r/RedbarBBR 5d ago

Fools Watch Where to even begin...

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u/Spiritual-Roll799 1d ago

Laughless Losers on Lockdown

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u/EuVe20 1d ago

It’s amazing how you actually wish Rob Schneider would go back to doing gross impersonations of minorities in shitty movies.

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u/daKile57 1d ago

I can’t wait to hear them tell jokes about trans people, vegans, migrants, people with college educations, and relentlessly portray themselves as the victims of cancel culture after audio of them passionately using the N-word to denigrate black people surfaced. It should really push comedy to a place it’s never been before.

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u/dennismfmennis 1d ago

The “Blame cancel culture as the reason we’re not funny” Tour

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u/TransitUX 2d ago

The 3 in the middle are funny

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u/crems44 22h ago

Haha. Is this for real? You think Tyler Fischer is funny

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u/Pixilatedhighmukamuk 1d ago

Roseanne has the biggest balls out of the five.

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u/tooandto 2d ago

Carolla gonna be pissed his good buddy left him out

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u/AbsurdityIsReality 2d ago

Is callen gonna tell us stories about how much of a badass he is?

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u/Intrepid_Bat_7172 1d ago

u shut ur mouth when ur talking to me! he is Man Dragon.

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u/Togins 2d ago

Good God you couldn't pay me to watch any of these people

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u/GI581d 2d ago

Tbf, Roseanne is pretty funny, but as a lunatic, not a comic. Also Callen is such a fucking loser. It’s a shame because I loved all of his podcast interactions with Will Sasso (entirely because of Will Sasso, lets be honest) but he’s really just become a sleazier Joe Rogan, waxing philosophical even though he’s a nobody

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u/sabotnoh 2d ago

Roseanne: Immigrants are literally vampires and they drink the blood of babies! I'm not joking!

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u/NefariousnessTop6162 2d ago

didn’t Callen get cancelled for rape not comedy 

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u/Minimum-Plenty9380 2d ago

Yooo give Roseanne barr drunk (won’t be hard) and i literally predicted her talking about this

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u/marsmodule 3d ago

Make it stop

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u/AffectionateSector77 3d ago

Comedy is legal, but dead.

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u/WyomingHorse 3d ago

i remember years ago jeff dye being funny then he just became the right wing guy and the jokes became like lame easy bottom of the barrel of right wing jokes that have been done to death

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u/InfamousAd5088 2d ago

Is he right wing now? Always thought he was a mild level comedian, high level douche but didn’t realize he was right wing

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u/Spinkicker86 3d ago

It’s so fucking hilarious to see comedians say that they can’t say what they want while simultaneously saying everything they want and no one cares 😂

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u/HourInternational467 3d ago

Rob shneider is….

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u/duckfartchickenass 1d ago

Derp da Derp—Derp da Derp da Derp Derp! Until one day Derp dee Derp-da teetley tum!

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u/LoudLion757 2d ago

“A washed up loser! Rated PG-13.”

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u/Ditto_is_Lit 3d ago

The "YOU GOTTA LEAVE ROOM FOR CRAZY!" tour.

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u/Jtcally 3d ago

Seems like the kind of thing they would use to torture captives at cia blacksites.

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u/Wolfie523 3d ago

A veritable who’s who of who the fuck cares?

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u/DrFugputz 2d ago

And who the hell are they?

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u/TableGroundbreaking3 3d ago

Comedy by drooling fucking retards, for drooling fucking retards, on a "network" made by drooling fucking retards, for drooling fucking retards. At least everyone is staying in their lane. I don't have a problem with its existence but holy shit it's quite existentially frightening that there are people who will actually watch and enjoy this in the world.

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u/HedgehogOk7722 4d ago

So embarassing for these people. Roseanne especially, going from portraying a middle class housewife to endorsing the wealthiest person in the world as he tears up the social programs for the most downtrodden in society. And under false pretenses...Trump just booted the comedian from the WH Correspondence dinner.

Listen (Please) to what a real comedian, Charlie Chaplin, has to say about people like Trump:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=w8HdOHrc3OQ

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u/iversonAI 4d ago

Finally comedy is legal

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u/reddanger96 4d ago

Fools paradise

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u/DrDonTango 4d ago

All the stars are here!

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u/ConsiderationNo5456 4d ago

I thought during this time we’d see some shit from the blue collar comedy tour in support of the fascist. I’m glad they haven’t been the ones leading the charge and instead it’s a failed SNL cast member, a failed MADTV cast member, 2 c-list nobodies and… Roseanne whatever the fuck she is. It’s a real who’s who of who gives a fuck and it is the perfect representation of the idiocy that is the cult.

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u/DustSea3983 4d ago

Damn they got all the worst comedians and they made SURE to get Jeff die

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u/nudecop 4d ago

It's a mitzvah

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u/12x23 New R 4d ago

Jeff DIE

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u/Tom_Ford0 4d ago

Bryan on pragerU lmao

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u/Baskeeball 4d ago

A live watch may be needed

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u/9fingerjeff 4d ago

What? Jim Breuer couldn’t make it?

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u/Emotional_Database53 3d ago

That’s gotta sting, he’s been working hard for a spot on this squad only to get snubbed.. Russell Brand too, though he may just be under contract with competing conservative propaganda network

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u/scrivensB 4d ago

He’s on Prager Junior High

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u/Minimum_Device_6379 4d ago

That would be on PragerU.

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u/ZekeTarsim 4d ago

C’mon Bryan!

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u/9fingerjeff 4d ago

Even callen can do better than that can’t he?

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u/ZekeTarsim 3d ago

Yes. I think he’s a good comic. I hate his right wing adjacent associations though.

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u/9fingerjeff 3d ago

Also, there’s the allegations. But that’s a whole other can of worms. But you’re right, he is decently funny at least last I saw anything from him.

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u/StonksOnlyGetCrunk 4d ago

It took me a few minutes to notice the PragerU logo... that's the perfect icing for this cake

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u/Enough_Judgment 4d ago

Please return Mike!!! 🙏 we need you now more than ever lol

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u/One_Information_3242 4d ago

Z list hack jobs.

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u/bobsorveganna 4d ago

The laughter is truly on lockdown cause it won’t be happening with these people

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u/CommentRepulsive 4d ago

Nightmare blunt rotation

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u/Emotional_Database53 3d ago

And cover your drink when leaving it unattended- crowd as well

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u/JeSuisDirtyDan 5d ago

I appreciate that its called Laughter on Lockdown with a group of people who are probably thee least funniest people alive, the laughter would be indeed on lockdown because I doubt anything they said was actually funny

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u/Mikect87 5d ago

What happened to Callen?

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u/Emotional_Database53 3d ago

I think he’s got PTSD from getting paddled in a cow costume by Steven Crowder on his show, and never recovered

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u/jpa145 5d ago

I need more Chad Daniels.

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u/Dry-Look8197 5d ago

A true fool’s paradise, on April Fool’s Day no less!

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u/UncleCasual 5d ago

I'm against bullying, but God damn does Tyler Fischer just have the face of someone you want to shove in a locker and fart on like a middle school bully.

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u/Dry-Look8197 5d ago

Oh you know he‘s been shoved in more than a few lockers in his day (he’s the perfect size for it)

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u/[deleted] 5d ago

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u/Emotional_Database53 3d ago

Either this comment is Nathan Fielder level dry comedy, or I now have serious questions about your taste in quality comedy content

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u/[deleted] 3d ago

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u/Emotional_Database53 3d ago

Listening to Roseanne Barr or Rob Schneider for their thoughts on anything other than comedy is even more problematic. That’s like reading Playboy for the cigarette advertisements

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u/[deleted] 3d ago

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u/Emotional_Database53 3d ago

Nah, I just think their comedy has gotten lame and pandering seems to be the only way they can get a crowd. When they attempt to discuss anything else going on in the world, they come off as sounding crazy uninformed yet as confident as they are ignorant. I used to be a fan of both, but that hasn’t been the case for 20 years now

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u/Emotional_Database53 3d ago

Bro neither have been cancelled! I have seen them in my feed since covid MORE than any comedian not in the Rogansphere! If anything, they’re making up for their declining ticket sales by pandering to the whole cancel culture/woke thing. Reality is that gets you booked on a ton of podcasts all talking about this exact same topic.

And I was one of those people that grew up on Rob Schneider, but dude, have you seen his sitcom he produced??? Pure trash.

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u/Emotional_Database53 3d ago

You said they’d have some interesting takes on cancel culture, and both of them constantly complain that they’ve been cancelled, yet somehow magically always enter my algorithm with shitty videos like this one. It’s one of many that I bet they’re discussing the exact same thing that they’re talking about on every podcast they go on

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u/hoesuff 5d ago

It’s amazing

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u/BuddysGarage 5d ago

Ah yes, the comedians who complain that you can’t say anything instead of just saying anything

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u/WintersDoomsday 5d ago

Wow Callen from Mad TV? That's disappointing. Meanwhile his castmate Arden Myrin is killing it on Righteous Gemstones an actual hit show.

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u/Grayson0916 5d ago

He had some sexual assault allegations so now he’s a conservative

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u/Emotional_Database53 3d ago

And got spanked dressed like a cow by Steven Crowder

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u/rigat0ni_p0ny 5d ago

nightmare blunt rotation

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u/YetAnotherFaceless 5d ago

All the magic of Branson from your phone!

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u/Highly_high47 5d ago

man, tyler fischer wasted no time destroying his career in exchange for 5 minutes in the conservative circle jerk limelight. bold move

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u/ArtieEvans 5d ago

5 waiting

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u/DazzlingEmployment60 5d ago

Pandering for applause ≠ Comedy

I don't know why the Rogansphere comedians believe that.

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u/t3nsi0n_ 5d ago

Cant imagine being a maga comedian…. Have you heard the shit they laugh at? “Biden is old” OMG Hahahhahahjahah ………

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u/its_blathers 4d ago

Comic: You ever praise at a church?

Crowd: (cheers)

Comic: And they start singing Imagine Dragons?

Crowd: (agrees)

Comic: I mean, where are the dragons in the Bible? Right?

Crowd: …boo?

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u/DaisyGwynne 5d ago

Ayo this some kind full-tilt set up, man, to catch a master scoundrel. Capone and whatnot.

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u/New_Ly 5d ago

Phenomenal lineup holy shit if only Denny somehow snuck his way on

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u/IronJohnnyT 5d ago

Oh fuck what a horrible line up imagine going to a show with that lineup

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u/Puzzleheaded_Owl7524 5d ago

They should use this lineup to torture prisoners with boredom.

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u/Normal-Soil1732 5d ago

Maybe the best April Fools day prank

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u/Reading_Guy 5d ago

This has to be a joke right?

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u/Cool-Selection-5479 5d ago

Isn't one of those a rapist ? Allegedly...

And the rest are mentally unstable...

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u/cursed_phoenix 5d ago

Why do they need 5 'comedians' to tell the same 3 jokes?

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u/ProfessionalLack1028 5d ago

The eagle is a nice touch.

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u/Jealous_Store_8811 5d ago

Did that Tyler Fischer guy just noseplant straight into this shit? Like one minute he’s getting famous next minute he’s hanging with Roseanne?! Im pretty sure no one even cancelled him 

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u/eccotdolphin Facts 5d ago

Deuce Bigelow 3: Prager U Gigolo

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u/Thebabaman 5d ago

Lmao Bryan callen is a comedian? Jesus that itself is hilarious

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u/sabotnoh 2d ago

The only bit he ever did that was funny was about how scary his dad is. With the junkyard dog and the mountain lion.

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u/Aggravating_Aioli973 5d ago

He's a rapist first and foremost

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u/Thebabaman 5d ago

I have never heard that one before.

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u/Aggravating_Aioli973 5d ago

You live and you learn. And rape, in Bryan Callen's case.

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u/Same-Ad8783 5d ago

lol Penis Drager

The guy who wanted Iraq War dissenters censored.

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u/Responsible-Area-102 5d ago

Cringe is one thing. But why'd they they throw Ray Pest into the mix?

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u/STOMPS_R_US 5d ago

we've been spendin most our lives, livin in the fool's paradise

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u/zeeneke 5d ago

Rob Schneider is - a stapler!

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u/grizzlybearcanada469 5d ago

Only pos not there is Brendan schaub and like them he isn’t funny

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u/Free-Deer5165 5d ago

Jesus F Christ. It's like a Fools Lineup lol. 

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u/Kind-Enthusiasm-7799 5d ago

A full house of a fool’s paradise.

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u/Sudden-Reaction6569 5d ago

Prager U is nothing but an institution of propaganda.

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u/FoeTeen 5d ago

I have another name for them but I’d be banned for Anti-cementism if I commented it on plebbit

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u/WillieBangor 5d ago

Its an April Fools prank. There will be no laughter.

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u/gozutheDJ 5d ago

LOLOLOLOL

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u/Time_remaining 5d ago

I laughed till I puked!

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u/Memphis_Green_412 5d ago

Not for nothing, this looks pretty incredible.

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u/Wooden-Can-5455 5d ago

Using Callen's mugshot in the thumbnail is an odd choice.

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u/No-Arrival633 5d ago

Let's see 1Who? 2Who? 3 Idiot 4 idiot/loser 5Who? Hard pass

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u/FoolsOnDeck Old Hed 5d ago

How dare they make Fischer appear tall

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u/Big_Quality_838 5d ago

Oh, cool, that one dude from the Adam Sandler movies. Noice!

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u/hypocalypto 5d ago

Oh for fucks sake isn’t this the organization with the guy with a face too small for his head?

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u/bsjett Old Hed 5d ago

Think that's Turning Point USA, but it might be affiliated with PragerU, not sure. Dennis Prager is the giant Big Lebowski-looking radio host guy.

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u/DukeUniversipee 5d ago

All the stars are here!

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u/CardiologistNo616 5d ago

Why does Tyler look like he's on his 13th reason?

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u/TonySpamoni69 5d ago

yall remember the lockdown?

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u/[deleted] 5d ago

What, did all the local open mic'ers turn it down?

Jesus Christ, it's a lineup of has-beens and never-will-bes to behold.

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u/DarthSangwich 5d ago

Oh man Jeff Dye is funny . What happened

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u/No-Lychee-6174 5d ago

Where’s Jim Breuer?

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u/bsjett Old Hed 5d ago

He never SAID ANNOUNCED he was a conservative!

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u/imcrapyall 5d ago

Jesus Christ, these fucks think they're Nelson Mandela when all they did was rape, almost kill, and belittle a few people and races. Tyler Fischer only there because he probably has even worse dirt on them.

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u/d84doc 5d ago

Jeff Dye is really funny, like he is a great comedian, and I talk about politics so he has every right to talk about it too, BUT, he has become one of those people that posts these, gotcha videos as if he’s made this grand point that can’t be disputed. One of those guys that will say, oh the left first wants you to buy electric and now they hate and are burning electric cars, what a dumb group of people. Personally, burning teslas or harassing people that own them is dumb, BUT he tries to make it sound like liberals now hate all electric cars and helping the environment and no one knows why. When someone comments back, hey it’s just Teslas and it’s strictly because Elon is an unelected person gaining influence, information and power within the govt to enrich himself, while flashing the Nazi sign and openly paying people to vote the way he wants, Jeff just stays silent.

He now panders to a base. If a comedian wants to do jokes about politics and makes it clear which side they are on, fine, but it does get old when they pander, no matter if they are on the left or right.

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u/Memphis_Green_412 5d ago

he's closeted for pay. He sucks

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u/Puggpu 5d ago

Haha if you say so. Have a good day

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u/needhelpthrowwaway 5d ago

Funniest thing Jeff ever did was a hit and run

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u/FigAdvanced5697 Give it a Year™ 5d ago

You’re wrong, neither of you have any right to talk about politics

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u/Effective-Kitchen401 5d ago

get ready to not laugh

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u/Ok_Pension_5684 5d ago

What a mess... I must watch

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u/Rexoka 5d ago

Callen weasels his way into shit and it’s disgusting

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u/everydaystruggle1 5d ago edited 5d ago

What’s the target demographic for this? The 5 people who thought Dave Rubin’s The New Norm was edgy and hilarious?

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u/remoteviewer420 5d ago

A very specific group. 55-69 year old men WASPs who are exactly in the middle of middle class. At some point in their lives (probably late 80s) they gave to at least one televangelist. They've since liberalized (drinking beer and watching R rated films), but have never voted for a Democrat. Possibly considered voting for Ron Paul, but getting Obama out was too important, so the voted for Romney and/or McCain.

Oh, and they will absolutely say "our greatest ally" whenever Is real is brought up. Don't ask them what they mean by it. They absolutely have no clue why.

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u/Familiar_Spite2703 5d ago

So where is a comedy show where I can rip my ears and eyes out to enjoy the show?

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u/JasonF99 5d ago

Now, this is a real foolsgiving fucking feast

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u/Whateverman1980 5d ago

jeff did a string of shows where i live last week. suprised there was interest.

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u/billclinton527 5d ago

I can’t stand Tyler Fisher…those bangs coming out of the hat. Disgusting 🤮

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u/DJ_Osama_Spin_Laden 5d ago

I'm glad I'm not the only one who's repulsed by guys who don't tuck bangs into their hats.

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u/Substantial-Equal560 1d ago

Damn I didn't know I was supposed to mister fashionable

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u/motelbob 5d ago

I'm sure they are repulsed by you for superficial reasons too

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u/Togins 2d ago

Bangs poking out hat wearer confirmed

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u/everydaystruggle1 5d ago edited 5d ago

Bangs protruding - very very disrespectful!

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u/OldPurpose93 5d ago

Tyler Fisher: “ohhhh it’s like ohhhh I’m Jordan Peterson, what’s that aboot?”

Roseanne: “well they want to blame Israel for all their problems but it’s really chuck shumer and these fuckin libs pulling the strings”

Rob Schneider: “well they’re miserable, you know what they say, there’s no such thing as a democrat that’s NOT offended”

Callen: “ha! Ha HA! Well… let’s not… let’s not get carried away, I have a lot of friends who didn’t vote for trump and I can tell you, they’re not all bad people okay, I’ve even met some BILLIONAIRES who didn’t vote for trump and I would be totally comfortable with them around my kids”

everybody sulks

Jeff Die: smiles with legs crossed the whole time and doesn’t say anything

Comedy

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u/Medical_Ad_8827 5d ago

Bravo! (seriously)

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u/thefriendcatcher 5d ago

Nightmare blunt rotation.

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u/Imjamminlikejelly100 5d ago

So much content for Redbar to make fun of 🤣. This is almost too good to be true

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u/Electrical-Fold-2570 5d ago

Holy shit. Rob Schneider is the least cringe one

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u/InteriorOfCrocodile 4d ago

You wouldn't be saying that if you heard his set at America Fest 2024.

Not only was it the same level of cringe you get from the average middle-aged, ex-tweaker who mainlines Fox News and Facebook information bubbles, he absolutely fucking bombed.

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u/Electrical-Fold-2570 4d ago

Be that as it may, everyone else on this image is maximum cringe 

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u/-eOIOe- 5d ago

Oh the hackery

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u/Fit_Butterscotch2920 5d ago

Admiration is a heck of a drug

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u/dathowitzer 5d ago

This is a feast

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u/G_Peccary 5d ago

A fools smorgasboard.

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u/Guayota 5d ago

Tyler not looking well!

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u/DS3M Old Hed 5d ago

Veritable panorama of fools