Transcript from Shad's Minecraft movie video, just like he did with Rachel Zegler he attacks Jack Black, uses A LOT of ableist language, & talks about Minecraft in a way that makes me think he actually doesn't know that much about the game. What do you guys think?

[u/TripleS034]

[u/MikolashOfAngren]

At first I was expecting physically ableist language, but then I figured that Shad wouldn't weight-shame Jack Black because it's not like he's any better, lmao.

[u/Actual-Way6534 → u/MikolashOfAngren]

Shad literally has a term for overweight people that rhimes with the N-word

[u/Francis_Tumblety → u/Actual-Way6534]

Bigger? I can’t think of any other word.

[u/Actual-Way6534 → u/Francis_Tumblety]

Yes. He calls himself and Oz Bigger jokingly while calling Nate(dunno if It's the thin guys name) a light supremisist, making fun of real issues

[u/DragonGuard666]

Of course there's some girlboss complaining. Can't ever have a woman look better than a man!

What a very 'normal' review for what no doubt is a goofy movie aimed at kids. /s

[u/Remarkable-Pin-8352 → u/DragonGuard666]

You just have to look at his own writing to see what he really wants.

Manbosses. Gary Stus. Male heroes who are perfect in every way, never fail and are loved by everyone… even his victims.

All this complaining about girlbosses and men being diminished is just a cover. To people like Shad, equality and balance are oppression.

[u/Any-Farmer1335]

For someone who claims he isn't allowed to use swearwords bc of his religion, he is using a lot of slurs. I'm not religious, but I don't think Petrus is gonna differentiate there when you look up to the pearly gates, Shad :x

[u/Clarkeste]

Honestly, hearing him say "Jack Black utterly hijacks this film and drives his Jack Blackness up to 11" is the best selling point I have seen so far. It felt like something like 90% of the memes from the trailers were Jack Black being hilarious and saying things in a very dramatic fashion. That is half the reason I want to watch the movie at all lmao

[u/Any-Farmer1335 → u/Clarkeste]

"Jack Black does what Jack Black is known for"

[u/Clarkeste → u/Any-Farmer1335]

Exactly. It's, like, the main selling point.

[u/Quirky_Parfait3864 → u/Any-Farmer1335]

Guy goes to see a movie with Jack Black

Is surprised when Jack Black is Jack Black.

lol

[u/mangababe → u/Clarkeste]

I'm hoping it's like the Jumanji reboot, which I expected to hate but was carried by Jack black and the rest of the cast being 100% into the cheese.

[u/Perfect-Storm-99]

"Oh no! They destroyed the male hero Shad had looked up to since his childhood as a role model. Steve from Minecraft was portrayed as weak."

This is basically what he's saying in parts of this transcript. It's always the same review, the same script. The woke Hollywood destroyed or disrespected their male hero and there were a lot of girlbosses and complaining about inclusion and representation because it's not "lore accurate" or something.

He's incapable of reviewing a movie like a normal person. Even if there were valid points of criticism in a video like this when the majority of reveiw is like that no one's going to take it seriously.

[u/Jakeyboy143 → u/Perfect-Storm-99]

the only male heroes Shad had look up are Mel Gibson, Arnold Schwarzenegger, Jean Claude van Damme and Sylvester Stallone.

[u/Remarkable-Pin-8352]

Shad knows nothing about games. This is the guy who had a meltdown over Peach in the Mario movie wearing her pink biker outfit from Mario Kart, and complained about Mario and Bowser being simps for her (because he has never even looked at Mario Odyssey).

He is a grifter tourist who latches on to whatever’s relevant.

[u/Awkwardukulele]

Jack Black is like a punk Mr Rogers. Who tf would want to shit talk him?

[u/DrEverettMann → u/Awkwardukulele]

Conservatives hated Mr. Rogers too. Fox News called him evil for praising kids without making them earn it.

[u/Awkwardukulele → u/DrEverettMann]

Of course they did, the fucking ghouls

[u/Appalachian_Aioli]

I go with Karsten Runquist when he said that this is just a blatant kids movie and if you watch and get angry, that’s your own fault.

[u/Professional_Tree325]

As someone coming into the movie knowing it wasnt going to be 1 to 1 with the game its not too bad just a dumb fun comedy movie with a minecraft twist some of the not accurate things i enjoyed too like the 2 people 1 elytra flight and the iron golem with wing powers

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