r/SipsTea 1d ago

Wait a damn minute! College scammed them

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u/JF-San 1d ago

Maybe the reasoning was this...?

They have two brains so they're two students learning.

They have one body so it's just one working

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u/ThtPhatCat 1d ago

That’s pretty much it. They’re legally two people and can get certified for things independently. They both have a driver’s license for example. However, as teachers they can only teach one class at a time. It’s all just the nature of their problem. Though I will say it seems like the college probably could have worked with them a little bit given their unique situation.

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u/poop-machines 1d ago

To be fair, they only have one body to feed and one house to rent.

They also have the benefit of having two husbands living with them, sleeping either side of them iirc.

So it's like four people to one house. Three salaries. If anything it's a benefit.

It's also one airline seat I'd imagine?

Actually I don't know, maybe two. But they take up one seat. If they make obese people pay for two seats, surely these should pay for one? But I don't know, they're two people. Hmm. Maybe just cover the second head with a hood or bag and fly as one.

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u/CPA_Lady 1d ago

I believe only one of them is married currently.

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u/SirStrontium 1d ago

I feel like it must be a relationship with both, but anti-polygamy laws means on paper he can only marry one. It would be impossible to have any intimate or private moment while totally ignoring one person. Every memory you make together is with both.

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u/FILTHBOT4000 1d ago

If they both have driver's licenses, they both have SS numbers and everything else, and are two legal people.

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u/Daft00 1d ago

Imagine if one got drafted

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u/caramelizedapple 1d ago

People got excused for WAY less than having a conjoined twin

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u/dontshoveit 1d ago

So which one is getting paid on paper? If they both have SSN they should both be getting paid, if not then the second one not getting paid is an unpaid laborer which is against the law 😂

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u/realboabab 1d ago

is one a dependent in the house? seems they'd have to be. tax benefits baby.

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u/EtTuBiggus 1d ago

One day we'll get to marriage equality.

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u/Extension_Device6107 1d ago

If you rub the clit, whose brain is gonna go all funky?

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u/Small-Manner6588 1d ago

But they both share the same vagina. Might as well just let the other one blow you too.

That’s kinda hot 🥵

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u/IndianLawStudent 1d ago

I have a morbid curiosity to know about their marriage.

I would read a book about it.

Like how does this work. Does one wear a night mask and ear plugs when the other is having sex with their husband? Would it be a poly household if the other decides to get married.