r/RealTwitterAccounts • u/PhantomOfTheNopera • Nov 12 '22
Elon Parody Ayyyy it's-a-me, Elon.
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Nov 12 '22
I don't a pay a the taxes! Ohhhh!
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u/DayAndNight0nReddit ✓ Nov 12 '22
His skin is so thin, he once bought a sinking ship for 44 billion dollar so people stop mock him, didn't work the way he wanted
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u/Enlightened-Beaver Nov 13 '22
He forgot about the Streisand effect
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u/NoPersonInThisBody Nov 12 '22
So? Its fun as hell ! I mean we are all gonna die anyway, I think if i were elon i would want to sit on my deathbed and remember i had one hell of a journey wasting 44 billion trolling, i think there is no better way to spend 44 billion LOL
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u/muri_cina Nov 12 '22
Yeah, Elon can write how fun it was and posting 🤣🤣🤣 as much as he wants.
But banning the checkmark the same day it started speaks for itselves.
I think it will take multiple life spans for him to be able to laugh about it on his death bed.
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u/Alarmed-Wolf14 Nov 12 '22
It would be a little funny if he was trolling.
He has proven he is not trolling. He is defiantly invested in this and actually thought it would work.
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u/xDared Nov 12 '22
It costs an average of 280,000 to build a house in the US. 44 billion is enough to build 157,000 houses which could house every homeless person in the US.
Disgusting that a situation like this could happen in the first place, no one man should be in charge of that much
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u/xDared Nov 12 '22
Tesla owners instead of buying a car could have helped homeless but they dont want to
You ever heard of taxes? So much dick sucking you forget how the world works
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u/NoPersonInThisBody Nov 12 '22
Here see you dont want to give personally, the change is in every person
Taxes? Taxes are made to build things and make things work, ofc its also made to help the homeless but corruption is rampant
Homeless are used by officials as profit, the Government even stop normal people from helping the homeless
For the country to be prosperous, just stop the government from intervening and putting endless regulations
I agree with you tbh, but its a problem of perspective, multiple solution to one problem, and all are needed for it
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u/Taraxian Nov 12 '22
I think I would rather be on my deathbed and have my family around me instead of all of them being estranged
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u/Professional-Put-804 Nov 13 '22
You make a compelling argument.
"Why grand-daddy martian Emperor Elon the 1st?"
"Be-cause I could."
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Nov 12 '22
Gee I sorta actually feel like reinstalling Twitter and putting on some popcorn. Quality.
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u/Eki75 Nov 12 '22
Did this one get the boot yet or is it still there?
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u/PhantomOfTheNopera Nov 12 '22
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u/Rub-it Nov 12 '22
I see it’s still alive it’s taking a lot of time for them to erase stuff
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u/curiosityLynx Nov 12 '22 edited Nov 12 '22
It doesn't have "Elon Musk" in its name, so it's not getting caught by blanket ban commands, I wager.Edit: Apparently I'm an idiot who doesn't check if what he remembers (the account just being named "Italian Elon") is actually the case.
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u/Exotic-Phase1512 Nov 12 '22
There used to be a verified Italian Elon Misk. This is just an impersonator. Still funny tho.
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u/qualityhorsemeat Nov 12 '22
We are all Italian Elon Musk on this blessed day.
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u/UpperCardiologist523 Nov 13 '22
Damna da a youe, naowe i a wille de speake with a diese accante tonight....e.
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