrujoBearman 11d ago

Fuck Elon and fuck Hamas Piker

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u/RockMonstrr 10d ago

Not just UbiSoft, but UbiSoft Montréal.

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u/Just-a-bi 10d ago

Bro made ubisoft the good guy. How?

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u/Asher_Tye 11d ago

Did Elon forget to switch accounts?

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u/BarbecueChickenBBQ 11d ago

Seriously, this guy can't stop saying shit? His name should shit rat.

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u/Spamsdelicious 11d ago

This also belongs in r/clevercomebacks

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u/RajenBull1 11d ago

‘…just for money’, he says. Something something glass houses.

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u/AtreidesPaul23 11d ago

Now you defend Ubisoft??? Dear God🤦🏻‍♂️🤦🏻‍♂️🤦🏻‍♂️

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u/Nichtsein000 11d ago

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u/ExNihilo00 10d ago

I didn't know Ubisoft had it in them, lol.

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u/Glitchyguy97 10d ago

On his own platform

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u/IceInteresting6713 10d ago

Ubisoft about to have their account banned XD though the most respect I've had for them in a while.

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u/SadPandaFromHell 10d ago

"Objectively" some of us really like both Hasan AND Assassin's Creed...

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u/ScepticalEconomist 8d ago

ok I might genuinely buy the next game <3

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u/Nuclear-Mech-Wizard 7d ago

Elon Musk vs Ubisoft "BITE EACH OTHER'S DICKS OFF"

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u/TheAnnoyingOne_234 7d ago

I don't really like Hasan, but come on, he is not THAT evil and bad. He's just some random streamer guy 😭

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u/cmfred 11d ago

This comes off as envy.

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u/Solventless_savant 11d ago

Hilarious because Ubisoft is implying POE2 is a terrible game after they just released shadows 😂

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u/Educational_Wave9465 11d ago

Dudes a billionaire juggling multiple projects. Why is he wasting time beefing with streamers?

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u/EndoveProduct 11d ago

Cause he isn’t busy juggling multiple projects. He tweets non stop all day long

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u/Yowiman 11d ago

Tweets or tweeks

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u/Disastrous-Ad-4953 11d ago

Imagine being defended by Ubisoft....

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u/Carnie_hands_ 10d ago

It's almost as embarrassing as being destroyed by Ubisoft

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u/Torkonodo 11d ago

Ubisoft cooked themselves.