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Shitpost President cunt they say

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u/Objective-Resident-7 1d ago edited 1d ago

And tries to put his opinion on other people.

He was sure that Greenland would choose to be American rather than part of the Kingdom of Denmark (I don't say Danish, because they are clearly not Danish).

Greenland made its opinion clear.

And then JD Vance went, intended to find Greenlanders to back him up, and was chased like Nigel Farage in Scotland.

The only place he visited in Greenland was a US military base.

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u/Euphoric_Eye_4116 1d ago

You make it sound like he was too scared to face the people of Greenland? Surely not this macho man. /s

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u/CindiK8 1d ago

Initially read as "nacho" man, and  saw no sarcasm.

He is as brittle as dried tortilla chips, and as spineless as soggy nachos.

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u/Euphoric_Eye_4116 1d ago

I’ve had stronger streams of piss than that poor excuse of a man.

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u/CindiK8 1d ago

Indeed. As do the entire population of Greenland, including their newborns.

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u/throwawaysquirrel68 1d ago

He's doing a grand job. Jsut waiting until farage gets to become the pm. You'll be going mental. 🤣

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u/Euphoric_Eye_4116 1d ago

What’s wrong with Farage? He is going to make Britain great again

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u/throwawaysquirrel68 1d ago

Yep he will

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u/Euphoric_Eye_4116 1d ago

Why wait for Farage? You could move to the USA. Experience how amazing it is for yourself?

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u/Euphoric_Eye_4116 17h ago

Have you ever been there?

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u/Dry_Pineapple_5352 1d ago

The Cunt and Nacho Man. I think I have to send email to Marvel.

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u/Objective-Resident-7 1d ago

I know you're joking, but they DID try to find Greenlanders to meet with Vance. None agreed.

Not a single Greenlander.

You would think that you would have one who would do it for the laugh.

But no. Zero Greenlanders wanted to talk to him.

We're talking about a really small population here. If you were the guy to talk to Vance, EVERYBODY would know about it and you would be ousted from society.

And correctly so. Vance is an invading force.

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u/Euphoric_Eye_4116 1d ago

People with integrity! Americans should take note. *not all Americans but quiet a few.

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u/no-clueshere69 1d ago

"Macho, macho man" even 😉

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u/Wednesdaysbairn 1d ago

I found that very interesting when I worked in the US for a while - mixed democrats/republicans, mixed education, mixed aged adults - all of them believed fully that their country was the best in the world. Genuinely believed that we all wanted to live there. Blew their minds when I resigned rather than relocate.

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u/edingirl 1d ago

The average American hasn't been outside their state, never mind their country - they know zero about the world

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u/Legitimate-Iron7121 1d ago

American states are often larger than many countries. I’m American born, have citizenship in the States and Canada, and have lived in Glasgow for two years over in Scotland. Struck me while in Scotland and the overall UK that it was smaller than my home state let alone Ontario where I lived in Canada. Americans (and Canadians) don’t really need to travel beyond their countries when they are the largest and some of the most geographically diverse on the planet.

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u/MWizz27 1d ago

Yeah except the by-product of that lack of travel and exposure to other cultures is the kind of ignorance that leads to the election of dickheads like Trump.

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u/PurposeUsed7066 1d ago

Same issue that’s evident with Asian countries. The result is xenophobia, except unlike Asia America comes with an unhealthy dose of Racism, and a bewildering superiority complex from the bottom up. At some point we chose to be the bad guys.

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u/Legitimate-Iron7121 1d ago

Lack of exposure to other cultures is one of the least accurate ways to classify America.

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u/MWizz27 16h ago

You think the average white American immerses themselves in other cultures? Or do you think they complain about immigrants not speaking English while eating Taco Bell?

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u/Bobswife72 1d ago

I read they asked people if they wanted to meet Vance and his wife they all said no 😂

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u/yungsxccubus 15h ago

greenland? never heard of it. you must mean red-white-and-blue-land, another beloved trump win! (don’t ask me about egg prices)

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u/Objective-Resident-7 12h ago

Maybe Europe should take Alaska then.

The flag looks pretty European to me.

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u/yungsxccubus 12h ago

hmmm. i’ll give keir starmer a wee text and see what he says, you know he’s a bit of a wet wipe when it comes to hostile takeovers :/