r/ShittyLifeProTips 15d ago

SLPT: Raise your kids to be troublemakers and use hard work as punishment. This way, you'll always have someone to do your shoveling, painting, gutter cleaning, etc...

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u/bongdropper 14d ago

America’s prison labor economy in a nutshell.

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u/LiquidSoCrates 14d ago

Bonus: the kid becomes an apex international criminal and showers his or her beloved parents with ill-gotten wealth.