r/RealTwitterAccounts 8d ago

Political™ Leave the kids alone!

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u/DJ_Fuckknuckle 8d ago

I apologize, my liege. I am not fit to roll around in your spittle.

I will now remove one of fingers in a Cybertruck trunk and fashion it into a whip handle as penance, and then use the whip to castigate myself. Forgive me.

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u/ProjectManageMint 8d ago

Username checks out

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u/Effective_Glove_1110 8d ago

Self flagellate ?

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u/DJ_Fuckknuckle 6d ago

That was the original idea, but after ProjectManageMint's post....