Amuse me, do your worst!

[u/Imperialjade22]

[u/IllNefariousness4309]

I love the frame on your glasses, it really brings out the yellow in your smile

[u/BlueJeans25 → u/IllNefariousness4309]

I was gonna say he’s got more black heads than a Kanye concert but damn

[u/Miss_Louis_Vuitton → u/BlueJeans25]

More like white heads now 💀

[u/thewalkingwebbs → u/Miss_Louis_Vuitton]

More like Skinheads

[u/LengthPhysical8861 → u/thewalkingwebbs]

Foreskin heads

[u/Careful-Resolution58 → u/IllNefariousness4309]

Bro got every skin condition know to man, folliculitis, ringworm, acne, the avengers, fantastic four, injustice, bro got a multiverse on his forehead

[u/Imperialjade22 → u/IllNefariousness4309]

Daaaamn ☠️

[u/jsum33420]

I'm glad your skin cleared up. You still look like an incel, though.

[u/Imperialjade22 → u/jsum33420]

Funny that.... the pictures with clear skin are before pictures.... 😅

[u/Surprise_Thumb → u/Imperialjade22]

Jesus Christ. You really devolved into a fedora, leather jacket, and, a necklace.

Welcome, redditor!

[u/AdvokatefortheDevil → u/Imperialjade22]

Before he sucked 15 cocks covered in scabby genital warts

[u/Eamon83]

Obvious Brony

[u/Imperialjade22 → u/Eamon83]

Are you a psychic, or?.....

[u/Professional-Tax-615 → u/Imperialjade22]

It's apparent that no one ever told you that you should protect your lips from the sun while out in the middle of the desert. Shame.

[u/BoxNo3096 → u/Imperialjade22]

Oh god this is not it.. 😟😬

[u/DilophosaurusMilk]

If Ralphie from A Christmas Story was a lesbian.

[u/Lord-Doobury → u/DilophosaurusMilk]

I bet you sing Elton John hits in the shower while squeezing your nipples.

[u/almightyders → u/Lord-Doobury]

I hear he moans when he wipes

[u/Darth-Boogerus → u/DilophosaurusMilk]

How dare you assume it’s gender.

[u/Unusual_Advisor_6250 → u/DilophosaurusMilk]

Insert trophy here

[u/megan0633]

I think the mirror already does…

[u/Individual-Ad-2862 → u/megan0633]

Mirror mirror on the wall, am I the ugliest of them all?

[u/Imperialjade22 → u/megan0633]

FATALITY ☠️

[u/Shrikeangel]

You 💯 still get into trouble for stealing your mom's Victoria secret catalog. 

[u/Amazing_Variety5684]

Someone lit your face on fire and put it out with a fork

[u/Individual-Ad-2862 → u/Amazing_Variety5684]

Too high to visualize this, thank you 🙏

[u/FiestyOldtimer]

Love your thrift store style and your “fuck soap and water” forehead

[u/Imperialjade22 → u/FiestyOldtimer]

Honestly, the soap and water are more like "Fuck this, this shit is unrepairable!"

[u/Lettuce_Farmer]

Looks like your parents already did the worst.

[u/Imperialjade22 → u/Lettuce_Farmer]

Brutal! ☠️

[u/dregjdregj]

Trying to work out what constellation those spots make

[u/Imperialjade22 → u/dregjdregj]

That's a good one!

[u/MuckleFuzz]

How many times has your priest used your zits to play connect the dots with his cum?

[u/FilthMonger85 → u/MuckleFuzz]

Wow

[u/SeriousAsWasabi → u/MuckleFuzz]

Goddamn 

[u/Imperialjade22 → u/SeriousAsWasabi]

Ikr, this guy didn't hold back at all... 💀

[u/ElegantReaction8367 → u/Imperialjade22]

That’s what the nuns said.

[u/Imperialjade22 → u/ElegantReaction8367]

5× Combo!!! 💀

[u/Puzzled-Inevitable51 → u/MuckleFuzz]

[u/Dimmydummy40 → u/MuckleFuzz]

[u/Unusual_Advisor_6250 → u/MuckleFuzz]

Ooooh that one hits hard

[u/Chaseriino]

You look like the personification of the word autism

[u/Imperialjade22 → u/Chaseriino]

I am autistic... that checks out.

[u/tdurden1969]

Definitely rubs his dick on his sister’s Barbies!!!

[u/Juan_Calavera]

You as a kid:

[u/MurderBurgered]

You say M'Lady to yourself in the shower.

[u/Emotional-Vehicle-56]

This guy LARPS his dick

[u/megan0633]

Let me guess, you’ve never held a girls hand (can’t count the ones related to you)

[u/PurpleSunCraze]

Accutane in rare instances can cause blindness, so I say roll the dice. It’s going to solve one problem, maybe two if you’re lucky.

[u/pizzaboy066]

“What the hell is even that?!”

[u/Lord-Doobury → u/pizzaboy066]

He's the baddest ladies man to ever plunder the local morgue for a body count.

[u/AsparaGus2025]

You look like you started to transition, then changed your mind partway through.

[u/IDKUThatsMyPurse]

This is honestly how i picture the average Redditor

[u/Murashi]

[u/No-Damage6935]

How hard did you take it when your body pillow said it wanted to see other people?

[u/Imperialjade22 → u/No-Damage6935]

Bruh ☠️

[u/Weekly-Molasses-6141 → u/No-Damage6935]

After the pillow got over the STD he moved out

[u/malarkeyBS]

You look like something i drew with.my left hand

[u/Fundementalquark]

[u/Mulley0131]

Why don’t normal people ask to be roasted? Why is it always the low hanging fruit?

[u/Distinct-Bedroom1342]

Stop doing Adderall or Ritalin that sht causes acnce,wash ur face twice a day,make sure to moisturize sometimes, clean pillow sheets every week. Twice in hot seasons....

[u/Aware-Ad6456]

Very brave if you to post your before, during and after pictures of your transition from incel to lesbian.

[u/Boy_Noodlez]

Wart War 1 is being fought on the battlefield known as your face

[u/megan0633]

I’m sensing a theme with the purple and green clothes, were you trying to go for a ‘joker’ look along with that scared face?

[u/Certain_Painter_3126]

You look like you are going to be doing the remake of What's Eating Gilbert Grape, except Leo had to ACT autistic.

[u/MurseMan1964]

7 photos, 7 different genders.

[u/Lionz7848]

Not a roast but dude has a chad hairline and thick head of hair. If he discovers body building we doomed. 💀 I’m already cooked but that’s besides the point.

[u/Imperialjade22 → u/Lionz7848]

I think god covered you for this one tho. I unfortunately have Crohn's disease... so I don't gain muscle mass easily. 🥲

[u/snopuppy → u/Imperialjade22]

Wassup fellow Crohnie?

[u/Unusual_Advisor_6250 → u/Imperialjade22]

Oh shit now we all feel bad

[u/SS3599]

You look like Justin Bieber and Ed Sheeran took a shit

[u/IAM-1111]

Herpes flareups 365 days of the year is nasty work

[u/writeandgobroke]

The seven stages of keeping your virginity.

[u/RoastMaster47143]

You 100 percent have a flea market ninja sword

[u/ContentLog2722]

Your face scared the shit out of clearasil

[u/ContentLog2722]

Whoever cut your hair hates you

[u/MoreReputation8908]

Come on, now, guys. He’s got a look that really makes a statement.

That statement is “I’ve memorized the age of consent in all 50 states,” but still…

[u/Imperialjade22 → u/MoreReputation8908]

Holy Mother of God.... that's a massacre! ☠️

[u/Only1Fab]

You look like a lesbian

[u/redreber69]

The 1st and 3rd pics show burn marks of the cum shot shot gun spray of his boyfriend.

[u/mister-vain]

I surprised he didn’t grow his neck beard.

[u/Medical_Condition252]

Even your mom wanted a maternity test

[u/Heavy-Newspaper-9802]

I can’t do any worse than God did here so why try?

[u/Basic_Scale6330]

Jeffrey dahmer 2.0

Fedora man 

Elliot Rogers blond edition 

Look at this hipster 

Shady disguise for 3 easy payments of $19.95

Lesbo meet up . org 

Ellen DeGeneres younger years 

[u/Humble_Rush_1485]

Yikes, no need to roast you - life beat me to it. You should be angry your father came in your mother.

[u/Meebopunks]

When you look in the mirror, your reflection refuses you look back at you.

[u/The-GarlicBread]

You look like the type of guy that doesn't own fitted sheets.

In all seriousness, wash your pillow and pillow case weekly, and it will help with your acne.

[u/SimleX]

Dont need to check your profile to know you are into furry shit

[u/BashFulStranger1967]

One day Skippy, you'll grow out of puberty.

[u/Tacokolache]

None of us are going to do worse than your genetics.

[u/ConfusionProof9487]

How do you look both malnourished and fat at the same time?!

[u/supadupaxxx]

It’s the kid from the incredible INCREDIBOY!!!

[u/SkepticMaster]

Oh God... They still make this model? I thought we learned our lesson in my generation.

[u/Dangerouslemaisons]

Felt like I was following your coming out journey with each swipe

[u/EnvironmentalSea3799]

I think you forgot to post a photo of your wizard staff. I know you’ve got one 👀

[u/Imperialjade22 → u/EnvironmentalSea3799]

You're on to me!

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[u/Mert_Nertman]

You look like a day old bread salesman.

[u/RaccoonCityTacos]

Pat? Is that YOU, Pat!?

[u/Garish-Galoot]

You should stop letting dudes bust on your face, someone’s gonna notice all that stuff is herpes one day.

[u/DodgersUSA]

You’ll get your pimples back.

[u/THE-BSTW580]

For some reason It looks like there should be a duck bill where your mouth is

[u/JDGutterhine]

Leonardo DeCaffreo

[u/Helpful_Ad_7703]

Hello lesbian wanna be, did you scissored with your cousin 💋

[u/astronut321]

You look like a discord mod

[u/hdsprinkler]

You look like a person that would get arrested for f******The farmer's chickens

[u/Oddball_one]

This is what happens when an angry English lesbian decides to have a child and gets Boomhauer's sperm

[u/MoloTokBasS]

The Macys socks department hate to see him coming

[u/Wide_Marketing3147]

You look like you’re gonna try to sell death sticks to a Jedi

[u/torri_giano]

Kate McKinnon transitioning.

[u/Icy_Still6194]

You give chicks yeast infections from oral

[u/Shot_Obligation7160]

You definitely make your own German fecal porn. With you, "you have shitty taste" has multiple meanings.

[u/McPostyFace]

You look like one of those actors on the drugs to help reduce the chance of contracting HIV commercials

[u/ElegantReaction8367]

[u/sirgunt]

I like how you dressed up a piece of shit with a fedora

[u/boxfullofirony]

Sweet Jesus, where do we even begin?

[u/Intelligent-Fox7374]

Temu version of Justin Beiber

[u/GuidanceFrosty2955]

Just pick one I'm an outcast outfit style and stick with it

[u/orlocksbabydaddy]

You look like you vandalize teslas

[u/GenPandaRojo]

What ever you are doing , you're failing at it.

[u/Future_Parsley740]

I thought they didn't allow special needs people on this subreddit

[u/Competitive_Roof_740]

Flock of Seagulls is a mouth breather

[u/Savings-Permission96]

Brad Zitt.

[u/ohmygodadameget]

You have the facial hair of a nonce.

[u/CyborgMetropolis]

The guy has Jessie Pinkman chained up in a pit.

[u/Buttery_TayTay]

The fedora with the little vial of piss on ur neck is downright criminal

[u/SuspiciousLove7219]

[u/HueMensRDUMB]

You look like you drop the soap in front of your 'uncle' for Mt dew

[u/Ninja0_043]

The second photo looks like Leonardo DiCaprio on crack

[u/DrySeaworthiness1523]

Next gen sex offender

[u/SootG]

How many girls have you saved with your inner demon?

[u/trixter69696969]

[u/Olcott08]

Dont you have a train to catch. Polar Express kid...

[u/yonimanko]

You've been Beiberized

[u/DirtGuy]

You look like you posted before and after photos for a product that doesn’t work.

[u/Not_Soggypestos]

If Big Mouth ever makes a live action, ill let you know

[u/BNG1982]

What are your pronouns? I’m being serious.

[u/green49285]

You look like you still need permission to be outside after 9pm.

[u/yourpancakesmiling]

Fester Bummington, lead singer of Stinking Fart

[u/writeandgobroke]

You look like seven different virgins.

[u/seigezunt]

Now this is pod racing

[u/shitcoin_hoarder]

6/7 your stylin it right Dahmer

[u/mangoeatingtaurus]

This is peak “performative nerd”, the fedora is not conjunctive to your true spirit and it shows. Maybe try being original next time instead of piggy backing off of the creative mind of the incel before you.

[u/doubleinkedgeorge]

Gay magician who likes bakugan too much

[u/paulswife16]

Milky bar kid grown up.. with a drug problem..

[u/ProfessorElk]

Oh great, another kid not vaccinated against measles.

[u/Dynamic_Dano]

Did Proactive acne care sponsor this roast request? You almost look like a blue waffle in the first shots. Just without the blue.

[u/TransitionFamiliar39]

Fedora, check

Shit haircut, check

Poor personal hygiene, check

Virginity, intact

[u/Ned_Rodjaws]

I guess being the lead singer of Hervey Danger didn’t work out, eh?

[u/BackgroundTight928]

Siberian Trans Orchestra lookin schmuck sucka.

[u/Mr_Icing]

Who shot your face with an automatic air soft gun?

[u/Pretend-Theory-1891]

Real life version of Leo in What’s Eating Gilbert Grape

[u/Raqnr01r]

Leonardo de Caprio if he was born a lesbian with an extra 23rd chromosome.

[u/Flaky-You9517]

The Blews Brother

[u/Nonetoobrightatall]

He’s starting his own company, 26 and me. Don’t tell him.

[u/SGT-SLAUGHTER-]

They say that they can’t go back to the moon and all they have to do is fly to your forehead. Landing might be difficult with all the giant craters

[u/MemeMonkey_Games]

My cousin but blonde.

[u/wehttamman]

You really went full M'lady tips fedora in that second pic

[u/Leading_Bit9890]

Holly shit you posted a picture of you with chicken pox.

[u/lostmyselfinsauce]

Id think your classmates already did that enough bro looks like the fuckin polar Express kid

[u/fallen_banana706]

Oh man, that fedora is definitely working for you! You must be drowning in..... furry pussy?? I feel like your into furries??

[u/Longjumping-Salad484]

I would, but your month old body odor precedes you

take a shower. the paint on your walls will thank you

[u/isrealtomsmith]

Leonardo DiCrapio

[u/Dimmydummy40]

I've seen more upper lip hair on old grandmas. You can only manage one side.

[u/PrincessKiza]

Serious question! Do you like Mountain Dew and live in Arizona? You look like someone I know!!

[u/Ok-Data-3962]

It's Di Caprio from What's Eating Gilbert Grape.

[u/Realistic-Wheel9157]

He looks like ed Sharon then got divorced and is addicted to crack

[u/pritish_91]

Poor leonardo dicaprio

[u/Netninja00010111]

Man drugs are bad.

[u/Defiant-Ad-6580]

I can’t tell which way you’re transitioning

[u/The-CerlingCat]

Nice to see the local fuckboy change over the years

[u/Mrs_helifax_Spy]

Lives in Tucson in his mom's basement, masturbates to hentai and pornhubs 3x a night. His friends and meetups are online only. Has a collection of anime figures in a glass case he will never do anything with. Only job was Walmart since they hire anyone; most of his checks went to supplement his online games, gacha game skins and weapons. Currently on process for Social Security for ADHD on 2nd appeal.

[u/Agreeable-League-366]

You're crap at tying a tie.

[u/Ok_Adeptness4896]

2013 called, they want their glasses back

[u/patto383]

Carrying around a vial of blackheads he's popped during transition

[u/Excellent_Geologist2]

Pimple popping at its best

[u/hanukkuzz43]

Get some Neutrogena bud

[u/obitomkinobi]

Fucking acne pendants amirite

[u/Goose_Biscuits11]

When you're against capitalism but also want to speak to the manager when the cashier refuses your expired coupon.

[u/RealTilairgan]

Perhaps I treated Justin Bieber too harshly

[u/ukuleles1337]

Are we all ignoring the autism??

BWEKFEST

[u/MatsuriBrittany]

That second to last picture makes you look like a trannie

[u/FidoDido_25]

Leonardo FreeCaprio

[u/1VrySxyGuy]

Hi Chad.

[u/Pitiful-Weather-2530]

Baaah