r/ScottishFootball 1d ago

Highlights Another classic from “Super” Jack Butland.

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u/leswhinin 1d ago

Very good. Making fun of a guy who has poppadoms for hands. It's a serious condition.

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u/Electronic-War1077 1d ago

I saw Hibs were winning with an Xg of 0.02. Makes sense now.

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u/nnnnkm 1d ago

Hahahah

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u/Thesquire89 1d ago

100 games, 101 goals conceded

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u/AssignmentOk5986 1d ago

This a real stat?

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u/Thesquire89 1d ago

It is indeed

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u/tellmewhattodopleas 1d ago

£20 million move and another England cap incoming for sure!

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u/BillOakley Specky Banger 1d ago

To be fair to Butland, he is absolutely shite and always has been and anyone who ever thought otherwise was engaging in flagrant self-delusion

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u/Kolo_ToureHH 1d ago

England call up though

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u/Disastrous_Cup_3279 1d ago

So last season he was very good and dug us out of a hole many times. He has just dropped off a cliff this season and the amount of horror shows is next level. Feels like every game atm

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u/AssignmentOk5986 1d ago

It was the moment Southgate turned up to the stadium. Genuinely rattled him that he was being looked at

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u/Disastrous_Cup_3279 1d ago

The drop-off has been staggering

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u/middayramadanbuffet 1d ago

Southgate walking out early was the end of him

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u/almightybob1 1d ago

Did he not even stay to boo? Poor form

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u/RaiD_Rampant 1d ago

gareth southgate subway loyal

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u/GuyIncognito211 1d ago

His drop off started last season tbf. He played a big part in you losing the league

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u/adidassamba 1d ago

Don't forget he also sold the cup final in the final minutes last season as well

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u/GuyIncognito211 1d ago

Cost us 9 million the cunt

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u/adidassamba 1d ago

How?

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u/GuyIncognito211 1d ago

Idah scoring that goal likely lead to us prioritising betting him in the summer instead of someone actually good

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u/adidassamba 1d ago

True, he's a bit shite for that type of money

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u/Disastrous_Cup_3279 1d ago

He really didnt it was playing like we are at the moment - all the posession no output.

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u/FatRascal_ 1d ago

Have a look at his experiences at other clubs. How he was ever presented as a star is beyond me.

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u/Disastrous_Cup_3279 1d ago

He did amazing when he started that was what mattered then - what did before isn’t hugely relevant.

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u/FatRascal_ 1d ago

It is when he’s repeated the pattern

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u/DisasterouslyInept 1d ago

He was poor at the end of the last season if we're being honest. Had a really poor pre-season too, so it's not like his poor form since is a surprise.

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u/-Krny- 1d ago

He was shite majority of last season too. Had an Ok few months up to xmas.

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u/walshybhoy 1d ago

Feel like he’s never been the same since he had all that England chat

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u/Playful-Listen6011 "I can shoot. Shoot. A goal yayyy"🍀 1d ago

Tbf how was he supposed to know I swapped his hands out for hula hoops this morning

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u/ProEra-47-420 I Love My Flairless Life 1d ago

This is the jack butland I remember from Palace. Class.

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u/Yerdas_Selzavon I Simp For Horny Cumball 💦 1d ago

Southgate watching him killed his career

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u/Thesquire89 1d ago

I also believe this was the cause of the downfall. Would love to see a before and after from that moment of his stats

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u/Thefitz5811 1d ago

I think you mean Matt O’Riley’s panenka.

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u/Less_Paint_2285 1d ago

Obligatory “whits the goalie dain Tom”.

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u/Cobretti18 Aberdonian Peter Kay 1d ago

I don’t think he’s very good

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u/coopy1000 1d ago

He's one of my favourite rangers keepers.

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u/Low_Refrigerator_666 1d ago

15M will get you to the table I kept hearing last year.

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u/TheSameInnovation 1d ago

Be fair. This is the 43rd best goalie England have or something.

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u/DisasterouslyInept 1d ago

Up to March last year he was the main reason we were still in a title race, ever since he's arguably been the main one we're miles off now. It's a bit of a shame as he clearly is a talented keeper, but he's not got the mentality to handle any sort of pressure or adversity. 

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u/smcl2k 1d ago

Tbf, you've conceded 13 more goals than Celtic and scored 26 fewer. There are problems at both ends, but up front looks like the biggest issue.

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u/DisasterouslyInept 1d ago

We're averaging more than 2 goals a game, that's fine considering where we are right now, could obviously be better, but I think it's largely fine right now. The biggest issue is that we're essentially starting with a goal deficit every game, and seem to be chasing equalisers far too frequently. Mentally it must be exhausting knowing you're never secure in a game because your keeper is due one. 

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u/bambinoquinn 1d ago

The year before villa signed martinez, they were very very close to signing Butland, but there was a late change of plan because of a recent injury he got and they signed Tom Heaton instead and butland went to palace.

I can't even contemplate how different things would be for villa, they wouldn't be in the champions league quarter finals

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u/BubbleBlacKa it’s nothing personal we just don’t like Hibs 1d ago

101 conceded in 100 apps btw…

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u/BedroomFootballScout 1d ago

This and his kicking being as bad as it is. Shocking how he even pro

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u/jammac96 1d ago edited 1d ago

Terrible goalkeeper stealing a wage because he's got caps for England, should be ashamed of himself. People save up for years to go and support rangers and to put in the level of performance he has recently is disgraceful. Him and dessers should be the first out the door come the summer.

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u/fangus Ungrateful Little Teuchter Cunt 1d ago

Yeah but have you considered that it’s very funny?

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u/Organic-Source-7432 1d ago

Give the boy a chance ffs could be England’s number 1 🤡

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u/PanzerPi 1d ago

I swear he WAS good though, I'm sure he was, mad the fall off though.

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u/Vivid_Ice_2755 1d ago

In terms of mental strength,it's the hardest position on a football pitch. Anyway off, you re all the way off

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u/vandamin8or 1d ago

"Shitter" Jack Butland

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u/BedroomFootballScout 1d ago

This is what happens when you insist on your keeper playing with feet rather than focusing on making saves

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u/AssignmentOk5986 1d ago

This is what happens when your keeper is shit

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u/Kolo_ToureHH 1d ago

Jack Butland can play with his feet?

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u/nguvo 1d ago

Super-bly shite

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u/SWL83 1d ago

Jokes on all the Celtic fans with the trying to make “low to the left” a thing, when it’s always been just anywhere near him. Who’s laughing now huh!

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u/Equal_Investigator88 1d ago

Fuck fuckin fuckin fuck

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u/beigelettuce 5h ago

As far as wages versus ability goes, Jack Butland is the worst goalkeeper we've ever had.

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u/AstroZombie1 1d ago

That's a howler for sure but I can't fault the strikes technique TBF.

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u/mccannopener93 1d ago

Is he really that bad?

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u/kingkornish 1d ago

the fall off has been wild