21M Engineering UG challenging you all ;)

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You look like you're crying because you had to burn down your own call center for the insurance money 😒

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u/SH00T2K1LL- 5h ago

nah he looks like a drugged drug dealer out of an alley with deported homeless people.

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Couldn’t even wash the lube off your hands before you posted your next pic

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u/GenPandaRojo 1d ago

At least he rubbed the cum in his hair

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u/burns3016 13h ago

😂🤣😅😆

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u/No-Froyo-51 10h ago

That is what I was going to say, it looked like he just got done masturbating to goat porn.

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u/Subotai_Super_Shorty 1d ago

University of Garbage?

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u/predat3d 1d ago

He forgot the L. Y.

U.G.L.Y., he ain't got no alibi

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u/Lord-Doobury 1d ago

Under Gonads

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u/MuckleFuzz 1d ago

The only real attention you get is when you call IT and you end up just calling yourself

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u/IllNefariousness4309 1d ago edited 1d ago

Thanks for taking a break from shitting in the streets to make a post

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u/Finger_my_cock 1d ago

Engeneer that fucking catapillor off your mug

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u/No-Damage6935 18h ago

Idk why this one made me forcefully exhale but I like it

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u/OneMinuteManny 1d ago

I challenge you to sleep with a pillow that doesn't give you pinkeye.

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u/SS3599 1d ago

How many old people have you scammed out of their social security checks?

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u/Wide_Marketing3147 1d ago

I got diarrhea just by looking at you

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u/ContentLog2722 1d ago

Night shift 7-11 manager that fondled the big bites when the store is empty

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u/ContentLog2722 1d ago

And flipped through the hustler magazine

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u/detox02 1d ago

I know you go to Walmart trying haggle on the price for a bag of basmati rice

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u/SeaAttitude2832 1d ago

Ug. The response every blind date says on seeing you.

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u/Evening_Bench_7006 1d ago

What in the name of creation that apartment is in better shape than your right hand!

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u/RancidMandMs 1d ago

You need to engineer yourself a respectable mustache.

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u/Lord-Doobury 1d ago

While you're at it Sadpoo, check to make sure the lentils won't burn.

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u/HulkHogantheHulkster 1d ago

You got the ‘ug’ part right.

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u/Emotional-Vehicle-56 1d ago

This guys name is Mike Smith

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u/Separate_Routine8629 1d ago

Your eyes are fuckin red because probably you are deprived of sleep because of your CS night shift shitty job and then you come here convincing yourself that you are an engineer....what a joke!

Go get some sleep

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u/Character_Dance_5054 1d ago

Roasting aside, this is concern, wtf is wrong with your fingers?

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u/patto383 11h ago

They are transitioning

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u/theflamingskull 1d ago

Going by the filth, I'm going to guess rats chewed off that finger.

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u/Glittering_Bet_8610 1d ago

He needs to engineer a new finger. Fuckin frogman

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u/Flaky_Yam5313 1d ago

Is this the top engineering school in Mumbai?

Engineer a sense of contrast. A white shirt with a white background? Plus, you have only five colors in your photo. I can't believe there is a place this drab outside of a prison. And you have a shitty paint job above the worn-out duct tape on your door. You're probably so used to it that you didn't even notice.

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u/RoastMaster47143 1d ago

How do you say “I am the great Cornholio” in your language?

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u/ContentLog2722 1d ago

Say goodbye to your clock radio asshole

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u/Dizzy_Management9863 1h ago

😅

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u/HulkHogantheHulkster 1d ago

Terrence Howard is his lecturer.

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u/Upset-Kale664 1d ago

Not really much of a challenge is it…? Bros screaming side character energy…

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u/D-udderguy 1d ago

Dude is quite literally a 9 out of 10. You can count it on his fingers.

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u/SnooPaintings9155 1d ago

Vote for Pedro ass post.

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u/FantasticProfile882 1d ago

I bet ur carpet matches the drapes

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u/Certain_Painter_3126 1d ago

You look like you disappoint your parents because you could only get a degree in finance.

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u/ParamedicHonest5328 1d ago

u re already roasted twice.

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u/Helpful_Tea_6951 1d ago

You can finish crying before you close the help ticket. It's ok...

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u/Kost_M 1d ago

Maybe you should engineer an ergonomic lever to pull a shotgun trigger with your toes. Make sure you do your own testing, any mishaps are a facial upgrade.

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u/Dependent_Risk_9662 1d ago

Looking great for a prisoner.

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u/torri_giano 1d ago

Engineer a better mug!

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u/Evening-Mess-3593 1d ago

Wanking over a Lego model of a bridge does not make you an Engineering UG.

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u/Alarming-Sir4031 1d ago

DO NOT REDEEM THE CARDS

DO NOT REDEEM IT

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u/No-Catch-2210 1d ago

Who made your hands, Geppetto?

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u/D4m0n619 1d ago

Just go get my order, some of us have a life

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u/BeautifulPie4520 1d ago

Call centre engineer.

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u/Meebopunks 1d ago

Nowadays I guess they call people that work in Call Centers, engineers?

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u/Marble-Playground 1d ago

You have the AI fingers

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u/Serpent71 1d ago

Can you actually hear a train coming?

There's a documentary about that.

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u/WordSlayerSayer 1d ago

Here's your first engineering assignment--fix the paint on your door and spackle your walls...

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u/Awkward-Cry2625 1d ago

Your only challenge is is ripping open the dried cum seal on your asshole

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u/Marble-Playground 1d ago

You look like a 3rd world beavis

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u/HollowPointzzz 22h ago

Have I satisfactorily answered all of your questions? Thank you for calling Microsoft, this is Bill

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u/CommentAlternative62 21h ago

Thank you for calling technical support, please roast me.

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u/GS1969 21h ago

Nightmare alien fingers. I guess that's what happens when you don't use toilet paper.

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u/Zoff811 20h ago

The biggest challenge was already conquered! We endured the picture of your face!

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u/North-Print-8489 19h ago

If by engineering you mean "learning how to do scams via phone with a heavy Indian accent" then sure.

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u/No-Damage6935 18h ago

Why do I feel like your pork history should put you on a list somewhere?

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u/TheMerchantOfVenom 16h ago

Hey engineer, give me $10.00 on pump 2

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u/burns3016 13h ago

Engineering UG? Aren't you all?

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u/LilRed2023 12h ago

Space X is calling and wants you to shine their rocket boots lol

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u/Natural-Ad-4084 3h ago

Hello, my name is…Roger. May I initiate a screenshare with you?

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u/ABH2187 2h ago

U r cooked enough that u brown, no need to get roasted

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u/Active_Rub_478 2h ago

You look like you need a nap... now and forever.

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