r/Scotland • u/InnisNeal • Jul 12 '24

Shitpost It's time to get our second favourite teams strips on... 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿🤝🇪🇸

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u/Connell95 Jul 12 '24

People whose entire personality is being bitter about England are pretty damn funny.

Especially when (going by the flat) they don’t even appear to live in Scotland.

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u/InnisNeal Jul 12 '24

that flats literally in springburn mate

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u/ElbowDroppedLasagne Jul 12 '24

Bigger locks on the front door than Fort Knox! /s

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u/Connell95 Jul 12 '24

Okay, dude. The rest stands.

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u/ExpressBall1 Jul 12 '24

Honestly the banter might be funny if there was any wit to it. It's literally just the same joke on repeat for decades.

"hey look I'm wearing the shirt of X country and waving their flag because they're playing England" is the national joke every single major tournament for my lifetime. Scotland is like a country full of redditors who only know 1 joke. Worst banter nation on Earth.

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u/[deleted] Jul 12 '24

Worst banter nation on Earth.

Have you met any Americans?

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u/Unlucky_Book Jul 12 '24

Have you met any Americans?

I think i did, but they all told me they're Scottish

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u/[deleted] Jul 12 '24

A whole 1/256 I bet

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u/Connell95 Jul 12 '24

And there’s never really any punchline beyond “oh ho ho, at my tenth desperate attempt a team has beaten England lol (plz ignore that Scotland didn’t score a goal plz plz)”

It just ends up looking quite sad, especially at times when England are wildly better than Scotland and actually seem like quite a decent bunch of guys.

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u/EveningYam5334 Jul 12 '24

Oh look another moaner who thinks football banter is the same as being “bitter about England”

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u/Connell95 Jul 12 '24

Dude pretty much your entire posting history is whining about England.  Nobody buys it is lighthearted banter when you are so obviously red-faced and furious about them.