r/RealTwitterAccounts • u/SunIs5000 • 11d ago
Non-Political Elon getting cooked by Ubisoft 🤣🤣
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u/Heavy_Arm_7060 11d ago
"Objectively"
You know, I'm not shocked he's misusing that word like so many dumbasses, but it still elicits another giant sigh.
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u/HotTeaComfySocks 11d ago
Really hoping "objectively" doesn't go the way of "literally" 🙃
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u/ShrimpOnDaBarbie808 11d ago
Objectively, it literally has
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u/the_mad_atom 11d ago
The difference is that people who use literally non-literally know they’re using it non-literally, but the people who use objectively non-objectively actually do think they’re being objective.
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u/Hopeful-Pianist7729 11d ago
That’s objectively untrue. Some of us just like subtly reminding people that reality is subjective while also annoying people. It’s an objectively fun way to spend your time.
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u/Prosthemadera 11d ago
How the hell would Musk know how Hasan gets paid?
He probably has access to everyone's financial information by now (only half-joking).
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u/HotTeaComfySocks 11d ago edited 11d ago
These losers (Elon, H3, Asmongold, etc) let Hasan live rent free in their thoughts. Better this than meddling in government affairs.
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u/waitingtoconnect 11d ago
Shouldn’t Elon be off lobbying for government military action to be planned on X and not Signal?
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u/AntifaAnita 11d ago
He's busy bugging Vance about getting invited into the next Signal group chat leak
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u/TPJchief87 11d ago
Trump will do it for him
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u/RajenBull1 11d ago
Trump will do it for him
No, no, he knows nothing, remember?
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u/octopusforgood 11d ago
New form of activism: constantly goad musk into streaming more games on Twitch. Set up bots to constantly badger him to do it, but from the perspective that they’re fans of his.
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u/Aware-Information341 11d ago
They all have the most pathetic reasons for it, too.
- L-than lost an argument about socialism.
- Muskkk saw his girlfriend call Hasan buff.
- Asmonmold, I have no idea, maybe Hasan's vids convinced someone he had a crush on to transition?
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u/HotTeaComfySocks 11d ago
Very free speech of them, really cool how they're so open to the marketplace of ideas.
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u/SabotMuse 10d ago
Mr.3M$mansion went on steak and eggs and works constantly with OTK, any bs drama they play on stream or twitter is just mutual marketing
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u/Aware-Information341 10d ago
Mr. Gets-Tucked-Into-Bed-By-Roaches isn't even in OTK anymore isn't he? I'm very sure that WhataBurgerEnthusiast69 deeply hates Hasan.
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u/SabotMuse 10d ago
Not being on display doesn't mean founding owners stop making a cut. Not sure where you've heard that NMP hates Hasan or how that'd be relevant.
They filmed that Will guy's joining announcement at Hasan's house like bro their political standings weren't a secret a year ago.-3
u/BrujoBearman 11d ago
You’re delusional
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u/Aware-Information341 11d ago
Good one, buddy. You really owned me.
The destiny subreddit is in another part of the internet. Go back there. Nobody wants you here.
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u/BrujoBearman 11d ago
What does destiny have to do with anything ive literally never interacted with that part of the internet
Go get shot in gaza or something
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u/SloppyJoMo 11d ago
Afaik it wasn't even sponsored, he just tweets his plans for the upcoming stream including playing other games he's named by title.
And that was enough for a crash out
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u/Alexandru1408 11d ago
Who is Hasan and what did he do to piss off Musk rat and the others?
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u/HotTeaComfySocks 11d ago
Hasan Piker, also known as HasanAbi, is a Turkish-American Twitch streamer, YouTuber, and left-wing political commentator, arguably the most prominent in the space. Elon Musk called Piker a "fraud" and a "sell-out" for promoting Assassin's Creed: Shadows in a sponsored livestream, criticizing him for promoting what Musk deemed a "terrible game" just for money.
Right-wing morons have labeled Assassin's Creed: Shadows as "woke" due to its inclusion of diverse characters, particularly a Black samurai protagonist, same-sex relationship options, and what they perceive as historically inaccurate or forced diversity. These criticisms reflect broader issues that many in the Gamergate sphere have to increased representation in gaming, with some, including Elon Musk, claiming that diversity initiatives are detrimental to artistic quality. This is all a crock of shit for loser little titty babies, who like eating slop from a trough.
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u/BrujoBearman 11d ago
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u/HotTeaComfySocks 11d ago
Please seek help, you are clearly unwell.
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u/BrujoBearman 11d ago
Bro he literally supports the Houthis and Hamas and praises Nasrallay like idk what to tell you he’s literally a terrorist supporter
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u/SalamenceFury 9d ago
Hasan might be a shitty tankie but Elon getting cooked by Ubisoft due to this is a win regardless.
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u/Sartres_Roommate 11d ago
Shouldn’t he be busy dismantling democracy, exposing our nation’s secrets, or shitting on his kids or something?
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u/jerslan 11d ago
We must truly be in the Upside Down if I'm rooting for fucking Ubisoft...
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u/Sauronxx 11d ago
They also demolished other vile accounts like Grumz and people like him. Whoever runs that account is the hero we need right now lmao
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u/SaltGodofAnime 11d ago
I actually said out loud "how the fuck does this even happen?"
Like, this might be the lowest point in his life. Even if he ends up like mousillini, that would be a better moment in his life than letting ubisoft get one on him.
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u/UndercoverHouseplant 11d ago
I need to see Elon play Factorio. If he's about efficiency, about large systems, about scalability and resource management, that is the only game that makes sense for him to showcase his skill in.
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u/BobTheJoeBob 11d ago
He would just hire someone else to play for him, and pretend it's his gameplay. That's what he did for PoE2.
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u/Vitilago 7d ago
Come again now? This is the first I’ve ever heard about Elon playing or talking about video games, let alone Pillars of Eternity lol
Deadfire is an amazing game however so I’m glad he gave it some publicity I guess lol
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u/kuffdeschmull 11d ago
He'd do it just like in real life. Buy someones emerging factory setup, use some cheat-codes to add a bunch of money to it and then play using God-Mode.
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u/UndercoverHouseplant 11d ago
That's not how any of that works. He'd out himself within the first 15 minutes of playing. Cheating in Factorio is basically impossible.
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u/kuffdeschmull 11d ago
He outed himself playing PoE2 as well, so that’s not a problem for him. It’s not cheating if that’s your ‘business model’. /s
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u/moldiecat 10d ago
He’ll just hold Grimes at gunpoint again and force her to tweet about witnessing him playing the game herself
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u/LibrarianEither8461 11d ago
Ubisoft and AC are garbage, but they cooked with this one, should give whatever guy they have running socials a bonus.
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u/Prosthemadera 11d ago
Ubisoft is just a videogame developer and publisher, nothing they could do to the world is as bad as what the US government and Musk can do. It's very different levels.
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u/AnyBug1039 11d ago
He's probably on some government list now.
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u/WarpHype 11d ago
I want to be on that list too. It’ll come in handy after the government collapses.
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u/AntifaAnita 11d ago
He's been on government lists for a few years. The Democrats tried to get twitch shut down for platforming him last year.
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u/SunIs5000 11d ago
Hasan gets under these people’s skin like nobody else! First Ethan who is obsessed with him and now Elon.
😁
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u/Prosthemadera 11d ago
That must mean Hasan is right! At least that's what conservative always say when they get criticized.
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u/kerotta 11d ago
it's just a bunch of ugly people butthurt about the fact they'll never achieve pretty privilege status
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u/BrujoBearman 11d ago
Hasan fans have such little brain matter that they can only point to his looks as an indication of his validity
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u/Nami_Pilot 9d ago
Elmo's ex (Grimes) went on Hasan's steam and asked him why he's so buff. This tilted Elmo.
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u/SadPandaFromHell 10d ago
It's because Hasan is right. He is saying all the things that are really hard for these people to hear, and he shows the receipt while he talks.
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u/WhosSarahKayacombsen 11d ago
What’s in his new profile pic?
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u/HotTeaComfySocks 11d ago
Bisexual lighting black hole singularity
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u/Vanthan 11d ago
Cooked.
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u/HotTeaComfySocks 11d ago
Roasted.
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u/Vanthan 11d ago
Grilled.
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u/HotTeaComfySocks 11d ago
Smoked.
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u/BullfrogAshamed6038 11d ago
Fried.
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u/HotTeaComfySocks 11d ago
fricasseed.
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u/FafnirSnap_9428 11d ago
When Ubisoft cooks you on the website you own.....you know you've sunk so far below any measurable depth.
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u/Boymoans420 11d ago
Imagine being such a shitty person that you make Ubisoft look like the good guy.
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u/sulaymanf 11d ago
Hasan who? Which game?
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u/Dr-Jellybaby 11d ago
Hasan Piker is a prominent left wing streamer. I'm guessing he was playing Assassin's Creed Shadow, the newest one which terminally online Gamer™ bros hate because the main character is black.
Honestly the fact you don't know means you're living your life right. I'm jealous.
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u/SadPandaFromHell 10d ago edited 10d ago
Hasan Piker. He is a leftist streamer who talks about mostly politics on Twitch- he is very anti-capitalist which is why a lot of both conservatives and center leaning liberals hate him. He rarely plays games, but when he does it's usually because some conservative is crying that the game is too woke. Imo the fact he was playing AC Shadows isn't surprising. He was probably gonna play it regaurdless of it being an Ad or not, but he took an Ad deal with Ubisoft anyways which is why Elon is calling him a sell-out.
The thing is, none of his fans see it that way. As a big fan myself- I understand that the dude might as well make some money while he can. It's what he stands for and the message he spreads that matters. But yea, because he is anti-capitalist he really pisses a lot of people on both sides off. Imo he spits gold bars daily though, he is critical of both dems and GOP, so he gets a lot of haters. He also seriously pissed off other big content creators like Destiny (who turned out to be a sex creep anyways), and Ethan Kline from H3H3 by being pro-Palestine. In response his haters began a cliping campaign against Hasan where they take a lot of his opinions out of context. If you're gonna watch Hasan, the best way to do it is to just pull up full videos to get the full context of his words, because his opinions have a LOT of nuance to them that requires context, or they sound impossible to swallow. But when you hear the full point its usually rock solid.
I feel like being pro-Palestine is becoming a more acceptable stance, but at the time people freaked out on Hasan over it, and still seem to hold a grudge against him for his very close and brutally honest coverage of Israel.
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u/AmbitiousReaction168 11d ago
A mega-corporation burning a billionaire would be a more accurate title.
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u/fckthatguy24 11d ago
He’s shoving a whole country up his ass just for the money and power he hopes to consummate. Hard to have true power when absolutely no one respects you.
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u/SharkWahlbergx 11d ago
The kettle calling the kettle black while another black kettle steps in to comment.
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u/IceInteresting6713 10d ago
Ubisoft about to have their account banned XD though the most respect I've had for them in a while.
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u/TheAnnoyingOne_234 7d ago
I don't really like Hasan, but come on, he is not THAT evil and bad. He's just some random streamer guy 😭
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u/Solventless_savant 11d ago
Hilarious because Ubisoft is implying POE2 is a terrible game after they just released shadows 😂
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u/Educational_Wave9465 11d ago
Dudes a billionaire juggling multiple projects. Why is he wasting time beefing with streamers?
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u/EndoveProduct 11d ago
Cause he isn’t busy juggling multiple projects. He tweets non stop all day long
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