r/RoastMe • u/Double_Mycologist280 • 3d ago

Started going bald at 18/19. Probably heard all the too young to be bald.

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7 Upvotes

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u/Helpful_Tea_6951 2d ago

First dad, then friends, now hair. Everything leaves you man...

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u/Double_Mycologist280 2d ago

😂😂😂😂

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u/doorbellfire 2d ago

You’re the one black guy who doesn’t look good bald

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u/D4m0n619 1d ago

Got the kinda head the Egyptians loved to carve

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u/Double_Mycologist280 1d ago

😭😭😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

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u/Soilerman 1d ago

Well that was around 25 years ago

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u/Double_Mycologist280 1d ago

I’m only 29 😭😂

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u/geistererscheinung 2d ago

Wow you're such a good washed-up motivational speaker.

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u/Snoo_61544 1d ago

if you go bald that early probably the skin of your head will come of aswel in a couple of months

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u/Present-Mirror-7669 1d ago

Look at the bright side, at least now you can show off that awesome tattoo of a, I wanna say, crab?

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u/Double_Mycologist280 1d ago

It was a cat 😂😂😂

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u/TraumatisedTim 1d ago

You got a head of a Milk Dud…a head of a Whoppers malted milk ball…I’m sure you probably thin too, built like a plain chocolate cake pop.

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u/Emotional-Battle8432 1d ago

You look much better bald. Too bad the tattoo above your ear makes you look like a dumbass negating any positives

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u/legendov 1d ago

Thanks man, I've been looking for my giant novelty 8 ball ... Oh that's your head

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u/Key_Shine3895 1d ago

Never mind going bald. It’s the alien shaped head I’d be concerned about

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u/IllNefariousness4309 1d ago

You look like a Milk Dud

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u/willdw79 1d ago

Question mark head ass

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u/Awkward-Cry2625 1d ago

Malcolm Jamal Warner’s asshole baby after Bill drugged his coffee and shanked his asshole

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u/OneStarTherapist 2d ago

First photo is someone I probably wouldn’t mess with.

But each photo gets progressively more weak until the last photo where I want to slap the back of your bald noggin and call you my bitch.

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u/Double_Mycologist280 2d ago edited 2d ago

lol sheesh! Idk what that means 😭Each photo gets “younger” or was taking earlier than the last that’s maybe why 🤣

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u/GenPandaRojo 2d ago edited 2d ago

Only four people in one day?! Man... At this rate I can safely say, your absent father probably cares more

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u/Double_Mycologist280 2d ago

😂😂😂 it just got approved I think! I know my daddy…. I think

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u/GenPandaRojo 2d ago

Old saying from Louisiana, goes like this; How do you know who your Daddy is? Cause your mamma told you. 🤔🤔

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u/Double_Mycologist280 2d ago

😂😂 that’s means she lied about my twin as well

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u/Double_Mycologist280 2d ago

I know I know my daddy cause I wasn’t successful I professional sports

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u/Ooloo-Pebs 1d ago

Consider taking hair regrowth products so we can call you Bropecia.

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u/Zoff811 1d ago

With all that savings on shampoo and Jerry Curl, you'd think you'd have a better wardrobe!

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u/wetshowerrug 1d ago

If it was the same as your beard hair, be thankful your head is no longer covered in pubes.

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u/torri_giano 1d ago

Roast? You already are!

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u/Ham-_-Steak 19h ago

Well, at least people now can see that ugly tattoo you have beyond your ear better

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u/TheKing_Logan 17h ago

You look like you just robbed a bank

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u/TheKing_Logan 17h ago

What left first, you dad or your hair?

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u/BigTexIsBig 14h ago

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u/Total_Campaign_1028 12h ago

Look at the bright side: your big ass melon is round af. No sign of flatness on the back no sir.

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u/Natural-Ad-4084 11h ago

You look like you listen to Common way too much

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u/dickmo1969 11h ago

You look like a young “who fucking cares?”

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u/tautjes 2d ago

You look like dmc's illegitimate son

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u/Reasonable-Point-766 1d ago

The look suits you well.

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u/Double_Mycologist280 1d ago

Thank you my friend! 🥹🥹✊🏾