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u/BrewsterHas 17h ago
It's very well executed, I'll give you that. You've gone to a talented tattoo artist.
Not my taste in terms of tattoos or refreshments, mind you.
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u/Curious_Strike_5379 1d ago edited 1d ago
My Grandad had my Nanna's name tattoo'd on his todger, she was called Wendy but when he wasn't excited you could only see the W and Y. while on holiday in the Caribbean, Grandad went to pee and stood beside a guy with the same tattoo on his todger,Grandad asked if his wife was called Wendy and the guy asked him why, Grandad said that when it expanded his tattoo said Wendy to which the guy said when his was expanded it spelt Welcome To Jamaica And Have A Nice Day.
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u/Bad_Hippo1975 Caustic, Not Agnostic 23h ago
Your choice in tattoos matches the brand of booze: sickly and tasteless.
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u/Affectionate_Key1147 1d ago
Your whole personality is being Scottish...
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u/abstract_brain 1d ago
.......and proud ๐ด๓ ง๓ ข๓ ณ๓ ฃ๓ ด๓ ฟ
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u/Magical_Harold 1d ago
But itโs not even Scottish.
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u/abstract_brain 1d ago
Those wee funky monks have been making that black potion for years, and we Scottish have adopted it as our own. Irn Bru and Buckfast are our national drinks ๐ช๐ป
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u/tallbutshy 1d ago
Irn Bru and Buckfast are our national drinks ๐ช๐ป
Bru's been ruined and LD is the superior jake-juice
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u/BrewsterHas 17h ago
Irn Bru is national certainly, Buckfast is regional I'd say
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u/Frequent-You369 15h ago
I used to work in an off-licence on one of the main roads in/out of Edinburgh. The following scene would be played out two or three times a year.
A road construction worker with a Glasgow accent enters the shop and looks around with confusion. He then approaches the counter.
RCW: Where's yer Buckie?
Me: Ah, sorry, we don't sell it.
RCW: Eh?
Me: No demand, no-one drinks it here.
RCW: [Agog] Eh?
A second road construction worker then enters the shop.
RCW2: Whoat's happenin'?
RCW1: [Gravely] They dinnae sell Buckie.
RCW2: [To me] Buckie, son. Buckfast, ken?
Me: Yeah, I know what it is, we just don't sell it.
RCW2: Eh?
Actually, the only time I've seen it in Edinburgh was when I lived just off Easter Road, next to the Hibs ground; whenever Rangers or Celtic were playing there would be almost-empty bottles of the stuff lying on doorsteps or car roofs.
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u/Deadend_Friend Cockney in Glasgow - Trade Unionist 54m ago
If that was the case why would he have a bottle from Devon in England tattooed on him?
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u/Bawbag420 1d ago
I know a guy with a can of special brew tattoo, he also has several other funny ones but it would be obvious who I was talking about to anyone who's met him if I mentioned those lol.
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u/Curious_Strike_5379 1d ago
Oh the beloved tramp juice.Needs a string vest and a head band.
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u/Vectorman1989 #1 Oban fan 1d ago
Is Buckie tramp juice? I always associated the dirt cheap gutrot cider or high strength beer with tramps.
Always thought Buckie was more of a teen delinquent tipple.
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u/Adventurous-Rub7636 22h ago
Vibes that tell A tale ofโฆ.. T in the Park Veteran cordial relationship with the ex for the sake of the kids. Lives in Hill foots. Full time employed. disillusioned with the Indy movement but will never leave it fuck the Toaries alba gu braith
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u/Itchifanni250 17h ago
Donald Trump is more Scottish than Buckfast โwineโ, any room for one of him?
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u/Efficient_Impress570 1d ago
Wine is too light
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u/abstract_brain 1d ago
It's been drunk and filled with piss ๐๐ป
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u/Efficient_Impress570 1d ago
You or the bottle?
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u/abstract_brain 1d ago
I've been drunk, AND I'm filled with piss......I'm a bottle!! ๐คฏ Mind = Blown!!
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u/jw00lsey 1d ago
Weird to put a tattoo of an English drink in the Scotland subreddit
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u/abstract_brain 1d ago
Scotland has well and truly adopted Buckfast as our own. Irn Bru and Buckfast are our national drinks. Those wee funky monks are doing us proud ๐ด๓ ง๓ ข๓ ณ๓ ฃ๓ ด๓ ฟ
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u/HorrorAlternative553 1d ago
Actual nonsense ๐คฃ
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u/abstract_brain 1d ago
That's gonna be carved on my gravestone ๐
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u/HorrorAlternative553 1d ago
If you keep claiming some sort of unique Scottish affinity to buckfast then it might happen!
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u/Dutch_Dresden 1d ago
Scotty Fairno, is that you?
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u/fillemagique 1d ago
If youโre being genuine, itโs really not cool to doxx people.
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u/Dutch_Dresden 19h ago
Oh for fuck sakes, you bunch of thight c#nts. Fairno is a youtuber who also drinks this stuff. Look it up.
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u/fillemagique 19h ago
Yeah, everyone doesnโt know every random youtuber that you like.
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u/Dutch_Dresden 18h ago
Then why are you commenting on my post? Maybe do some research before you start whining.
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u/fillemagique 13h ago
Oh aye. Iโm just going to go researching every single YouTuber to see if they happen to drink Buckie because of a single comment on Reddit.
I made a mistake by asking but Iโve seen people outed on threads before when someone has spotted someone, it wasnโt that far fetched ffs.
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u/TehNext 1d ago
Nice actual tat, subject matter aside