r/SipsTea • u/Bigb5wm • 1d ago

Wait a damn minute! College scammed them

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u/SpecialIdeal 1d ago

One of them is married

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u/solarlofi 1d ago

This just raises further questions!

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u/BitterSuiteToSuccubi 1d ago

I read somewhere that the other one puts on headphones and reads a book while the other “does the deed”. Although this raises even MORE questions.

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u/duck_duck_moo 1d ago

That was a hoax account, not actually them. They refuse to make any comments on it, but if you watch the wedding videos it is pretty clear they are all in on it.

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u/MobileArtist1371 1d ago

About the only time you can suck on your sister in laws tit and not get in trouble.

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u/TurkeyCocks 19h ago

The wheez I wheezed

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u/AunMeLlevaLaConcha 1d ago

I mean, what other choice do any of the involved parts have?

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u/GeneralKeycapperone 1d ago

If you've lived all of your life sharing a lot of your body with your twin, you probably get very good at weaving your attention in and out as appropriate.

Kind of like how most people tune out large amounts of sensory inputs as we go about our day, but notice almost instantaneously if something needs attention.

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u/lGipsyDanger 1d ago

Right? They share a nervous system

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u/No_Window644 1d ago

Nah, I heard the opposite. The relationship is strictly romantic/emotional, not sexual in any way

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u/Brutal-Gentleman 1d ago

They're BOTH married to him, but legally, only one could be.