r/RoastMe • u/[deleted] • 1d ago

Please roast me, I can take it I promise 😅😂

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37 Upvotes

75% Upvoted

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u/tautjes 1d ago

You look like a caveman that discovered Reddit

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u/Firm_Negotiation_853 23h ago

He’s got them Leonid Brezhnev eyebrows

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u/Alphakennyone_899 7h ago

We out here roasting the guy in replies than OP

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u/IEatLightbulbsSoWatt 1d ago

Something tells me you say: "I can take it, I promise" to ALL the guys.

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u/Kalzone6154 1d ago

Probably said it in prison

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u/eyeflue 1d ago

all at once

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u/JollySimple188 1d ago

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u/Lord-Doobury 7h ago

If you were a Gladiator your name would be Dildonicus.

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u/Next_Egg1907 1d ago

Save some eyebrows for the rest of us

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u/get_paid_get_laid 1d ago

You look like a need help with stuff on the top shelf

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u/SincerelyGrr 1d ago

I look short 😅?

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u/Sharp-Look8113 1d ago

Beauty is only skin deep, but ugly goes clean to the bone

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u/No_Tailor_787 1d ago

ICE is coming for you next.

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u/youngthugsmom 1d ago

He’s hiding in the stall

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u/Comfortable_Owl_5590 1d ago

He's wearing pajamas, he lives in the stall.

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u/zemol42 1d ago

Stealing glory hole jobs from Americans.

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u/1n2uition 1d ago

Run Fez Run

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u/oO_Moloch_Oo 1d ago

Bad boys bad boys whatchu gonna do when ICE comes for you?

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u/Ed_herbie 1d ago

When did you sneak back in, Elián?

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u/FamilyGuy421 1d ago

Underrated

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u/nightwing673 1d ago

" I can take it, i promise." As he taps the other guys foot under the stall.

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u/ak4733 1d ago

Temu Russel Wilson

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u/diajean112 1d ago

Are you in Targets restrooms?!

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u/SincerelyGrr 1d ago

No 😅😭

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u/TasherV 1d ago

That’s what she said. Just kidding, you chase away more women than axe body spray

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u/Slomb2020 12h ago

Temu Enrique Iglesias

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u/wasteofintel 1d ago

somebody took a steel pipe to martin cabello’s face

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u/musebrews 1d ago

Be my guest, be my guest leave the roasting to the rest!

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u/onefellswoop70 1d ago

Came to take a leak, but stayed for the gloryhole.

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u/Kost_M 1d ago

I bet you can take all sorts and shapes.

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u/UnhappyProfessor7658 1d ago

You look like Asian Silvester Stallone, Silvester no bones

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u/Insomniac50 1d ago

Why are you taking pics in a public bathroom. Strike that. I think we all know why.

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u/QuttiDeBachi 1d ago

That’s not a public bathroom, that’s his living room….

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u/perpetuallysicker 1d ago

Are you wearing pajamas in a public bathroom? I think you’ve already roasted yourself, I feel guilty saying anything more

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u/Helpful_Tea_6951 1d ago

All your pictures SHOULD be in the bathroom, because you're shit.

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u/SincerelyGrr 1d ago

Oof 😅

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u/[deleted] 1d ago

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u/SincerelyGrr 1d ago

Give me your worst!

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u/MajesticSite7183 1d ago

Gayer then Bruno

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u/VinnyBalls 1d ago

Oh we know you can take it bruh.

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u/VinnyBalls 1d ago

Gay and immigrant jokes aside, you look like the gay immigrant from The Office had a gayby with Aziz Ansari.

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u/Nyaaa123 1d ago

You're giving me the eye it's creeping me out

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u/skeetskeeterton 1d ago

Gayzor Ramone

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u/obaananana 1d ago

you look like havent said the first time in the mens bathroom

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u/CarbonRunner 1d ago

No wonder Joe Rogan isn't a fan of vaccines. He thinks his illegitimate son got the tism from one.

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u/Dafoopinz 1d ago

You most definitely look like you can take it

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u/MaterialTangerine600 1d ago

If Ricardo Milos had muscular dystrophy

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u/Alarming-Sir4031 1d ago

You look like a deformed Henry Cejudo

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u/suicidal-dickhead 1d ago

You kinda look like that guy who made those unhinged videos a few years back, talking about crazy conspiracies and how one of his friends burnt himself and his entire family to death

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u/mr_nub_nub 1d ago

Thought that mirror was distorted in the first picture. The second picture proved me wrong. You just normally look like a blind guy did your plastic surgery.

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u/SincerelyGrr 1d ago

Thanks I have a neurological disorder 😅

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u/mr_nub_nub 1d ago

At least you can take a joke lol

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u/SincerelyGrr 1d ago

Of course! Life’s not fun being all bitter and angry all the time lol

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u/mr_nub_nub 1d ago

Completely agree! Nobody gets out of life alive so we might as well enjoy it! Glad to know even on a page dedicated to bringing people down, wholesome interactions like this can happen.

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u/Stannis_hh 1d ago

You look like Lord farquaad if he had erectile disfunction and shorter hair

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u/DumbleDude2 1d ago edited 20h ago

You look like you could take a lot. You might just be the fairest prison princess of them all.

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u/JokullTheWolf 1d ago

Tienes un pene pequeño jaja

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u/Opposite_Surround143 1d ago

He looks like the type of guy that sticks his head under the bathroom stall door and says hi

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u/RoastMaster47143 1d ago

How many pesos for cheek implants?

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u/Derelictive 1d ago

Looks like you sleep next to a glory hole

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u/Diligent-Judgment725 1d ago

A new species of caterpillars discovered right above your eyes

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u/Marble-Playground 1d ago

Grow out your hair and you could visit dying kids in cancer wards who want to meet this creature

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u/Old_Pollution8585 1d ago

“I can take it, I promise.” You’ve said that before, but usually with your ass in the air, a pillow between your teeth, and dreams of being some burly dude’s slam piece in your head.

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u/thestowic 1d ago

Looks like he can't decide in what ethnicity he wants to be, is he asain? Mexican?

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u/Finger_my_cock 1d ago

Look on the bright side, if u don't have a snow shovel u can use ur face

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u/thedeuce75 1d ago

God, when he was putting your facial features on.

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u/Savings-Permission96 1d ago

Took these pics with a hidden prison phone during a bathroom break.

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u/noonesine 1d ago

Hey, what’re you lookin at?!

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u/No-Focus3422 1d ago

If JAWS was a person...

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u/bungalord 1d ago

Luis Mangione

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u/xtapalataketel 1d ago

Shouldnt you be out there in a special jungle and overlook special naked ladies cutting special leafs cabron?

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u/it_is_me_123 1d ago

you look like you're storing acorns in your cheeks for the winter

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u/WritingCharacter4768 1d ago

Bags under your eyes look like they can carry the Browns to a superbowl

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u/j_lee1958 1d ago

yeah you definitely look like you can "take it" all right.

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u/wolfbaron5 1d ago

If Enrique Iglesias and his sister had a son

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u/SincerelyGrr 1d ago

Calling me inbred? That one hurts 😭

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u/wolfbaron5 1d ago

Yes, but I’m also saying you look like Enrique so the glass, like your gene pool, is half full

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u/SincerelyGrr 1d ago

😅😅 well thank you I guess lol!

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u/TheMichaelAbides 1d ago

You stutter, don't you?

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u/SincerelyGrr 1d ago

Sometimes 😂

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u/TheMichaelAbides 1d ago

Yeah, we can tell.

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u/ReasonableSummer5671 1d ago

Second part is from his grinder bio 😂

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u/Square_Classic4324 1d ago

Not a roast but could someone PLEASE explain the appeal/motivation of people taking pictures of themselves in the shitter or while they are driving???????????????????

I don't get it.

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u/faucetpants 1d ago

The little bitch mentality of taking bathroom selfies means you don't get invited to the asada.

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u/[deleted] 1d ago

You said you could take it?!

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u/Apple_Scrumble 1d ago

Walmart Jeremy Piven

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u/Deathmaskdev 1d ago

Lowest cheekbones I've seen all year

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u/Free-Air5237 1d ago

The only love connection you will ever get is the glory hole in the bath room your in.

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u/LengthPhysical8861 1d ago

You look like Oscar de la Hoya if he was a gay midget

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u/LengthPhysical8861 1d ago

I know u come in men's but I don't think your clothes do.

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u/LengthPhysical8861 1d ago

You look like you broke the record for eating sperm-filled papusas

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u/LengthPhysical8861 1d ago

Does your BF/Tio know you're posting this?

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u/Wonderful-Exit-9785 1d ago

Mexicromagnon

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u/No-Blood-4282 1d ago

Todays subject: slavery looking ass

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u/National-Hat-2896 1d ago

You look like you just got out of the glory hole in the next stall, you sausage jockey.

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u/cropguru357 1d ago

It looks like you take it already.

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u/pongauer 1d ago

Those pictures where taken in a woman's toilet

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u/SincerelyGrr 1d ago

Well I am thinking of transitioning, so thanks 😅?

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u/JerseyTom1958 1d ago

Googly eyed chihuahua looking slow adult

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u/SincerelyGrr 1d ago

😭😭😭

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u/glitterysweater 1d ago

Is this the guy from the autism show?

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u/SincerelyGrr 1d ago

Damn 😅

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u/mdosalazar88 1d ago

Lookin like the Shein version Luigi Mangioni. Bro is living out the local LA Fitness.

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u/Dense_Fail_755 1d ago

“I can take it I promise” is what he tells allllll the boys.

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u/NoBar5251 1d ago

First off, get out of the women’s restroom, you perv.

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u/Marlboro_man_556 1d ago

Your dad is up there with his 72 virgins just wishing he could take back that load he shot into your mom.

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u/SincerelyGrr 1d ago

Damn lol! I’m that ugly 😂?!

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u/Certain_Painter_3126 1d ago

You look like Bollywood Joe Rogan

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u/SincerelyGrr 1d ago

So far I’ve been called Mexican, Arab, Asian and now the newest edition to the list… Indian 😅😂

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u/daddysslutpaige 1d ago

"I can take it" you have plenty of experience saying that in men's public restroom

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u/Lettuce_Farmer 1d ago

It doesn't look like a roast is the only thing you've taken up the ass.

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u/SincerelyGrr 1d ago

Oh my gosh.. lmao

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u/GS1969 1d ago

Get back to work, Datu. That toilet ain't going to clean itself.

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u/SincerelyGrr 1d ago

🫡

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u/GS1969 1d ago

Ha! Have a great day my man!

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u/[deleted] 1d ago

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u/Pandemonium1x 1d ago

You look like you let a kindergartner cut your hair with safety scissors before letting them loose on your eyebrows.

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u/Emotional-Stick6707 23h ago

ICE is on the way.

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u/SincerelyGrr 23h ago

Shiiiit 🏃🏻💨

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u/DockDogMan2004 23h ago

Do you hang out in the men’s bathroom and take pictures in your pajamas all the time.

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u/SincerelyGrr 23h ago

Well no 😅

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u/SH00T2K1LL- 23h ago

tautjes I agree

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u/shadyjohnanon 23h ago

I'm sure you're used to taking it

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u/Hefty-Hovercraft-717 23h ago

“I can take it” that’s what he tells all the truckers that he goes ass up for in that bathroom.

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u/SincerelyGrr 23h ago

Well damn.. lol

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u/nolerama 23h ago

You look like an illegal immigrant Fred Flinstone

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u/SincerelyGrr 22h ago

Lmao this one made me laugh

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u/Fundementalquark 22h ago

You like a latino Keebler Elf.

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u/SuspiciousLove7219 22h ago

Ice is coming

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u/[deleted] 22h ago

I think I saw your mom cleaning my hotel room.

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u/SincerelyGrr 21h ago

Lmao cmon dude 😅

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u/[deleted] 12h ago

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u/Far-Paleontologist49 22h ago

Slow day at the office?

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u/Weneedaheroe 22h ago

ICE is going to find you in that bathroom.

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u/Squirrelpack 16h ago

You look like you take it from pretty much any dude you meet. Those eyes have seen a lot of wieners.

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u/Lifeesstwange 15h ago

You always hear about Arnold’s illegitimate son, but have you heard about Van Damme’s…..?

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u/DrQuack32 http://redd.it/5vvq16 15h ago

I get the feeling you took this photo on your 10min break from being the bathroom janitor

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u/LilRed2023 14h ago

🧊 is on their way flee the Reddit as quick as you can.

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u/New_You400 14h ago

Roasts on Reddit aren't the only Thing that you're used to taking.

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u/ibermc 14h ago

I can take it I promise--I bet that's also your go-to pickup line in the men's room

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u/AdPrior1061 13h ago

No need, looks like god already did it for you….

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u/Automatic_Sun9181 13h ago

If a cheeto was a person

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u/Mek0nr 12h ago

You look like the live action version of that monkey from Aladdin..

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u/okgloomer 12h ago

Got that "freshly shaved terrorist" look

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u/Canadianretordedape 11h ago

I was gonna roast you but I’ll wait until ICE takes you home first.

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u/stonebat3 11h ago

Just little more then your eyebrows will be united

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u/Dietzy42 11h ago

The love spawn of Russell Wilson and Cher

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u/seifilis 11h ago

You'll make big money when they start casting for "Crash the Bandicoot" live action movie

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u/DoqHolliday 11h ago

Maybe just go ahead and voluntarily adopt the guidance of Megan’s Law at this time.

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u/y0m4m4l0v3s1t 10h ago

Looks like you’re transitioning to virgin/incel.

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u/Capable-Face-7846 10h ago

Waiting in the bathroom for random guys to peek at.

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u/Antique_Emphasis_687 10h ago

Good now go take a fashion course bc you dress like a clearance rack.

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u/Natural-Ad-4084 9h ago

You look like every roofer in Florida

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u/Proudjew1991 8h ago

Where’s your bag of naranjas.

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u/ChickenSlow9502 8h ago

You’re not even worth the time it takes to roast you, but lucky for you, I’m feeling charitable

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u/jzmina 8h ago

Must be a target bathroom, he is not allowed within 500ft of a school

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u/Snacky_Cake 7h ago

You look like you tried to look nice while wearing pajamas. Not sure what to make of that.

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u/Dboy5031 7h ago

Not the first time you have said that in a mens room

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u/KevinBacon1125 7h ago

Your right eye is higher than the left.

No disses, just facts.

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u/FrizzyMopwithSodaPop 6h ago

You look like you can take a lot of things... I daresay even all at once.

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u/TheresMoreThanOne 6h ago

You have the most interested eyebrows on the most uninterested face

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u/Appropriate-Tea-9721 6h ago

You look like a Hamas reject

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u/madethisforroasting 6h ago

You look like Kyle from Nelk with chromosomal abnormalities

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u/doggeatdawgworld 1d ago

The Croods is having a live-action adaptation you should audition for it

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u/predat3d 1d ago

Just like he took your catalytic convertor

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u/torri_giano 1d ago

Do it yourself by looking in the mirror.

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u/Mr_Icing 1d ago

I bet these insults aren’t the only thing you can take😉😘

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u/ExactlyThreeOpossums 1d ago

Your face would be normal shaped in a fun house mirror

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u/WordSlayerSayer 1d ago

Naw, ICE still isn't going to let you back in, even after your sex change...

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u/Conscious-Permit-466 1d ago

Don't pee in that sink.

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u/Sidehugsam 1d ago

It's FES!

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u/GenPandaRojo 1d ago

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u/SincerelyGrr 1d ago

What does this mean exactly 😅?

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u/TheSnoFarmer 1d ago

I wore those kind of shorts when I was like 7, goat fucker

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u/Slh1973 1d ago

If Butch Dog from Tom and Jerry was a person

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u/BeanRunnerBean 1d ago

Live action croods film