r/Satisfyingasfuck • u/BrownSunrise • 1d ago

Perfection 👌

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u/nihosehn 1d ago

and I hit the door frame when I walk

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u/karvup 1d ago

Doorknobs are the nemesis to the back of my hand

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u/ghostpeppers156 1d ago

Drawer handles keep trying to steal my pants

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u/ExcitedGirl 1d ago

You're an aspie, right? Probly hit the corner of the table, too - & you trip on the book on the floor the cat sits on...

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u/Tut_Rampy 1d ago

Maybe lose some weight?

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u/Winrevair 1d ago

Hell yea

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u/0BenD 1d ago

Hawk Tuah

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u/Grouchy-Engine1584 1d ago

Neither on of them spit on that thang.

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u/kennhavoc 1d ago

Hawk flew-a in between them thangs

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u/DMRT1980 1d ago

Perfect !

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u/ItsmeWillyP 1d ago

Would have been a lot cooler if he tucked his wings in and did a barrel roll through the gap.

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u/WeirdIndividualGuy 1d ago

And if the video wasn’t slowed down

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u/Foolfook 1d ago

I was literally like "eeyyy goddamn" when he went through

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u/TangeloBubbly2675 1d ago

Such a beautiful creature

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u/kabthesax 1d ago

That was so fucking cool!

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u/Chemical-Doubt1 1d ago

From what I've heard, birds see motion in considerably more frames per second than humans which makes this look amazing to us but completely standard to a bird. The comparison I have heard is "A movie running at 24 frames per second, which humans perceive as smooth motion, would appear as a series of still images to a bird."

Amazing nonetheless

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u/kuros2023 1d ago

Now try harder with some dd.

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u/Foreign_Fly6626 1d ago

Now that's talented !!

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u/SC1168 1d ago

Wow…like a perfect athlete. So cool. 😎

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u/IntrepidWanderings 1d ago

Until you watch them tumble off therfore perches when they get excited... And yes it happens pretty often.

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u/Minimum-Register2120 1d ago

That’s sick

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u/Capitalistdecadence 1d ago

What if we kissed over a falcon at the bird races?

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u/[deleted] 1d ago

What if we fucked each other with cauterised beaks?

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u/Big-Discipline15 1d ago

And now you can kiss

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u/[deleted] 1d ago

That’d be a bit hawkward

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u/NewTHULTHUL-exe 1d ago

Ohh wow what a nice videooo.... Wait a hawk , what are you doin man

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u/A1Mayh3m 1d ago

Going to teach mine to do this lol